Barely Lethal

I never knew my parents.

The only thing I ever knew was Prescott.

It's a top secret, government run school that turn little girls...

into killing machines.

Not bad.

Burn it again.

Back in the line, grandma.

97, you're up!

Move!

Time trial start in 3... 2.. 1..

Hardman, the head of Prescott had some...

unique ideas about education.

It's all about putting holes in the subject.

See what I mean.

Ladies. Prepare to spring some leaks.

Engage!

It's all about vulnerability. I...

Now, we may have all been orphans.

But we were never allowed to become a family.

...cardiac arteries.

Pens up!

To be a Prescott is to be an island.

It is you and you alone out there.

What do we say ladies.

No... attachments...

No... attachments.

Yeah. That part never sounded right to me.

Engage!

But I was good at everything else.

The best, actually.

As much as I wanted to make friends.

That was just never going to happen here.

Begin.

Bad intentions ladies.

Bad intentions.

Every punch has a purpose.

Strike and move. Strike and move.

Flow...

Elbows... knees... React.

Hammer fist, Ladies.

You're not training to save your lives.

You're training to take someone elses'.

Bitch.

I was the first one in my class to be activated.

As usual, 84 didn't take it well.

MOSCOW

It takes a certain mind set to do this kind of work.

That's why they get to us so young.

Plus. Who would ever suspect a kid.

Not this guy.

What can I say. He trained us well.

BERLIN

Sure, I got to see the world.

But what I couldn't help noticed.

Was this whole other world I was missing.

SHANGHAI

I wanted to know what normal kids did.

So I started gathering Intel.

Meet Victoria Knox.

America expat turns arm dealer.

If you are a terrorist. And you want to kill some folks

This... is the person you call.

Don't let her good looks fool you.

She has an IQ of 140

And she will use it to kill you.

She was last seen in Corsica 3 years ago.

Until she resurfaced 8 hours ago and will probably be gone in 8 more.

Unless we bring her in.

Correction.

Unless you catch her. Agent 83 and bring her in... alive.

- Wait. What? - Just settle down. You're beating 84.

Beating? This should be my mission.

I studied the case file.

She's over there sniffing Ke$ha the new fragrance by Ke$ha.

I said some of...

You need to get your head in the game. Agent 83.

Because Victoria Knox will take it off!

If we follow the profile, everyone will come home safely.

And remember...

- We're not in... - In the rescue business.

What she said.

Gear up.

We're wheels up in 1 hour.

CHECHNYA

Knox was a legend.

Ruthless.

Vindictive.

And she has a thing for taking out Prescotts.

Got some bad news. You're dead.

Hey guys.

- You make him comfortable? - 36 hours alone in the box.

Oh good. Good, good, good.

Copenhagen. Hi, peek a boo...

Copenhagen is mine.

Johannesburg. Remember me.

Like having a gun to you face.

Feels good doesn't it.

And you.

Finally gotcha.

Gotcha.

You got nothing, kid.

What do you plant to do with that?

Still playing dressed up with double O-7 year olds.

- Where is she? - You missing someone?

You mad at me?

Let's just say I'm a little disappointed with your life choices.

Set her ass down somewhere.

Hi. What's your name?

83. Come back.

83. Come in if you hear me. Give us a visual, anything.

83.

This is Hardman, come in.

83, come in. Give us a sign you're down there.

I didn't plan for it to turn out like this.

But there was no turning back now.

This was my chance to escape.

83. This is your last chance.

Sir. No visual, no audio. She's not responding.

Mark it.

83.

Inactive.

I couldn't believe it.

MIssion "High school" was a go.

NEWTON

NEWTON, USA

Last chance to back out...

- Foreign exchange student was your idea. - And that was 6 years ago.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Megan.

Oh.

Sorry. Do we hug?

Well, what do you do with your family?

Uh, it's different there.

- Hugs are good. Hi. - Okay. Hi.

I'm Penny

- Hi. - This is Parker.

Hey, Parker.

- This is Liz. - Of cos.

Ew. No. Don't touch me till I've seen your papers.

- Elizabeth. - What!

Oh, Mr Larson. Hey.

- Oh my. - Whoa.

- Oh no. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Hey, come on.

- Excuse us. - Uh, he...

I, I saw in the profile. The picture of all of you.

No, no, no. It's okay. It's just the 3 of us.

I'm, I'm. I'm divorced.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. We're fine.

You know. Even better, actually.

Some people make it work. Others, you know.

That he run off with a pharmaceutical rep.

Spinning your life series on a pontoon boat.

So. Are you parents still together?

My are dead.

I'll get the car.

Well.

I think what you're doing is very brave.

Adjusting to a new culture is is hard.

You now what else is hard? Ninja training.

But I do it anyway.

- Is that under, under your arm. - Nope.

Your love is baked

It was ninja training.

Okay. And I guess that dad is just gonna pontoon back any day now too, huh.

Okay, Elizabeth. Let's not ruin dinner.

I'm a shadow warrior.

Yeah. That's cool.

I'm a secret agent. Shh...

Well. If there is anything that's special that you like to do.

You know. You could just make a list.

And I'm sure Lizzy would be trill, trill to show you.

Isn't that right, sweetheart.

I would love to take the school bus.

You do not apoop on the bus.

- Okay, Parker. No poop. - What?

I know a poop when I see that. You can't fight with that.

1. That's disgusting. 2...

I am not... riding in the bus.

But it's a clench essential high school experience.

So is mono.

What is mono?

Kids get it from kissing. I think mouth it.

You seriously just ruined my appetite.

Hey.

- You have everything you need? - Yeah. Just prepping.

- Is transpo still look likes it's at 700. - Uh, transpo?

The bus, sorry.

Oh, yeah. No, it usually rolls by at 7.

Okay. Got it.

You know. We're really glad you're here.

- Thanks, me too. - Okay.

Good night.

Okay.

Normal 16 year old. Normal 16 year old.

NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL

Fresh meat!

Oh my god.

Jesus!

Freak show! What do you want from me?