Betty

Indigo. Have you seen my red pants?

-You stressed about some pictures? Yeah.

I got you. I just need one little favor in return,

-and we're square. -I'll do anything.

Yo, Kirt. Are you serious?

Sexting my man about your G spot?

I was talkin' to Micah about your G spot.

What do you say we go have a drink at my place?

We are about to get paid, bitch.

Everyone, shut the fuck up. Janay is in charge.

You guys better start fucking listening to her.

You're drunk.

I thought we were allowed to drink wine.

Yeah, we are. Yeah.

What are you doing? -Stealing your warmth.

Yo, you think it will be okay if I kissed you?

- Now, this is about to make a loud noise.

What?

Whoo!

Bro, I didn't know you were gonna do that already!

- This can't cut through human skin!

Oh, that's weird.

Right?

Okay, go for it.

Oh wait, hold on! I gotta take this, one second.

Hello?

Bro, you just gotta go slower.

Just use more lube.

Bro, I'm doing something right now.

I gotta go. Bye.

All right.

Now for the next ten days, try not to stress the leg.

Mm-hmm.

That means no skateboarding.

- Yeah, that's not my skateboard.

Mm-hmm.

Do you want that lollipop still?

Um, what flavor?

- Banana. - No, I'm good.

[Make the Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"]

- Hey! Get your booty in here.

Hey, Honeybear.

- -

- The fuck? You know Japanese?

- No. I just--

I've been watching it since I was little with my dad.

He--he put it on, and we used to watch it together.

You know I'm an anime character?

Makes sense.

Pew, pew, pew, pew!

Shit.

Hel--hello?

- Yo, Camille. It's Dave from NFD.

- Oh, hey--hey, Dave. What's up?

- We're all really feeling that shoot

you and your homegirl did.

We'd love to do another one.

Maybe we could shoot at the same spot

you shot the last one at?

- Oh, yeah, for sure, we-- - Hello?

This is Jade, Camille's manager.

So, I heard you're looking to rent the factory space.

Um, possibly.

- Well, it just so happens that we've had a cancellation.

It'll run you 2,000 for eight hours.

- Yeah, okay. Let me get back to you.

- Talk soon. Ciao.

Colder out here than a snowman's balls.

- How you doing there, Mr. Felix?

Everything in there.

Where's my pickles?

Bro, everything's in here.

I packed this myself personally.

- Yo, don't you mean, "Thank you"?

- Don't you mean, "Kiss my ass"?

Looking like a biscuit half-baked.

Yo!

- Just--just leave it, he's old, okay?

- You know I'm just messing with you.

- Sir, we'll be back soon. Hope you enjoy that, all right?

Yes, okay.

- All right, get up out this cold.

It's like you said, it's too cold out here.

Thank you.

- I got your door. I got your door.

- I mean, my standards are high.

I'll pay for it. - Oh, I like that too.

- I like when there's a power difference.

- Oh, you like role-play? - Oh, a power difference, ah.

- I like con-- all right,

construction worker guy and a girl.

I don't know why I like straight sex.

I don't watch lesbian porn.

- What? - I don't.

- I like hentai. - What's hentai?

- Anime porn. - They have that?

- I like it too. It's my favorite.

I like gang bang stuff too.

- You like gang bangs? -

- Yeah. - Okay, I see you Camille!

What's wrong with that?

- She belong to the skreets! - She's bluffing.

- I don't actually do the gang bang.

I just like watching it, you know?

Three is the most for me.

- Yeah, a threesome is way more manageable than a gang bang.

Not that I've tried it. I'm just--you know.

- Y'all, my ex wanted to bring another girl in.

I was like, "Okay." Trying to be cool with it.

And six months later,

he's still fucking her.

Neither of them are fucking me.

- Kinda ghosted you? - They cut me out!

Like, that shit was basically just a off-ramp to breaking up.

And like, some people can do a long goodbye,

but I don't wanna suffer.

- Nah, fuck that. - Damn.

That toxic, lingering dick.

Mm-mm-mm. - Damn.

Yo!

- Yo, all I know, though-- all I know is that...

- Yo, Kirt! - Kirt's here, guys, Kirt!

[guys clamoring, voices echoing]

Okay, I don't--I don't know where to start.

Do you--do you? I don't know--uh...

- So, um, I've been thinking about my old babysitter, right?

Think it'd be good if I DM her?

- I don't know, I guess, you're a grown man now.

Yo, if I start SoulCycle,

you think I'd be able to get more basic bitches?

I don't fucking know!

- Kirt, does my butt look weird in these jeans?

- No, it looks nice. - All right, Kirt, Kirt, Kirt.

Shelby has been super distant the past couple days.

What should I do? Tell me what to do.

'Cause I don't know. I'm nervous.

I don't know if she has a-- - Yo, stop asking me questions

about yourselves, bro!

It's about helping women, so do that!

I gotta use the fucking bathroom.

Damn.

guys: Just help women! Just help women!

Just help women!

Just help women! - I get it.

all: Just help women!

Just help women!

- What's up? - Oh, my God!

- What? - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Yo, thank you.

I had to get the fuck out of there.

- Um, so how long do I got you for?

- I mean, I'm off work till Tuesday,

if that's what you're asking.

Yeah. - Tuesday?

- Yeah. - This is all meant to be!

What do you mean?

- Okay. - Can I have some gum?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

When I was a kid,

I used to read this little magazine.

- Mm-hmm. - And there was a map in there.

- Okay. - And I kept the map.

It's in my wallet.

- This whole time? - Yeah.

- Damn, you're fucking passionate about that map.

Well, where do we go?

- Do you wanna go to church with me?

Hmm.

I'm not really, like, dressed for church.