My Lecturer, My Husband

Life is about making choices.

And it's important for every single one of you to remember.

That your own success in the future also depends on your discipline.

I know that some of you are thinking, "Why did I get a low grade?"

I can't give you more than that.

After this, study harder. You can also lessen your use of social media.

Okay. I have an assignment for you.

Divide yourselves into groups...

and write the five basic principles of communication.

-From what we have now,... -He's always giving assigments.

create your own version. Okay?

Good afternoon.

Let's start a group.

-Yeah, sure. -There.

-Do I look good yet? -Not yet.

-Yeah. Yes, Sir. -Are you done taking pictures?

-Okay. Then you can go home, right? -Yes, Sir.

This campus is not a place for you to create content.

Wear something proper tomorrow.

(Arya, Killer Lecturer, Not Afraid of Getting Hated)

(Inggit, The 666th Student_

Have you ever been so angry...

that if you put an egg on my head, it'd become a fried egg?

That's if I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.

-And they're together... -Being happy and all...

at the place where we had started dating.

So, this is about Tristan?

What? Why are you bringing Tristan into this?

-All right, sit down. -Calm down. Sit down.

What's wrong? Are you okay?

No, I'm not! How can I be okay? I'm mentally ill, you know?

-My mental health is messed up! -Okay.

-Calm down first. -It's all right, Inggit.

There are a lot of good Guys out there.

What's with you? Want me to hit you?

This is not about Tristan.

This is about Mr. Arya, that killer lecturer.

Oh, my gosh. I think the only thing that Mr. Arya killed is my common sense.

-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God. When I look at him...

Oh, my gosh. He's so handsome.

-What? -Don't you have any empathy?

Your friend is stressed out.

Wait. How can you say he is handsome?

All of that is shattered by his mean mouth.

I wonder what's his concept of life?

Don't you feel something against him?

He's killing your grades.

-How much will I get? This is... -All right. Yes, Arya.

How can I calm down? I stayed up all night for this.

Honey, why are you angry?

I got a C. This is the one when I stayed up all night.

Its okay.

Just go and meet Mr. Arya later.

Talk to him and find a solution to improve your grades.

Don't react emotionally.

You can talk this out with him.

How can I talk it out with him, Honey?

If I didn't know...

that he was an important lecturer for this semester...

there's no way I would have take this semester.

Seriously. I can't take it anymore.

You know how hard I worked. I stayed up all night.

I did everything.

I searched for the references. I did everything that he wanted.

And I just got a C?

It’s so tiring to be in college like this.

So, what will you do?

You're tired of hearing me talk, aren't you?

I know I talk too much, get mad easily, too emotional...

too moody, insecure, ambitious, and a perfectionist.

And now I got a C. Who wants a C, anyway?

But I love you. What should I do?

Please don't do that. I'll love you even more.

So what if you love me even more? That would be great.

Then I wouldn't have to be afraid of losing you.

What if I'm the one who's afraid of losing you?

Well, that’s good too.

-Then help me. -All right. Laugh, please.

-You keep being angry. -I don't want to.

-I don't want to laugh. -Your beauty is gone when you're angry.

-I don't want to. Help me. -Talk it out with Mr. Arya, okay?

-Help me. What should I do? -It's okay.

Everything will be fine.

Here's the thing. For me, your research is really shallow.

So I think C is enough.

-But, Sir, a C grade is... -That's enough. Okay?

I have a lot of other work to do.

Okay. Thank you, Sir.

What are you doing?

I want to discuss my grades, Sir.

Come in.

What did I ever do to this lecturer?

Sit.

Why did you snort?

Do you have a cold?

-No, Sir. -Wear a mask.

-No, I don't have a cold. -It's dangerous to bring a virus here.

What if I caught it?

-But I'm not sick. I'm fine. -What if I can't teach?

I swear to God, Sir. I'm fine. I'm not sick. I don't have a fever.

-Are you still going to take long, Sir? -Hold on.

My reason for meeting you here is important.

So you think the other 40 students are not important?

I grade them one by one.

-Sorry, Sir. -I'll give you 30 seconds.

Starting now.

-29. -Wait, Sir.

-25. -Hold on, Sir.

20.

-15. -Sir, wait.

10.

Five, four, three, two, one. Time's up.

But my paper's already in front of you, Sir.

I don't have time. I'm busy.

Please leave.

You know where the door is, right?

Why are you such an annoying lecturer?

Try to think! It's hard to make something like this!

Can you not be a crazy lecturer?

You like it? It hurts, right?

=My Lecturer My Husband=

Please leave.

You know where the door is, right?

Why are you such an annoying lecturer?

Try to think! It's hard to make something like this!

Can you not be a crazy lecturer?

You like it? It hurts, right?

You psychopath, opportunist, antagonist lecturer!

No wonder he's still single. He's so horrible.

I hope he gets a horrible soulmate.

-One Americano and espresso for... -Wanda.

Wanda. It's the exact amount of money. You can wait there.

Americano and espresso, Riz.

Welcome.

May I take your order?

-Mr. Arya. -One hot cappuccino, no sugar, small.

-One brownie. -For Mr. Arya?

Who else?

I'm just asking, Sir.

-How much is it? -No need. It's on the house for you.

You think I don't have money or are you trying to bribe me?

That'll be 49.000 rupiah, Sir.

Keep the change. Tip for you.

What a cheapskate.

-Ki, one hot Americano. -Okay.

What? Americano?

Are you sure that was my order?

What did I order?

Wait, Sir.

-Hot caramel latte. -Hot caramel latte.

Wrong!

Hot cappuccino, no sugar, small.

Hot cappuccino, small, no sugar.

-Okay. -Sorry, Sir.

Make it quick, Ki. The one who ordered has PMS.

One hot cappuccino.

Inggit.

Inggit!

-Is it ready? -Yes, Sir.

Here you go, Sir.

You used hand sanitizer before touching it?

It's clean, we use...

I swear, that guy has PMS. I swear. He can't control his mouth.

Of course I forgot, he only tipped 1.000 rupiah.

Oops, I missed it.

My schedule at the campus is really tight.

Maybe later in the afternoon, we'll contact each other again.

-We'll talk later. -Hello.

Okay, Honey.

-Okay. -Bye, Love!

What's with you?

Sir.

About my paper's grade, Sir.

I will give you one chance.

Yes! Thank you, Sir. What's the assignment?

Make a 100-page paper.

But I'll wait for it at my desk tomorrow morning.

I think tomorrow morning is impossible, Sir.

It may be possible if you focus.

-Inggit! -Inggit!

What's the matter?

-You missed a space. -We can connect it from the one here.

Is "paradigm" spelled with a "K" or "G"?

-With a "G", of course! -I'll slap you.

The one before...

Time to go home.

I'm going home, okay?

-Take care. -Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

Take care, Guys.

-Sir. -Why are you sleeping here?

I'm waiting for Mr. Arya, Sir, for consultation on my assignment.

What?

Isn't he speaking at a seminar right now?

-Seminar? -Yes, a nationwide seminar.

He is representing our campus.

I will leave you now.

-Sir. So is Mr. Arya here or not? -He's not here.

Hello?

Good morning, Mr. Arya.