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ONE, TWO, THREE... ACTION!

DO YOU THINK THAT AGENT IS EVER GONNA CALL ME?

DO YOU THINK THAT PETER GUY IS EVER GONNA NOTICE ME?

WE'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR WEEKS.

OKAY. WHAT IF I STOOD UP?

DO I HAVE, LIKE, LUMPY CHAIR DENTS IN MY THIGHS?

ALL RIGHT, YOU'D NEED FAT ON THEM - OR ANY.

LOOK. HE'S TALKING TO THAT TURQUOISE TANKINI TRAMP.

I HATE HER.

YOU'VE ALREADY WON.

YOU DON'T NEED A TANKINI

TO HIDE YOUR BUDDHA BELLY

OR SHORTS TO CAMOUFLAGE YOUR BUTT.

MANNY...

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU.

PLEASE.

I'M NOT HIS TYPE.

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU - YOU ARE.

THAT IS THE FIRST GUY I'VE LIKED

SINCE HURRICANE SEAN

BLEW THROUGH MY EMOTIONAL TRAILER PARK.

EM, I HAVE ONE GOAL THIS YEAR,

AND IT AIN'T ANONYMOUS HOT-DUDE-AT-POOL.

I'M GONNA BE AN ACTRESS.

GO AHEAD, SMILE,

'CAUSE I'M DOING IT.

WHATEVER IT TAKES?

I'M DOING.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT WE,

THE MOST CURSED CLASS IN HISTORY,

ACTUALLY MADE IT TO SENIOR YEAR?

NO.

I GUESS ASHLEY DIDN'T MAKE IT.

YET. SHE'LL BE HERE.

RIGHT, EL?

DEFINITELY.

HEY!

SHE'S A BIG AGENT.

SHE'S PROBABLY JUST BUSY.

TRUST PAPA SUPAFRY, OKAY?

THE ACTING WORLD IS ALL ABOUT BRUTAL REJECTION.

YOU PUT IN A LOT OF WORK THIS SUMMER,

AND THAT'S WHY I'M LETTING YOU BACK.

BUT ONE SLIP-UP, AND I MEAN ONE,

AND YOU'RE OUT THAT DOOR.

GOT IT.

I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU, MISS H,

I SWEAR TO GOD.

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

A SET OF KEYS WAS FOUND UNDER THE BLEACHERS IN THE GYM.

IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR KEYS...

HEY GUYS.

LOOK WHO'S BACK? JIMMY.

UH... GOOD SUMMER?

HEY.

HEY MANNY.

HE'S ACTUALLY HERE.

YOU CAN DO IT.

UH, I'M TOO NERVOUS!

HI.

WELCOME TO EMMA, I'M DEGRASSI.

NICE TO MEET YOU, DEGRASSI.

IT'S A TRADITION - BACKWARDS GREETING.

WE ALL DO IT FIRST DAY.

SO YOU'RE MANNY AND I'M...?

PETER.

I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE THE ACTRESS FROM THE KEVIN SMITH FILM.

YEAH.

I'M A DIRECTOR. WELL, ASPIRING, ANYWAY.

YOU GOT AN AGENT?

I SENT MY PHOTOS TO BERNICE FEIN AND...

SHE'S THE BEST IN THE CITY,

SO, I'M JUST WAITING FOR A CALL.

FOREVER.

THAT'S HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

YOU GOTTA MARCH RIGHT INTO HER OFFICE,

LOOKING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, AND DEMAND TO SEE HER.

MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS,

"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN LIFE, DON'T ASK.

JUST TAKE."

EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?

ASHLEY HASN'T EMAILED IN A WEEK.

SHE'S TOTALLY DISAPPEARED.

OKAY... UH...

MAYBE-MAYBE-MAYBE SHE'S GONNA SURPRISE CRAIG?

HMM? SHOW UP AT HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.

IT'S TOMORROW?

WHAT DO WE DO?

OH MANUELLITA, I DIDN'T MAKE LUNCH.

