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GOOD MORNING, LIFE! Dean Martin

# Good morning, life! #

# Good morning, sun! How are your skies above? #

# Gee, it's great to be alive and in love! #

# Good morning, life! #

# Good morning, birds! Sing out your happy tunes! #

# Feels so good because I'll be seeing her soon. #

# Last night she said she loved me. #

# What a pity to part! #

# I slept with both eyes open, waiting for today to start. #

# Good morning, life! #

# Good morning, world! How are you, happiness? #

# All at once I know what livin' can be. #

# It's life, it's free, it's someone waiting for me, #

Hey, honey! How 'bout it!

# Who'll someday be my wife. Good morning, life! #

# Good morning, life! #

Oh, God! It was...

You know what? You should come with us next time.

No, man. I don't like Zoos.

Oh, man! But the kids go apeshit for it.

Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much.

Besides, it's depressing.

What? Getting up close to animals?

I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?

Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherfucker, but in a Zoo,

they ain't got enough room to hit second gear.

I mean it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.

Yeah, no shit, man.

That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat.

These animals have been rescued.

Usually injured or something in like the... you know, the wild, or blind.

No shit?

No shit.

See? I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's even more depressing.

That's what I'm talking about.

A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and shit.

That shit's fucked up.

I didn't say the cheetah was blind.

Well, then what's blind?

Nothing's blind. It's just an example.

Well, then that's a fucked up example of some shit right there, man.

That's what I'm talking about.

Blind cheetahs is a shit.

I just meant...

Look, go get the food!

Hey! And remember, we pay half!

Yeah, I know.

And get me a large coke too!

You get it... Captain DucheBag.

OK... Small salad, a bottle of water...

That's it! Small salad, a bottle of water...

All units respond to APB 211!

Suspect last seen heading Western Alameda in a red delivery van.

Suspect: white male, six feet tall, yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes.

Answers to the name Ronald. Considered armed and dangerous.

Sweet Jesus!

- Hey, hurry up! - Go, go, go, go!

Watch out! Watch out!

OK, people! Listen to me, please!

Hands and feet inside the car! No snacks, and certainly

no feeding the animals! Grr!

There's a lot to see going on. Have a lovely time to get! Here... we go!

Just on your right is a rare,

but simply gorgeous little reptilian friend.

It's our french crocodile.

And no, you won't see any handbag or...

This guy sucks, Haribo!

Yeah! Let's get outta here! Come on, let's go!

Let's go ride a lion!

Ha-ha! Look at the big pussy head! Big pussy. Ha-ha!

Ho-ho-ho! That is no way to treat our animal, friends.

And would you like it if I pull my panty holes down,

and shook my hiney in your faces, hm?

Roger that. You, guys, look out for a blue recycle vehicle!

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! Just keep your eyes on the road!

I've my eyes on the road, but I get to watch inside at once.

Wow, Esso girl in that white outfit is looking pretty good today!

Well, I wouldn't give it...

Save your energy, dude!

You think she gives a damn about classic recipe anymore?

Fuck off! Sour is the new "Hot'n Spicy".

Ah, you can both forget it. Trust me!

You're pretty hard to forget.

Nice mustache!

It only tickles for a little while.

Hey, rolling, rolling!

I broke some rubber, dude!

That was almost green. That was green.

Godness! Where is a cop when you need one?

Here we go. Watcha! Ha-ha!

Wow! That's crazy!

You deserve that, you bastard!

God damn it! Watch out!

Crash it, fucking truck!