Grosse Pointe Garden Society

- Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"...

- Maybe we shouldn't just jump into this.

- I can't understand what changed literally overnight.

- You're the one who put a PI on me.

Who you pulled a knife on.

I filed for emergency custody this morning.

- Maybe there is something else with Brett.

That bitch killed my dog.

- Give me the quilt. - No.

It's Patty's.

Let go!

Good news, baby.

I found a way to get you that tuition.

- She was wearing a fancy blue dress.

She was with a friend in a red dress.

She's such a phony bitch.

Someone stole the quilt.

- I can't have our baby behind bars.

- He's not going ice fishing. - Where is he going?

Shopping, his new life.

- Please tell me I didn't just hear

they're gonna dig up the body.

We have to move it.

- When did the Pattersons put in solar panels?

- Well, they're not even working because Joyce

refuses to cut down that big sugar maple

that's blocking the sun.

- Well, if she's worried about her carbon footprint,

she should probably start with their private jet.

You want a banana muffin?

They're fresh from the oven.

You know what I want.

- I could dig up some of that Irish butter you like.

I want my quilt, Marilyn.

Donna didn't deliver it?

- No, you told me to pick it up the morning after the gala.

Mm.

Did I?

- You don't know where it is, do you?

Not at this exact moment.

- But you know where my money is, though.

Let's just cool our jets.

- Oh, these jets are just warming up.

- I will get to the bottom of it.

- You better before Keith gets back from the cabin.

- That's no way to talk to a friend.

- Friends don't swindle each other.

What happened to us?

Oh, please, Marilyn.

You know what happened.

- And if I don't get that quilt,

you know what happens next.

Melissa.

Is Brett here?

He's--come in.

- Hey, you didn't have to make the bed.

- I don't want to interrupt you guys.

No.

- I mean, it's only gonna get all messy again.

Anyone want coffee?

I'm caffeinated.

- She's having a hard time at home.

- Yeah. It's none of my business.

I'm sleeping on the couch.

- They wanted to send some random guy to serve you.

You don't have to do this.

- I thought it would be more humane if I brought it myself.

I meant take the kids.

Do you have a lawyer?

With what money?

- I just want to make sure that you have a fair shot

at the custody hearing. - Now you want to play fair?

- I'm not the one who put a knife to that guy's throat.

Again, scissors.

Just get a lawyer.

I should go.

You don't have to.

- Yeah, well, can't hide here forever.

At some point, I'm--

I'm gonna have to face what we did.

- Your garden is only as good as the seeds you plant.

But it's hard to tell when you get a bad seed.

- And you never know how many there are in a pack.

- There's bagels in the kitchen.

I'm good, thanks.

- Yeah, somebody picked weird flavors

like blueberry and garlic.

- Anything else I can do for you?

- You remember that bracelet

we got off that tweaker gas station guy?

- So in the end, every seed that's planted

is a flip of a coin,

because what looks perfect on the outside

might be totally rotten on the inside.

- OK, which one of these says, "Put me on the side of a bus"?

They all look the same.

She looks honest.

She looks like a murderer.

Well, she looks professional.

Yeah, like a hit man.

Come on, babe.

They all look amazing.

They all look like mug shots.

- Mommy, put that in the compost.

- Just goes to the same place, baby.

- But they won't break down in the trash.

- Ooh, I smell you, science girl.

OK, go get your backpack.

What's the point?

- Oh, well, 30% reduction in landfill waste.

No, I mean all of it.

- Oh, boy. - How do I teach our kids

to recycle and respect the planet?

How do I pretend to be someone that you

can trust to sell your home?

How do I organize PTA food drives and book fairs?

You just do.

- How do I pretend I didn't just murder someone?

OK, look.

You put your shoes on, you go outside,

and you just get through the day, OK?

And no one's gonna be able to tell the difference

between the realtor and the hit man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- What? - Ew!

- Absolutely not. - Think about it.

The whole point of compost is to break down

things we want to get rid of.

- We can't compost my husband's father.

Ugh.

- I'm not sure how to put this delicately.

Then don't.

- It only takes a month to mulch a human body.

- Please tell me you did not look that up on your phone.

- Well, Addie referenced a chicken in her science project,

so I'm ballparking it.

- There must be someplace more humane.

- Well, I'm open to any other alternatives.

What about a freezer?

Whose?

- Well, don't you have that big one in your garage?

- Oh, sure, we'll just tuck him in

right next to Addie's ice cream sandwiches

and Dakota's frozen waffles.

Hey, set the benchmark here.

- Once they finish the site survey,

they're gonna break ground.

We have to move Quiche now.

- Least he'll be enriching our soil.

- Maybe Quiche is just what we need to win the cup.

I'm just saying, if you believe that God

has a plan for everyone...

The math just ain't mathin'.

- A pill popper with a bunch of priors stealing a bracelet?

Adds up to me.

- Then why did this Pete guy corroborate his story?

- Pete? Who--who's Pete?

- Some drifter who washes windows for change

at the station.

That's your witness?

- He told me what the lady was wearing.

- He also mention the self-serve propane tanks

are blocking the government from reading his thoughts?

- He described her friend wearing the red dress too.

- Look, I admire your ambition here, Duncan,

but we're talking about a couple of junkies.

- But both those dudes were so specific

about that red dress.

OK.

- Said it sparkled like a Christmas ornament.

Sounds like they were high.

- Sounds like the one that your friend was wearing too.

Who?

- You know, the one that came to see you that same night?

You want to make a name for yourself?

- I'm just trying to do what's right.

All right.

But if you poke enough bears, one's bound to wake up.

Yes, sir.

- So based on Donna's rudimentary timeline,

the quilt went off the grid around 1100 hours.

Who else knows?

- You and Donna are the only ones with clearance.

Clearance?

We're not on break, Donna!

Every second counts in a kidnapping case.

What is all this?

- So we are cross-referencing every guest at the gala

who drives a black Cadillac

with everyone who bid on the quilt.

- And you expect someone to just confess?

- When Donna joined the bureau,

she was trained in voice analysis.

I can hear when you're lying.

What if it's just gone?

What do you mean?

- I'm just saying, sometimes things that get stolen

aren't always recovered.

Say that again but slower.