I JUST CAME FOR MY CREDIT CARD.

UH... LEFTOVERS? OR A TOASTY SANDWICH?

I COULD THROW TOGETHER AN OMELET.

MOM, IT'S MY CREDIT CARD, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHY YOU GUYS DON'T LET ME KEEP IT.

YOUR DADDY AND I

JUST WANT YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE.

I AM!

I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THE MOVIE

TO MAKE ALL THAT MONEY.

SOMETIMES WE ARE CONCERNED.

WHAT YOU WEAR, WHERE YOU GO...

WITH BOYS.

AND YOUR GRADES.

WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M RETARDED?

I'M NOT! I CAN MANAGE!

I'M SMART!

I JUST...

I JUST NEED SOME NEW CLOTHES FOR SCHOOL,

OKAY MOM?

FIFTY DOLLARS ONLY, OKAY?

YOU KNOW HOW YOUR DADDY IS.

HE'LL CHOP OFF OUR HEADS.

OKAY.

THANKS, BYE.

I DID A SAFARI IN MASAI MARA,

AND HONEST EL, IT BLEW MY MIND.

WHAT? YOU TWO HAVE HAND SIGNALS?

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE HAND SIGNALS.

OH... GOOD, IT'S FROM ASH.

NOT GOOD.

WAY... WAY NOT GOOD.

UH... THAT...

THAT IS- THAT IS NOT CRAIG.

IT'S ALISTAIR, AKA "ALI",

AKA THE REASON SHE'S...

STAYING IN ENGLAND.

WHAT? OH...

NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

OKAY, WE HAVE TO THROW HIM THE GREATEST,

MOST ROCKINGEST PARTY EVER.

WOW.

DID YOU JUST SAY ROCKINGEST?

YEAH.

I'M THAT UPSET FOR HIM.

TWO MINUTES, I PROMISE.

I WON'T LEAVE.

AND I'LL STARE AT YOU...

REALLY, REALLY HARD.

SPARE TWO MINUTES FOR PEST CONTROL?

THANKS, BERNICE.

"AND IN THE MIDST OF ALL THAT RESCUING,

IN THE MIDST OF ALL THAT CLAWING FOR HOPE,

NOBODY MADE IT OUT OF OUR WEDDING ALIVE."

A GLASS OF MILK, HONEY.

YOU WANT ME TO- ?

I MEAN, IT'S NICE - MILK.

UH... IT'S KINDA BORING.

DANNY, TAKE A LOOK AT THE WALL BEHIND ME.

TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE, DEAR.

A BUNCH OF REALLY GORGEOUS PEOPLE.

MM-HM.

BUT THEY'RE NOT JUST GORGEOUS.

THEY'RE SPECIAL. THEY HAVE "IT".

LOOK AT ROBIN. ROBIN HAS "IT".

ROBIN IS SPECIAL.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

HMM?

EXACTLY MY POINT.

SO, YOU GO FIGURE THAT OUT BEFORE YOU COME BACK HERE.

OH, AND A WORD OF ADVICE?

STOP WITH THE BEANS AND RICE AND UH...

DUMP THE LUMPS.

COME.

HI, EMMA?

CAN YOU MEET ME DOWNTOWN, NOW?

UGH, LOOK AT THAT ASS.

SHE SAID "DUMP THE LUMPS".

OKAY, SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND.

AND I'M A GLASS OF MILK.

OKAY, YOU ARE OUT YOUR MIND.

MANNY, YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHANGE.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD IN CLASS-

SHH...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD IN CLASS

AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU

AND YOU JUST TOLD THEM ALL TO SHUT UP?

I FEEL LIKE THAT EVERY DAY.

LIKE EVERYBODY'S JOKING ABOUT ME,

AND I CAN NEVER GET THEM TO SHUT UP.

AND A PLASTIC SURGEON CAN CHANGE THAT?

THEY WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I'M FAMOUS.

MANNY SANTOS?

SO, SOME OFF MY UH... THIGHS AND,