Etheria

Now keep the arms high.

Turn your shoulder to the left.

Hey, Roger.

Coffee.

Hm, yes.

Quit your job.

Morning.

- She's very doglike and then in the next photo,

she's less doglike, more catlike.

Yeah, I just don't know why

she tells me shit like that, I don't know.

Anna, chop, chop!

She's like a snail.

Hey, Anna.

Hi, Roger.

Just your usual shave today?

Yeah.

Maybe one day I'll dye it green.

Yeah, or pink.

Or plaid.

I would.

- Hey, Anna, maybe you could not suck at sweeping today.

It was nice to see you.

It's good to see you too.

I wouldn't quit if I were you.

Sorry, what?

Who are you?

Hey.

Wait.

Who are you? - I don't know.

Sorry, hey, Karen.

Wait, what is it again? - Please stop.

Am I another version of her

or like the tiny lady Jesus,

whose meant to save the universe?

- You're both, sweetie, great job, thank you.

Hi, I'm Karen from the DPR.

You're coming with me. - No, what, why should I?

I have your summons right here.

- I'm sorry, is she like a future version of me

or something?

I think I'm younger than you.

Every decision you've ever made

breaks off a different version of reality,

sort of like an alternate universe,

there are many, many yous and many, many mes,

you just happen to have met one of yours, eh?

What?

You're coming with me, Boo Boo.

Oh, okay, she's the clumsy one.

Here at the DPR,

we help parallel refugees integrate into society.

DPR?

Department of Parallel Resettlement.

Back in the early nineties,

someone discovered a worm hole here,

so the government took over the building.

- Like I said, it's not gonna happen today.

Rubbish, here, you can stick it!

I told you.

Wowee!

Well, how long you're here-

Wowee!

- I brought you all the paperwork you asked for.

- Basically we help resettle parallel refugees

into the same occupation and relative lifestyle

they had in their own universe,

although usually we make sure

they don't run into our version.

Hey, hey!

They're trying to stop the good one.

I'm sorry, I don't, sorry.

Lady, from the end comes rebirth!

Security, get him out of here.

There has been quite a few of yous cracking through lately.

- Really? - Like a lot.

Like how many of them?

I'd say about 30 in the last six months.

- And like what would you say is like an average for that?

Ooh, one in a million every 28 years.

- Alright, which one is acceptable for dinner?

Horse.

No.

Parallels are dumb.

Usually they arrive because of a crack

or a glitch in the fold,

but when we get this many of one person,

honey, we keep an eye on our version, okay.

I'll be damned.

Another one?

Not good, Anna, not good.

Wait, no, I didn't do anything.

- Where am I? - Wall, please, ma'am.

- What's going on? - Right over there

to the left, just back up just a little bit.

No, what is going on?

- Got it. - Look, I don't even know

where I am, where am I?

Who's that?

Yeah, well, you know this makes 31.

I've got to call my boss.

What the hell is going on?

Who are you guys?

What are you, like a sadder me and an older me?

Whatever.

- Hi. - What the fu-, are we dead?

- Hey, why are we different, if we're the same?

- You are what you choose, Anna, you are what you choose.

Excuse me, all I did was order a latte.

Well, welcome to Universe 4.0.2.3.1.

Marshall, could you get out here

and get these two new parallels processed for resettlement.

Real Anna, you come with me.

- Oh, excuse, you know, I'm gonna need some answers here,

you guys.

Meet Daryl Peterson.

Daryl was zapped from Universe 24.2.7

over to Universe 3.2.7.146.,

he wasn't the only one.

17 Daryl Petersons arrived within four months,

turns out the original Daryl Peterson

had planned a trip to Guatemala.

This particular Daryl Peterson

had never even left the country,

so we at the DPR feared that this type of pattern break

could be of great consequence,

his universe could've imploded,

so we ordered him to cancel his trip.

So what happened?

- Against orders, Daryl Peterson flew his happy ass

to Guatemala anyway.

Oh, did he have a nice time?

Does it look like he had a nice time?

Oh, my God!

By taking matters into his own hands,

he imploded that universe and everyone in it.

He broke pattern at a time when he should've kept it,

this is not an isolated case here, Anna.

Okay, you can turn it off please.

- Look, I'm not gonna let that happen to you.

All these yous being funneled in, we're pretty sure

that if you break pattern in any way right now,

you could cause a kink of the continuum

and then that's it, our universe, bye bye, be gone.

Me, like if I?

You, if you.

How can you be sure?

- Honey, there are 30 yous rolling around here,

you don't see 30 mes, do you?

I don't have a pattern.

Yeah, you do.

I'm sorry, I didn't get the time to have breakfast

this morning, I got some leftover spaghetti.

Do you remember what happened

when you met your first parallel?

I don't know, I,

I had like a deja vu.

Sort of deja vu, we call it a resi vu,

when two parallels come into contact for the first time,

they experience a forced memory of a choice split,

think of it in a kind of a,

I don't know, existential residue.

I'm sorry, I don't, I don't really know

how I'm meant to think in those kinds of terms,

it doesn't make sense to me. - I understand,

I understand, nevermind, what we need to do right now

is go see what the other yous are up to

and that way we'll figure out your pattern, alright?

Come on, let's roll.

Wait,

are you saying that my others all stayed in Los Angeles?

What can I say, you like sunny weather.

Alright, there it is.

Just a trim.

Shave it.

- Anna, can I call you Anna? - Yeah.

- Chapter six, oh, it's just amazing.

Thank you.

Alright, who should I make this out to?

- Do you wanna do it? - Do you wanna do it?

No.

Okay.

Come on,

do it!

Come on!

Come on!

Gnarly!

Do it!