Masters of Sex

PREVIOUSLY ON "MASTERS OF SEX"...

Herb: HERB SPLEEB.

"WHEN LIFE KICKS YOU TO THE CURB, CALL HERB."

Betty: HERB'S A DIVORCE LAWYER,

VERY INTERESTED IN RENTING OFFICE SPACE.

William: I'M OFFERING YOU AN OPPORTUNITY

TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WORK AS A SUBJECT.

Kitty: I CAN BRING MEN BACK TO LIFE.

Libby: I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD USE MY HELP.

I WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE.

William: I HAVE SECONDARY IMPOTENCE.

I CAN FUNCTION WHEN I'M BY MYSELF.

IT'S WHEN I'M WITH A -- A PARTNER.

Austin: I'M GOOD AT THIS JOB.

I KNOW HOW TO MAKE WOMEN FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.

Flo: SO DO THAT FOR ME.

MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.

William: MR. TALLY IS A PARTNER

AT WILLIAMS AND KULICK PUBLIC RELATIONS.

Shep: THE TWO OF YOU COME ON, BOTH SCIENTISTS

AND YET LOOKING LIKE THE NICE COUPLE NEXT DOOR,

AND SUDDENLY I TRUST YOU.

William: US ON TV?

OUR FATHER WAS A MONSTER.

Francis: BUT OUR MONSTER WAS A SICK ALCOHOLIC.

William: YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN WEAK.

A GUTLESS, PATHETIC MAN.

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Virginia: IT'S HEALING NICELY.

MAKEUP WILL COVER THAT.

William: MAKEUP?

I'M NOT GONNA WALK AROUND WEARING MAKEUP, VIRGINIA.

Virginia: NO.

FOR THE SHOOT TOMORROW.

WE'LL COVER IT SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT ON THE CAMERA.

HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE -- YOUR BROTHER?

William: I, UH -- I WROTE HIM.

Virginia: WROTE?

William: I-I INTEND TO WRITE TO HIM.

HE LEFT TOWN.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

HE AND PAULINE WENT BACK TO KANSAS CITY.

Virginia: NO. YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT.

William: I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT WITH HIM.

Virginia: DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT MADE THE DIFFERENCE

THE OTHER NIGHT?

YOU WERE SO...EVERYTHING -- UPSET, ANGRY, REPENTANT.

YOU COULD FE-- I MEAN, REALLY FEEL.

YOU WERE SO CHARGED UP -- BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH --

William: VIRGINIA, PLEASE.

CAN WE NOT, UH...ANALYZE IT?

Virginia: YES. YES, OF COURSE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK...AT ALL.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'D LIKE?

William: I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME HOW IT WAS THE OTHER NIGHT...

FOR YOU.

Virginia: TO SEE YOU HURT LIKE THAT, YOU MEAN?

William: UH, NO.

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT -- THE, UH...THE SEX.

Virginia: IT WAS GOOD.

William: TELL ME.

Virginia: IT WAS VERY GOOD.

William: HOW DID I, UH...

HOW DID I FEEL...INSIDE YOU?

Virginia: HARD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, BILL.

IT'LL HAPPEN NEXT TIME.

William: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Virginia: BECAUSE IT HAPPENED BEFORE.

William: WELL, IT WAS CLEARLY NOT THE BEGINNING

OF AN UPWARD TREND, VIRGINIA.

IT WAS A-A BLIP, AN ANOMALY.

Virginia: BILL.

William:

Virginia: BILL.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

REALLY, IT'S ALL RI--

William:

Virginia:

William:

Virginia: SHE'S GOT YOU WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE FINGER.

George: WELL, SHE SAID SHE WAS NERVOUS

ABOUT TAKING HER EIFFEL TOWER ON THE BUS.

Tessa: DADDY.

George: WOW!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MASTERPIECE!

Virginia: YOUR FRENCH PRESENTATION'S TODAY, BUG?

Tessa: I TOLD YOU. TWICE.

Virginia: I'M SO SORRY, TESSIE.

I'VE HAD A LOT ON MY MIND.

George:

Tessa: DO YOU HAVE MY BARRETTE?

George: BERET?

AND I SURE DO.

AUDREY PICKED IT OUT.

HERE, I'LL TRADE YOU. GO TRY IT ON IN THE CAR.

Virginia: HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETIE.

GRAB YOU FOR A MINUTE, UM...

Henry:

YOU GOT TO MAKE HER STOP THAT STUPID SONG, DAD.

George: HELP ME OUT, SPORT.

HERE, PUT THAT IN THE BACK SEAT.

I JUST NEED A WORD WITH YOUR MOM.

Henry: IF YOU'LL LET ME START THE ENGINE.

George:

Virginia: HAVE A GOOD DAY, HENRY.

HE ALREADY TOLD ME THAT YOU LET HIM DRIVE ON SUNDAY.

George: IT WAS IN A PARKING LOT.

Virginia: NO, I-I WASN'T GOING TO SCOLD YOU.

I THINK THAT IT'S NICE

THAT YOU'RE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH HIM.

George: WELL, IT'S AUDREY'S DOING.

SHE'S REALLY ENCOURAGED ME.

