High School

This is why we don't wanna hang out with you.

- What the hell is going on? - No.

Look, I know that you're mad at me, but we don't know anybody here.

Don't you think we should at least have each other?

I don't want to share everything with you.

Hey, twin 1. I'm Maya.

And you know you have something that your sister will never have.

What we have is just for us.

So, you're coming to the party tomorrow?

- I wasn't invited. - Well, I'm inviting you now.

Was she talking about the Rancid party?

Yeah. You wanna go?

- Sure. - Hi.

We'll watch the movie later.

Your parents are going to be here soon.

So be quick.

- - Hang on!

- What's up? - You know, in some countries

they use loud music in a small room as a form of torture.

I bet nagging mothers would be just as effective.

- Phoebe, your dad's are here. - Thanks, I'll be right down.

Okay.

- Bye, Tegan. - See ya.

Hey!

We still need to ask mom if we can go to that party.

Okay.

Don't read this until you're alone, okay?

Okay.

I miss you already.

Me too.

I hate it when you do that.

- What? Walk down the stairs? - No.

You study me like I'm a test case or something.

I'm not one of your clients.

No, if you were my clients you would actually talk to me.

- Hey. Did you ask about the party? - Not yet.

What party?

It's just this thing that, um, my friend Maya invited us to.

- Your friend? - Yeah, she's really cool,

and I thought this would be a good chance to spend time with her.

Uh-huh.

It's so hard to meet people at school.

We know you don't like us going to parties at houses of people you don't know,

- so we don't have to go. - Uh-hmm.

Maybe we can just get to know people in between classes

- or at lunch or something. - Sure. Totally. Yeah. Okay.

- Will there be parents there? - Yes. Of course.

No drugs, no alcohol,

you both have to call to check in at 10:00

- and I'm picking you up at midnight. - No problem.

- And you're going to June's today. - Mom...

Those are the terms.

Nice work.

Yeah, okay. Stop.

Um, are you sure you actually practice on a piano?

Can I try playing something else?

Like what?

All right. I'll make you a deal.

You learn this, then we can talk about that, okay?

- Deal. - All right.

Let's get back to work.

Okay. That's enough for today.

You did make a full recovery but you were better.

Thanks.

Your turn.

Wish me luck. I'll need it.

I hope you practice a little bit more than your sister did.

- - See you at midnight.

Whoa!

Yep, we're twins. Same face.

Do you have the same bra size?

Yeah, and it's twice your IQ.

Finally! I've been sitting here like an asshole waiting for you.

Sorry, I didn't know if I should be fashionably late or whatever.

This is Calgary, nothing here is fashionable.

Speak for yourself.

Tonight I'm wearing a one of a kind Value Village cardigan, unwashed.

I'm sure it looks even better on you

than it did on the old man who probably died in it.

- I wouldn't go that far. - Screw you, both.

Are you going to hog your new friends or introduce me?

Tegan, Sara, this is Lily.

- Hey. - Hi.

Her brother's throwing the party.

Some asshole started a rumor that Coolio was gonna be here.

- I heard Rancid. - God, people are so stupid.

You're not stupid.

Gross. Let's go make out.

Come on.

Hey! Bathroom girl!

Sara.

Sure.

Well, impeccable timing.

We're about to go on a little adventure. You wanna come?

Where are we going?

Nowhere but everywhere.

What is it?

It doesn't matter what it is. It's what it does.

What does it do?

If I told you, it would ruin the surprise.

But you should know,

once we take this, we're bonded for life.

- Hey. - Hey.

Do you know Sara?

No.

Sara this is Ali. Ali this is Sara.

I have to pee.

I think you're in my drama class.

- Yeah. - Hey. I found you.

Took you long enough.

Come on.

Hey. You okay?

Yeah.

- Do you hear that? - What?

- Did you put this song on? - Uh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I was just thinking about this song today.

Did you, like, read my mind or something?

- Are you wasted? -

No.

- She's tripping. - What? What the hell, Sara?

Do you remember Patrick told us about his friend who took that shit

- and had a psychotic break? - Do I look like I'm having

- a psychotic break to you? - Yeah, kinda!

And you know we have to check in with Mom in like 10 minutes.

I'm totally fine.

Hi, Mom...

Yeah, it's really fun.

No, we're not drinking.

Other people are, but we're not.

Hey, stop.

Don't touch that.

No, that's just Sara.

Yeah, hang on.

Be normal.

Hi, Mom! What's up?

Yeah, it's great.

Not a drop.

Okay. See you soon.

I did great.

Wait. She's going to call back.

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

Still here.

Okay. Bye.

You're so smart.

You're so high,

and now my whole night is going to be about taking care of you

instead of hanging out with people who actually want me around.

You think I don't want to be around you?

I know you don't.

Like last night when you ditched me for Phoebe.

- -

- Hey. - Hey. What?

I'm sorry.

I miss you, Teegy.

I miss you too.

I'm hot. Is it hot?

No. It's freezing.

Hey.

Um, I was thinking,

do you want to hang out some time, just us?

Yeah, totally.

She really likes you.

I was watching you guys, and it was like I could feel it...

Why don't you stop talking?

See you Monday.

Bye.

- Why would you say that? - What?

Just forget it.