Hell of a Summer

Wait.

Ow, my hand!

Sorry. There was a bug on you. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. There was a bug.

Okay, so swat it with your hand. - Okay, okay.

Those things hurt!

I'm sorry.

Ow!

I'm sorry! There was another bug.

Just wipe it away with your hand!

There's going to be bugs. We're at the lake!

I think that they're attracted to the tuning.

You don't think that this is just where they are?

No, it's just that your guitar playing,

it sounds like shit.

What do you want to hear?

Play Pineway.

It's too early for that,

I'm saving it. - No, practice!

Fine.

Thank you.

Let's all go to Pineway.

Good times at Camp Pineway.

Through the trees, and to the lake,

songs we sing, and the friends we make.

Every morning that we...

Wake up,

Pineway is the best!

Yay!

We did it!

Ow! I thought you were gonna kiss me.

I'm going to get more beers.

What happened to the music?

I zap your strumming hand too hard?

Oh, my fucking God!

Okay.

Hell of a Summer

Hey!

Are you okay?

I was cold.

Can't help but feel this is about the internship.

Why? Do you want to do it? - No.

Because it's not too late for me to turn around.

Mom.

All you have to do is just call up the firm and explain your--

Mom!

It's a legitimate career opportunity.

So is this.

John and Kathy specifically asked me

to come back this year.

Oh, give me a break. This isn't anything.

You're 24 years old

and you're still going to summer camp.

I'm working at camp.

It's a job.

$100 a week is hardly employment.

Bumped me up to 115.

Welcome home.

I'm sorry I was harsh earlier.

It's just you got to start thinking about your future.

I am thinking about my future.

I mean, I have my whole life to be a lawyer, but...

How many summers does a guy get to spend here, huh?

A lot, apparently.

Oh, shit.

The puka's not dumb, right?

What? No, I love the puka.

Puka's great.

Puka's good?

Yeah, puka's great.

Right.

I mean, if you're feeling hesitant about it,

can I just wear one? - No, I'm gonna wear the puka.

Okay.

I just want to make a good first impression.

I mean, this summer is gonna be huge for us.

I feel like we said that last summer.

Yeah, but now we're counselors.

Do you have any idea how much more likely it is

that counselor chicks are gonna hook up with us?

A lot, hopefully?

Yes, exactly. A lot, hopefully.

I mean, at the very least, we're gonna hook up

with some older campers, right?

Women are attracted to power.

Camp Pineway, you beautiful bitches!

Whoa!

Let's make this the best counselor weekend yet.

Am I right? Fuck!

Which way are we going?

Pineway!

Which way we fucking going?!

Pineway!

Yes, man, yes!

I fucking love your car.

Where's Demi?

Demi.

Hi, Jason.

What's up?

You need a hand?

Actually, that would be amazing, yeah.

We could...

Could you be careful with those?

Sorry, Demi.

Okay, see you.

It's great to see you, too.

It's just so good to be back.

You know what they always say?

You can't spell Pineway without "e-way."

What?

Because I can't stay e-way from this place.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, well, I'm really excited that you're back.

You too!

Bye bye.

Dammit. Ah, this door.

This pesky door.

Hey, guys, it's Deedee.

You guys have been asking for another tutorial,

so today I'm going to teach you how to do the perfect--

Bravo!

Hey, Ezra.

Jason, I didn't think you were coming back this year.

Yeah, well, John and Kathy needed my help, so--

Actually, so do I.

We're doing a gritty reimagining of Pinocchio this year.

Very political.

And I think that you may be perfect

for the role of old man Geppetto.

No, I'm not, I'm not really much of an actor.

Oh, no, no, no, but you have a fascinating quality, Jason.

There's something deeply sad and broken about you.

I think it'll come across nicely on stage.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Now, auditions aren't for a couple of weeks,

but I just wanted to plant the seed.

And Jason!

This is not going to be the greatest theatrical production

in Pineway's history. Boop.

I guess the whole film is just like an allegory, you know,

for how traumatic experiences

just affect you in general.

I mean, shit, Shannon, I don't even know if you know this,

but I grew up with a mildly severe nut allergy.

Yeah, yeah, I think you might have mentioned that.

So, even though the character is a schizophrenic,

or a photographer, it's a...

It's a very personal story.

Yo, which way are we going?

Pineway.

I said, which way are we going?

My God, he did it.

What do you, what? When?

We're in the middle of something here, dude.

No, we aren't. Hi, Chris.

Hey, Shannon.

Okay, time out. I'm sorry.

It's 9:42. Arrival is supposed to be at 9:45.

I was going to be the one to do it.

Yeah, and I also wanted Shannon to read my screenplay,

but, like, it looks like we both can't get what we want.

Fuck.

It's just a stupid chant anyway. Who cares?

I knew you should've let me drive.

Dale says you're a reckless driver.

Fuck Dale!

Whoa!

Dale's been a great stepfather to me and my mom.

Whatever.

Oh, Bobby. I'm, I'm sorry, man.

I didn't mean it to come out like that.

Your mom will find someone, man, I know it.

Hey, stranger.

Holy shit! Hey!

Okay.

You having trouble?

Yeah, I think the handle's like jammed or something.

Bunk 9 is always a tricky one.

Yeah.

You just have to lift, jiggle, and then pull.

Yeah, I'm trying.

Jiggle.

Oh, almost. May I try?

Yeah.

Oh! Show off.

Yeah, you loosened it.

I like the beard.

Oh, thank you.

I was trying, trying something new.

Yeah.

Wait, why did you come back?

Well, John and Kathy needed extra help, so yeah.

I don't really see why it's such a big deal.

It's not a big deal.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm just surprised because last year

you said you weren't coming back.

Right, but--