Tito

Oh, good morning, brother.

How ya doing?

Good to meet ya, brother.

Whoa, whoa, no, it's all good, brother,

it's all good, brother, it's all... Brother!

Stop, brother.

Hey!

I'm sorry, man.

I wasn't trying to spook ya.

I'm just your neighbour, brother.

I'm your neighbour. Yeah.

I've been seeing ya comin' in and out of your apartment

lookin' a little bit...

panicked

and I thought that I would come by,

to see if maybe you wanted a little bit of company,

a little bit of grub.

That's it.

Wha... Buddy.

This is what I'm here for man.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's it.

Ya know.

I got a key to this place 'cuz the guys that used to live here,

gave me a key, man.

So I thought... I mean, I rang the bell.

I thought you were snoozing.

I'm sorry, man.

Look, it's gonna be a pretty good meal, brother.

I got all kinds of stuff, yeah.

Look at that.

I kinda got it all, man.

It's fantastic. It's gonna be a feast.

I don't want to push it on you, though, man.

You want me to get outta here, no skin off my back.

Say the word, I'm out of here.

Your call.

Got tupperware? Your call.

It's kinda funny

'cuz I've been seeing you around the neighbourhood, right.

Like not, ya know, not watching ya,

but I've been seeing ya around.

And just kinda thinkin', man, I don't know what it is,

but somethin' about you, man.

I just thought...

that guy right there would love a good meal.

Have a feelin' I'm right about that

and yeah, so don't be shy, brother.

All, all I can really ask is that ya,

dig the fuck in and enjoy.

Ya know.

This is gonna be good.

Mm.

Mm.

It's good.

Mm.

Hey, ah...

Hey, man.

You want some of this?

Should have offered, man.

Yeah, it's all yours, man. Help yourself.

There ya go, brother.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah, it's good.

So let me tell ya a little bit about myself, man.

Basically, um, my situation is pretty funny.

Um, so I got this, ah, great uncle...

Dude.

Oh, my God, dude, you're so fucking high, dude.

Yup, man. Yeah.

Yeah, brother!

Yeah, that's the good stuff, brother.

Oh, my God.

Dude, dude, dude, you gotta try the food.

You gotta try the food, man.

Dude, the food, man, you gotta try the food.

Dude, you gotta try the food.

It's gonna blow your fucking brains out.

Seriously, man, eat, eat.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's so good.

Yeah, man. Go, go, go.

Holy shit, man.

What's your name man?

- Tito. - Tito?

Dude, Tito?

That's the most beautiful name I've heard in a long time, man.

Seriously, that's so sick.

Tito.

Shit.

You got a roommate kicking around here?

What's the deal there? Dope.

Girl kickin' around? What's the situation there?

No? Nice, that's great.

Bachelor living is good, man.

It's good, just chillin' with the wolf pack

kind of situation.

Late nights, ya know, feelin', feelin' life as it is.

Okay? No?

Fair enough, man.

Yeah, it's good staying in sometimes.

You got any friends, man?

Oh, brother, brother. Hey, hey.

Brother, hey.

Man.

It's the summer, brother.

You gotta be hanging out with people

if you wanna be hangin' out with people.

Seriously, I'll hang out, man.

I'll be your friend.

Dude, you got me gigglin'. I'll be your friend, man.

Yeah, man.

You want to hang out today?

I'm serious. Yeah.

You wanna go to the park?

Lay in the grass, just give it a try?

Dude, I'm so serious. I would love that, man.

You want to?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Hallelujah, man.

It's my favourite place ever, man.

I've brought one or two girls in here before,

I've never brought a friend.

I thought you would like this.

Seeing the way you loved just eating that food,

I thought like, okay, this is kind of a guy who likes,

I don't know, just salt of the earth kind of thing.

Yeah.

Special place, man.

You can eat a lot of this stuff too, eh?

Some of it's poison but

wouldn't kill ya.

And a lot of it's just yummy.

Some raspberries kicking around somewhere.

These, man, you can't eat 'em, but

I could smell these things for, like,

heh,

20 hours at a time, man.

I tried to smoke one of these fuckin' things once.

Give it a whiff dude.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah.

Kinda jumpy, eh?

A few of those kicking around.

Get a little freaked?

It's all good, man.

You always been kind of a jumpy dude, or...

Um...

I used to be kinda jumpy, man.

Yeah.

You ever learn any self defence or anything like that?

No man, no.

You should, man.

Really. Feel a lot safer.

I used to be jumpy, walk around.

Some freaks out there.

Gotta know how to protect yourself.

Makes you feel way better.

It's like anybody tries to come after you, man,

just give 'em the ol'...

I can teach you.

...by making the saucer invisible.

And though the lady shows great interest in me,

I decided to make myself invisible, too.

Space explorer!

I can't tell you how happy I am...

Feel free to go to bed, man.

You're gonna sleep like a baby.

It's been a good day.

Do you mind if I just stay and finish the movie?

Oh...

Yeah, man, no problemo.

Thanks, dude. I'll lock up when I'm done.

He has, of course,

developed the high explosive charge

Mm, thanks for the...

Thanks for the day.

My pleasure, man.

...and, of course, there was always the problem

of friction.

I got your back.

- 'Night. - 'Night.

And causing all sorts of trouble.

Ahh!

Ah, yeah.

Must have fallen alseep on the couch, man.

Didn't mean to freak you out in the morning.

Aw...

No problem, man.

Thanks.

Appreciate it.

Hm.

Want some cereal?

So kind of you, dude.

Thanks a lot, man.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.