Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Music

Hey, hey, what are we?

I think we're lost

Cool, maybe we'll be on the news

Oh yeah, yeah, that would roll

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Whoa, do you hear that?

What is it?

G'dayn

Y-up

Y-y-y-yo

Seveece, BNON

SLétait

S Wathtuhppy, coincidence

We were just for the new members of our men's group

Do you?

Need a baby?

Achilling

Tim Bng

Not i'm not going to join the men's group but not bored

Stitchy

in a nurturing all-male environment.

With no women around, we're free to be ourselves

without fear of seeming sexist or offensive.

And we let off some steam to avoid channeling our male anger towards women into greed,

destructiveness, or other male problem areas.

And that's important, especially today, as we men wrestle with our manhood.

Bava thruffles with his manhood.

Yeah.

I usually win.

That's okay, because we all must fight our own demons.

That's why these monthly drum banging sessions are so...

You get a bang a drum?

Sure.

Cool.

You've got me cool.

Hi, I'm Gary.

Hi, I'm Pete.

Hi, Phil.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Beelis.

These houses look fake, but it...

Of course they do.

That's like the whole point of college music.

To like make the suburbs look bad.

Hey, do you hear that, planet?

She said Harry Bohemus.

Yeah.

What does that mean?

You don't know.

I think it may be on me.

It had something to do with stool.

Damn it, leave us shut up.

There's these two chicks that kiss on this video,

and I don't want you talking about stool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

We had a drink, we had a smoke.

She took off her overcome.

I kissed a girl.

What?

She said she kissed a girl.

Damn it, Beelis.

I know.

That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stool.

Wow.

Look at that.

Maybe I'll show it.

That's gonna be cool.

Whoa.

That's Harry Bohemus.

Boy, that's a turning out to be pretty good.

You know, and I say two girls kissing.

It kinda gives me a special feeling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Me too.

It kinda makes me want to make a stool.

Damn it, leave us your messed up.

Hey, baby.

I kissed a girl.

Well, she said again, she said she kissed a girl.

Yeah.

You have to do a lot more than that if you want to be a cesspan.

It'll make you a...

I like this part in here after she says she kissed a girl.

Where it goes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the third or two chicks right here making out.

You'd probably just go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Talk about stools and stuff.

Yeah, keep it fit back.

Watch a couple chicks make out and talk about stools.

Make me.

Uh.

This sucks.

Actually, it can be quite therapeutic but here.

Why don't you take out some of that aggression on the drum?

And let loose with your innermost thoughts.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

This sucks.

Uh.

This sucks.

Bunch of dumbass woody is hitting a stupid drum.

Uh.

Um.

Good, butthead.

You tapped into some genuine emotions there and I think we can all relate to what you're

saying.

Uh.

You can?

Sure we can.

It really doesn't suck that you had the courage to say this sucks.

We're hearing you loud and clear, brother.

That sucks.

Okay.

Now it's your turn, Bevis.

Really try to get in touch with your inner male.

Oh wait!

Now is a bunch of dudes watching?

Don't be shy.

Just hit the drum and say what's on your mind.

Um.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

Whoa.

That's pretty cool.

Uh.

The drywall is up, so let's back off when Bevis and butthead returned.

Okay, Bevis.

Now let that wild man within put his feelings into words.

Where with he, bro?

He's like, I want to check out chick's thingies.

I want to see their singing, but they won't let me.

And that just makes me want to check them out even more.

We feel you, male, pain.

I feel like I'm never going to score.

And chicks don't want to talk to me.

I'm like, I want to go on and say, hey baby, I'm like, I want to go on.

And then it's like, they could go away.