Carter (카터)

What the hell are you doing? He knows who killed Swayze!

You can't do this.

Stop! Stop.

When guns come out,...

...nobody jokes.

It's not laughing time,...

...it's someone dying time.

It's called gallows humour.

Still dumb.

Believe me, when somebody gets hung?

No jokes.

Okay, deeply disturbing...

Here, look at my form!

My arms are locked...

...and I trust my reflexes to do the rest.

Fake gun. Fake reflexes.

Our stunt coordinator said I was like a panther.

Only way you like a panther is you both pee on trees.

You think I don't see, but I see.

You ever fire a real gun?

Yes! You know. Once.

We were in Vegas and...

...we went to this super cool firing range...

...where you could pick out any gun.

Now I know how you broke your finger.

Yeah, you know what... it, it doesn't matter.

Let's just do this.

Okay, yeah... alright...

Shotguns are best.

No aiming.

Just the pointing.

A-are you going to shoot all four?

No, I leave one for you.

Dot!

Yes!

Alright, it's just like a camera. You point and click.

This camera can shoot your whole foot off.

You are aware that 'violent dismemberment'...

...is sort of your go-to conversation?

Come on, it's my turn!

No, put it into your shoulder.

Take a deep breath,...

...hold it,...

...then...

You hear that?

I heard.

- Is it hunting season? - No.

Dot!

Dot, why are you running toward it?

Hey.

Early-bird hunters.

Just wanna let you know that there are...

...other people in the woods.

People who don't want to get shot.

No one wants to get shot.

Dot!

No, no, no, no.

Dude!

Dude?

The Dude is dead.

Now you're literally just walking around finding crimes?

It's what happened.

Well, in the future call.

Taking photos of the victims?

Dead people aren't the fancy meal...

...you had at some hip restaurant.

Yeah, but I added the little sad emoji face.

What were you and Dot doing in the woods?

I was teaching him how to shoot.

- Nowhere near here. - Trust me.

This one couldn't hit anything even by accident.

Hey, Nicole!

What do you got?

Well, he was shot, for sure.

I haven't found the bullet yet.

There's no exit wound, so it's gotta be in there.

Well, Harley said that he heard two shots.

Well, there's only one entrance wound on this guy.

If there were two shots, then either our killer...

...had incredible aim,...

...or one of them must have missed.

Wes?

I've got a team looking. Nothing interesting yet.

But yeah, I'll keep my eyes peeled for our missing slug.

Great. Thanks guys.

That's it?

No first impressions?

No forensic insights?

Come on.

No, you're right,...

...there is one more thing.

Good!

It's because of people like you...

...and shows like Call Carter,...

...that everyone thinks that...

...forensic technicians are magicians.

That we can walk out here and just...

...pull evidence out of our ass.

Okay, we obviously go to two very different magic shows...

Do you know that it takes at least ten hours...

...to properly document, identify and collect...

...evidence from a crime scene?

Three or four times that when we're outside?

Do you know what's the difference between an allele and phenotype?

Do you have any idea...

...what a Crime Scene Technician actually does?

Sam, I will call you when I know something.

Thanks for having my back there.

If I had to step in every time somebody yelled at you,...

...I'd have no time to enjoy watching people yell at you.

Meanwhile at the crime scene...

...a photo of the victim's driver's license.

Unless you two are busy.

His name is Jeff Latella.

Okay.

Yup.

And I know the difference between an allele and...

...phenal thing.

Sounds like you do.

What is this?

Haven't you ever heard of Google Maps?

Waze?

The 21st century?

There are a lot of roads up here Google hasn't found yet.

You follow GPS outside the city,...

...you end up in the river.

What do we have here?

Nothing.

Seriously, don't.

Well, now I have to.

Harley, stop!

Almost there...

...come on, come on, open.

You have another gun?

Just put it away.

So what you're saying is,...

- ...I can have this one. - No.

Police officers carry guns.

Civilians carry phones...

...so they can call police officers.

But I'm a Consulting Detective.

Well, I will be sure to give you a special ring-tone.

I'm thinking Inspector Clouseau.

Now put it away.

- Now. - Okay...

And the key.

How am I suppose to cover you if I don't have a gun?

You know the only thing worse than...

...having an untrained, nonprofessional with a gun?

No, but I have...

...a feeling you're about to say something mean.

Having an untrained, nonprofessional...

...with a gun behind me.

Harley, Harley. Hang on.

Seriously, a minute.

Alright, this is the toughest part of the job.

What do you mean?

If Jeff Latella had a wife...

...or a husband they can take it pretty hard when you tell them.

I've had people take swings at me.

Grief unhinges people.

Well, come on, I'm a fairly sensitive guy.

But I will let you do the talking.

Probably better if they take a swing at you.

Alright. I'm going to go talk to the super.

- I'll be right here. - Yeah.

Harley Carter?

I'm sorry.

I heard you were in town.

Call Carter is amazing.

Thank you! That's very nice of you to say.

Don't take this the wrong way.

Or do.

But you are way cuter in person.

Well yeah, I gotta...

I gotta to dial back the cute for the show.

Would it be too much trouble?

No, come on! Let's do it.

- I got this. - I heard you were...

...working with the police now?

Yeah, I'm actually working on a case...

- ...right now. - What kind?

Murder.

Young guy who lives here. Jeff Latella.

Jeff's dead?

Well that's not confirmed.

He's... he's not dead?

No. He is... he is dead. He is...

...he is dead. My partner and I...

I just wanted to apologize for surprising you...

...with this news. And...

...and also for kneeing you in the chin.

I-I-I was...

I was just trying to catch you.

That's okay.

What happened?

Well, we're still trying to piece that together.

You said that you'd been Jeff's neighbor...

...for a couple months?

Yeah. That's right.