Taipei 24H (台北異想)

Chen Fen-Fen

Niu Cheng-Zer

Debbie Hsu

Chen Hsiao-Tse

Lee Chi-Yuarn

Chen Yin-Jung

An Je-Yi

Lee Kang-Sheng

Please give me tickets of these eight movies today.

Morning in Taipei Are filled with all kinds of voices and sounds. "Good morning" isn't one of them.

Chen Fen-fen. Director

Hurry up. the bus is here.

Good morning. teacher!

Good Morning!

Thanks. They're all yours.

Bye-bye

Be careful. Bye-bye.

There's a cat.

lt's stuck up there.

What should we do?

l'll call my dad.

Dad. there's a cat stuck in a tree.

Can you come rescue it?

Oh.

ls he coming?

He said he's in Shanghai. He's busy right now.

He told me to call my mom.

Mom. are you busy?

Can you come rescue a cat?

We're by the park.

Bye-bye

Hey mister. can you help us rescue a cat?

l'm hurrying to my work.

l'm busy.

He's like your dad. Too busy.

Chia-hau.

Mom!

Your mom's is Lai Ya-yan!

Why didn't you tell us

your mom's a movie star!

You never told me about your mother. either.

Where's the kitty?

Up there.

That's pretty high up.

lt's almost seven.

You'll be late for school.

What about the kitty?

You run along to school.

l'll figure something out. okay?

Oh.

Mom. you've got to rescue the cat.

All right. l will.

Mrs. Yang. you've got to rescue it.

l will. Hurry on to school.

Mrs. Yang. be sure to rescue it.

You can count on it.

Be careful crossing the road.

OK.

Don't forget to hold hands.

Hello. Wu Chung-tien.

we're friends. Right?

Come help me if you're my friend.

Never mind what kind of favor. just get over here.

By the park near my house.

Hurry up.

l saw you on TV just yesterday.

You're a great actress.

Thanks.

That Chi Tsun-hsi was so wrong.

How could he go off with another woman?

He shouldn't have done that.

But that wasn't me.

That was Chen Chiao-en.

lt wasn't you?

No.

lt looked like you to me!

l'm taller than her.

By a lot.

Oh my. l thought it was you.

lt wasn't.

You look so alike.

You look so alike.

l barely won a hand last night.

How could l have such bad luck?

That's because you're wearing rain boots.

My mother says you get booted if you wear rain boots.

Booted out the door.

lt poured yesterday. Now it's sunny...

Here. You need to rescue the cat.

What? Rescue a cat?

Go up and bring it down. would you?

How can l. dressed like this?

Why'd you dress like that so early in the morning?

How was l supposed to know you'd want me to rescue a cat?

What else did you think l called you for?

l'm a married woman. l've got nothing for you.

What are you looking at?

Hey! Hey! Young man.

Be careful.

This young man is pretty strong.

but he's got nothing better to do.

Go! Go!

Hey. it's an acrobatic performance.

Check it out.

lt's such a small cat.

How did it get all the way up there?

Your arms aren't long enough.

Climb a little higher.

Are you able?

Climb! Climb!

That's not high enough.

Climb a little higher.

Can you get that net for me?

That one there.

Does he want it to catch a dragonfly

or a butterfly?

You're afraid to go up there. aren't you?

Can you reach it?

This will do.

Go a little bit higher.

Climb a little higher.

Look out.

Didn't l tell you to climb higher?

Come on. lt's no good.

Climb! Climb!

What a wimp. How can you be such a wimp?

He's wearing the wrong shoes.

lt has nothing to do with footwear. alright?

Why are you fishing with the net?

Just go on up and bring it down.

He can't get that high.

Make him climb higher.

No way. There are ants.

Hey. young man.

Take your shoes off

and go barefoot.

You dumb head.

The feet will get dirty that way.

Hey. young guy.

you have it so easy.

We didn't even have shoes back then.

Did you know that?

l'm not from the past.

Go higher.

Hey!

Are you climbing the tree or humping a pole?

You've got a dirty mouth!

Let's buy some sports drinks for him.

Do you want some water?

Never mind water. l've got soymilk.

He doesn't need soymilk. He needs Red Bull!

Red Bull! Red Bull! Red Bull!

Turns out he's a bull!

No wonder he got up early looking for milk!

You've really got a dirty mouth.

l've never seen such a worthless bull.

Bulls get really horny at night.

Hey. horny one.

don't disappoint us.

Are you finished?

What're you so pissed off for?

You're going to get violent now?

What's your problem? Looking for a fight?

You're wearing rain boots. You climb.

You're barefoot. You climb.

Shit. you're the bull!

What are you attacking me for?

Stop what? This is ridiculous.

You get me down here to climb a tree.

Then have all these losers talk shit.

Who are you calling a loser?

Don't quarrel with him. Stop.

Who's quarreling with him? He picked on me!

Come on.

it's early and he just climbed a tree.

Of course he's pissed off.

He didn't even get there.

What's he so pissed off about?

l know what's going on. He can't screw the married woman.

so he's frustrated.

What are you going on about?

Go ahead and hit me.

Fight! Fight!

Aw. stop fighting.

What should we do? l'll call the police.

Lai Ya-yan's already calling the police.

Lai Ya-yan? Where is she?

Hello. is this 91 1?

Are you blind?

l need you to rescue a cat.

lt really is Lai Ya-yan.

You only rescue people. not cats?

No. But he's stuck in a tree.

Never mind.

You know what. l ain't scared of you.

They only rescue people. and not cats.

That's right.

Well. they catch snakes.

Snakes are poisonous.

They're deadly.