Virginia: WELL, PLEASE BE SURE TO TELL YOUR WIFE

HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO HER.

MM, BETTER GO.

THE NATIVES ARE GETTING RESTLESS.

George: ACTUALLY, GINI, UH,

-IF YOU HAVE A SEC... -Virginia: I DON'T.

CBS IS SENDING A CAMERA CREW TO INTERVIEW BILL AND ME TODAY.

SO WE CAN TALK LATER -- WHEN I --

WHEN I DROP THE KIDS OFF AT YOUR PLACE THIS WEEKEND?

Betty: SO, UH, WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE KEYS?

WHY NOT A MAGIC SHOP OR A WATCH REPAIR OR SOMETHING?

Harold: IT'S A BUSINESS WITH A LOT OF FOOT TRAFFIC.

EVERYONE NEEDS KEYS, RIGHT?

-Betty: YEAH. -Harold: AND, ON AVERAGE,

IT TAKES FOUR MINUTES TO MAKE ONE,

WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE TIME IT TAKES TO PUT DOWN 10 BUCKS

ON THE THIRD RACE AT FAIRMOUNT PARK.

Betty:

Harold: CBS?

CBS IS HERE?

Betty: OH, YEAH. THEY'RE FILMING A PIECE TODAY.

Harold: ON WHAT?

Betty: DON'T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A KNOT.

THEY'RE WAY MORE INTERESTED IN NOOKIE THAN IN A BOOKIE.

HMM, THAT RHYMED. HA.

Lester: HOW'S IT GOING?

THAT'S QUITE A LIGHTING PACKAGE.

NOT SURE OUR BUILDING'S ELECTRICAL SYSTEM

HAS THE JUICE SUPPORT IT.

Larry: WE GOT OUR OWN GENERATOR. IT'S DOWNSTAIRS.

Shep: WELL, THEY PICKED UP A, UH, LOCAL CREW

FROM THE CBS AFFILIATE.

ROGER'S BRINGING HIS OWN CAMERAMAN FROM NEW YORK.

Virginia: OH, WE WERE HOPING THAT...

IS THERE A ROLE FOR LESTER IN ALL OF THIS?

Shep: ABSOLUTELY.

STUDENT.

HE'S GONNA BE LEARNING FROM SOME REAL PROS.

ROGER CORWIN CAME UP THROUGH THE RANKS AT THE NETWORK.

HE'S WORKED WITH ALL THE BIG GUNS.

HE REALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

William: NOT SURE I CAN SAY THE SAME.

Shep: WELL, I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE HAD TO EXPLAIN THE WORK

DOZENS OF TIMES BEFORE THIS.

William: OH, YES, MY COLLEAGUES IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THE SCIENCE.

Virginia: BILL, UH, TO BE FAIR, ALSO TWO MEMBERS OF THE BOARD

WHO NEEDED THINGS SPELLED OUT IN LAYMAN'S TERMS.

William: THAT WAS YOUR FORTE, NOT MINE.

Virginia: WE DID IT TOGETHER.

Shep: WELL, THE TASK HERE IS MUCH THE SAME --

CAPTURE THE LAYMAN'S INTEREST.

YOU HAVE TO BE PERSONABLE ENOUGH

TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE WANT TO INVITE YOU INTO THEIR HOME.

William: LIKE FULLER BRUSH MEN.

Shep: WELL, THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW THAT A SMILE

AND SOME DIRECT EYE CONTACT MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

LOOK, ASK ANYBODY WHO HEARD THE FIRST DEBATE ON THE RADIO,

AND THEY'LL TELL YOU THAT NIXON TOOK IT ON SUBSTANCE.

BUT THE POLLS OF TELEVISION VIEWERS

SHOWED THAT KENNEDY CAME OUT AHEAD.

WHY?

BECAUSE OF THAT SMILE,

THAT CONFIDENCE, THAT TWINKLE IN HIS EYE.

NOW, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER

SPEND THE NEXT FOUR YEARS LOOKING AT HIM

THAN SOME SWEATY DICK NI--

WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR CHEEK?

William: OH, I...GOT INTO A...SCRAPE.

Shep: A-ARE YOU WEARING C-CONCEALER?

-William: UM... -Shep: OKAY, NEVER MIND.

WE'LL JUST HAVE THE MAKEUP MAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT LATER.

A-AND MAY I ASK, UH...WOULD YOU BE OPEN

TO, UH... WEARING A DIFFERENT TIE?

William: OH, WH-WHAT'S WRONG -- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ONE?

Virginia: BILL ALWAYS WEARS A BOW TIE.

William: IT'S NOT A FASHION CHOICE.

IT'S A MATTER OF PRACTICALITY,

SO IT STAYS OUT OF THE WAY DURING EXAMS.

Shep: O-OF COURSE.

BUT YOU'RE NOT PERFORMING ANY EXAMS TODAY, ARE YOU?

I JUST WONDER IF A STRAIGHT TIE

MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE LESS, UH...

ACADEMIC.

Virginia: I COULD SEE IF LIBBY WOULD BRING ONE BY.

Shep: UH...

-Virginia: BILL'S WIFE. -Shep: OH, YES. OF COURSE.