Breaking Bad

Are you okay?

- You are a lifesaver. - Yeah, man.

Yeah, we can't thank you enough.

No, hey, mad... Mad props.

I could have sworn the guy said south.

But then all of a sudden we're off the main road

then I'm trying to read the map while I'm driving,

which is a bonehead maneuver.

And then all of a sudden, bam, we're... We're in that ditch.

Yeah, bam. I'm like, "What the hell?" You know?

Yes. Oh, yes, and my coffee mug. Of coffee? My mug of coffee.

It spills all over my pants, I mean... Just a nightmare.

There's your Sony GPS, I mean, for real.

Let's just...

Like I said, we couldn't be more grateful.

Can't we just dump them here?

What, and somebody finds them?

Then what?

People have seen us.

Hey, you're... You're gonna flood it, man.

I'm not gonna flood it. She's not going to flood, all right?

We're just gonna stay positive, right?

We're gonna clean up this mess. And you, start.

Goddamn it. See, you flooded it.

All right.

All right. You know what? The RV is going to start now.

The RV is going to start right now.

It's gonna start and we're gonna drive it over to your house.

My house? Yes. Your house.

We're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight. And then tomorrow...

Uh-uh, man, not my house.

Shut up! Shut up!

After we finish cleaning up this mess,

we will go our separate ways.

Our paths will never cross.

And we will tell this to no one.

Understood?

Oh, what, I can talk now?

Fine. That goes double for me.

Okay. Okay.

Be good to me.

Yes!

Yes. Okay. Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Walt?

You coming out?

Mm-hm.

Yeah, absolutely.

We got looky-loos in both directions, Dan.

Better plan on being late if you're going in that direction.

This is Lisa in the Skycopter,

we'll have more Albuquerque traffic on the hour.

Hey, um, you wanna hear something funny?

We had a... A faculty meeting last Thursday

and the topic was senior-class photos

and how we had instituted a new rule last year

that seniors are allowed to have photos taken

by a photographer of their choice.

You know, not necessarily the photographer

that the school hires, right? So...

Um, eh,

so anyway, uh, some of the senior girls

were going to that, um, Glamour Shots place

to have their photos taken.

And now they're bringing us all these photos,

and Joan Everman... You know Joan.

- Suddenly has to go through all these photos

and turn them down because they show cleavage.

Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?

Yeah. L... I'm good.

Okay.

You know, even the small-busted girls

have cleavage.

Apparently there's some new type

of brassiere or something.

The Wonderbra.

It's the Wonderbra. Yeah?

Okay.

Hey, there. You've reached Walt,

Skyler and Walter Jr.

We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message.

Hello, Mr. White.

This is AT&T calling.

Are you happy with your current long-distance service?

Because if you're not, I would definitely really, really love

to talk to you as soon as possible about...

Hello? Hello? Hello, this is Walter White speaking.

You said he was practically dead, okay?

You said he would die any minute.

Listen, uh, I am having breakfast

with my family right now

and l... I really don't appreciate these sales calls.

Well, too bad, man, because guess what.

He's still not dead.

I went and put my ear to the RV. I can hear him, like,

rolling around in there, all right?

L... l... I think he's awake, man.

I think he's trying to get loose.

Where the hell are you? I'm freaking out over here.

Calm down, damn it.

Are you gonna help me clean this up?

Huh? We got loose ends here.

Calm down.

I will be there after school.

Huh, after school. Are you shitting me?

Ditch it, man. Call in sick.

Listen, uh, that is just not gonna work for me.

I'm... I'm not interested in that at all.

And, uh, I would appreciate it if you don't call here anymore.

Damn. They're so annoying, those people.

You have a good day, sweetie.

Okay, Mom. You too.

Okay. Bye, honey.

Drive safe. Okay.

Yo, yo, yo,

1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9,

representing the ABQ.

What up, beyotch? Leave it at the tone.

So the term "chiral"

derives from the Greek word "hand."

Now, the concept here being that

just as your left hand and your right hand

are mirror images of one another, right,

identical and yet opposite,

well, so, too, organic compounds can exist

as mirror-image forms of one another

all the way down at the molecular level.

But although they may look the same,

they don't always behave the same.

For instance...

Uh, I'm sorry. Uh, for instance, uh...

Thalidomide.

The... The right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide

is a perfectly fine, good medicine

to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness.

But make the mistake of giving that same pregnant woman

the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide

and her child will be born with horrible birth defects.

Which is precisely what happened in the 1950s.

So chiral, chirality,

mirrored images, right?

Active, inactive, good, bad.

Uh, so.

Yes, Ben.

Is this gonna be on the murder?

What?

Is this gonna be on the midterm?

Uh, chirality on the midterm?

No, no. Well, maybe. Maybe. Yes, you know...

But prepare for it to be on the midterm.

Can't hurt to know it, right? So...

Knowledge is power.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. No.

Not good. Not good, not good.

What the...?

Hey. Hey. Hey, you.

Hey, listen, you.

No, no, no, no!

Oh, God.

Okay.

MILFs?

The hell is a MILF?

Now what?

Lock the other one out in the RV.

He's, uh:

You're sure? Yes.

You're positive? Hey, you know what?

Feel free to go check it yourself.

Hey, yeah, Good idea. Maybe I should do that

before he, too, wanders off down the damn street.

Okay, you know what? I am sick...

Just... All right. All right!

Just...

The one downstairs, tell me about him.

Oh, come on. Anything. Something.

Start with his name, at least.

Krazy-8.

Krazy-8. What the hell does that even mean?

I don't know, man, okay?

It means, like... Like, Krazy-8, okay? I don't know.

So you work with him regularly.

No, not him so much.

His cousin, mainly. Who's his cousin?

The... The guy out in the RV.

All right, all right, all right.

Krazy-8's one level higher.

One level higher.

Yeah, you know. Not, like, street level. Higher.

You know how there's, like, a Starbucks on every corner?

Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans.

Okay, so he's a distributor.

Okay, so is he? I mean, is?

In other words, what is his reputation for violence?

Well, um, he did try

to kill us both yesterday, so there's that.

Look, what I'm trying to say

is that he's a distributor, right?

He's a... He's a businessman. He's a man of business.

It would therefore seem to follow that he is