Ninja vs. Gokudo (忍者と極道)

Please look. What a disaster!

Kabukicho has collapsed! The ground has swallowed it up!

Prime Minister Kanshichi Aida has given his condolences.

An accident, or an act of terror? Both possibilities...

I'm sorry. He's dead.

Punch me, too!

I'm the one who let Nodoka go alone...

How dare those gokudo...

How dare they!

I'm certain they'll misbehave again to kill more ninja.

I won't let it end like this next time.

I, Chief Zanzo Kasai,

possess the strongest ninja power, shapeshifting and omnipotent!

We're going all out!

When will the gokudo attack again?

Where will they come from next?

Shinoha, it's you!

What a coincidence! You out walking?

I've got an idea.

Why don't you come on a nighttime drive with me?

Why did you ask me to go for a drive all of a sudden?

You haven't said a single word.

Is something up?

Say, Shinoha.

Do you remember Oto Kong?

He was the first to fall in the Princess series,

the demon gorilla enemy leader.

He challenged the protagonist, Abu, to avenge a friend.

As a man of firm resolve, he took the fairy Moerun down with him.

Nestled in blooming heather under the moonlight,

Heath mourned her friend's death as episode five's credits rolled.

Singing the "Song of Solitude," for a moment she pondered,

"Is this what I really wanted?"

I think that's how I feel right now.

Did someone... die?

Yeah.

I lost a good man.

He was the personification of magnificent kindness,

idolizing and believing in me from the bottom of his heart.

He was more of a friend than I deserved.

I guess I'm the overthinking type.

They say a drive here clears your head, but I guess it's not for me.

I'm sorry, Shinoha.

It was a waste of a drive.

I don't really get it...

but you gotta stay in the race!

If he was that important to you,

then you gotta carry his memory with you!

Keep racing forward for his sake, too.

You can't hesitate.

That's what I would do.

Don't let the wishes your friends left behind go to waste!

Carry them with you and charge forward!

I'll never hesitate!

Shinoha...

Charge through, huh?

Great way to put it!

You're a good kid!

Is this what it's like to have a little brother?

Shinoha, you can call me "big brother"!

Kiwami, no way in hell.

That's right, charge through.

No matter what comes, until the end.

Carry their memory with you.

Follow the path you believe in and charge through to the end!

I thought we were supposed to meet up somewhere around here...

- You're so tall! - You got any plans?

Such long eyelashes!

Girls hitting on me? Sorry ladies.

Minors are out of bounds for me.

Don't have me breaking any laws!

How did it go?

Driving the Teito Highway is the best, isn't it?

The drive itself was nothing special.

They're on our ass.

How would you have handled this back then?

You were the Teito Highway's living legend with 100 thousand men at your command.

Biker gangs all over Japan worshipped you, a charismatic figure among delinquents.

The former leader and founder of the Seikaten Biker Gang Army.

Now in the Eight Gokudo of Destruction,

the "Zokugami," Hiroki Yajima!

Now dance, bullets of death!

Gokudo Skill : Pistol Disco!

Yajima, hands on the wheel.

I thought it was a myth that cars explode when you shoot them...

If you shoot two bullets into the gas tank,

they'll collide with each other and create a spark.

For a ricochet artist, it's basic stuff.

Anyway, Boss. Can I trouble you for something?

Hm?

What a sight...

Look how big this hole is, Superintendent Maru.

You can say that again, Okada.

Friday night, Kabukicho's first district caves in almost entirely.

Casualties are estimated at over 80 thousand.

This is no accident. It's a calamity.

Calamity...

Destruction this vast can only be called a calamity...

Indeed.

I can transform into anything and achieve anything.

God's dice are in my hands. Your fate is mine to decide!

The next calamity will be our doing!

We will rain a storm of death down on the gokudo!

That's absurd!

You mean to tell me this is his tenth cancer surgery today?

And they're all difficult procedures that would send noted doctors running!

Such godly cuts, unarmed at that!

How does he do it without a scalpel?

It's surgery without touching the patient!

Operation complete!

Cancer in 88 places across the body, gone in merely 30 minutes!

Such superhuman skill!

He's the head of a family known for medical arts since the Edo period,

the Hasegawa clan!

THE GLACIAL BLADE SAKO HASEGAWA

The gokudo shall die.

There it is!

Henry IV, the legendary cognac worth more than 400 million yen!

There's no way...

I used to be Shinjuku's top host...

and even I, Poland, have never seen it!

What's that gorilla got?

Is it his muscles? Is that what makes a man?

Muscles?

A man with no backbone like you couldn't possibly understand.

Backbone?

Let me tell you a story.

One day, my gokudo ex-boyfriend went crazy

and tried to run me over.

I had accepted my death.

But then...

he protected me.

He stood in front of a 10-ton truck and shielded me with his body!

A 10-ton truck?

How the hell is he alive?

A sturdy man makes a woman quiver.

For him,

I'd pay 100 million!

THE IMMORTAL ELECTRIC MAN URYU YAGI

Owner!

As promised, I made one billion yen in a week!

I'm taking time off.

My precious friends are waiting for me!

Sako Hasegawa and Uryu Yagi.

The Cursed Blood Ninja Brothers are about to return!

Ahh, so much to do, so much to do.

Do your best Shiki Yamada, 28 years old.

I can keep going for 24 hours straight.

I'll eat a piece of gum to wake myself up.

Shinocchi!

It's been so long, Shinocchi!

- You haven't grown at all! - Your cologne stinks!

Your hair's all over me. Tatsu, you're way too close!

I know, Shinocchi!

Come to my club! Hosts are pros at making people laugh!

Not listening, as usual. Get off me!

Shinocchi, what's up with your eye?

Can you see my handsome face? Can you?

Listen to me! I can't see because you're crushing me!

Big brother!

Don't call me that, stupid little brother. It's embarrassing.

Pass!

I apologize for my boorish little brother.

Dear Shino, let me see. Sako shall examine you.

Oh, my! What a splendid gash.

Was it a razor? No, a dagger!

- Better than a blunt scalpel! - Too close...

You're also too close, Tora...

Whoa, I can see. Tora, you're amazing!

The Hasegawa surgical art has been passed down for 400 years.

Shino, come to my hospital if you want to laugh.

A small cut in your brain. That will do it, easy.

Nope. I'll pass.

I hope you haven't gotten rusty, Cursed Blood Ninja Brothers.

In addition to Kaiza Akiba,

the gokudo have killed Nodoka Matsumoto, junior of the Eight Imperial Ninja.

Those scoundrels calling themselves the Eight Gokudo of Destruction did it.

Big brother, who's this dandy guy?

Look at his eyes. It's the chief.

Those bastards are making themselves stronger with drugs

and scheming to murder ninja.

Drugs?

- Shiki. - Look at this.

Nodoka put his life at stake to obtain it from one of the Eight Gokudo.

Here is the drug.

It's a mix of various drugs, steroids, and Chinese medicine.

It's quite a miracle of a blend.

I put it to the test a little while ago.

I gave a little to a rat.

As for the results...