Johnny Bravo

1, 2, 3, hyah!

Baby!

Sassy!

Studly.

Check the pecs. Hee! Ha! Huh!

Man, I'm pretty.

Do the monkey with me! Come on!

Hey there, baby. Oh! Uh!

Yeah, whatever.

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a loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter.

A loaf of bread, container of milk, stick of butter.

Johnny! Hey, Johnny bravo!

A loaf of milk, a stick of bread, a container of butter.

Gee, Johnny, I'm so glad

you came all the way to my school

just to see me.

Sorry, kid, I'm actually on my way to pick up some groceries

for momma, all right?

Now, where was I?

A loaf of butter, a stick of milk...

All my friends are dying to meet you,

especially my teacher--

miss babé.

Miss babe.

And I could get you into my class.

If you wanted to meet her, that is.

I guess I could get momma's loaf of buttermilk later.

Good. Since today's show and tell day,

you can be my subject.

What do I have to do?

Just be your dreamy self

and let me show you and tell about you.

Hey, do I look ok?

And then my cat coughed up this thing

that kind of looks like George Washington.

Eeeewwww!

Next up is little Suzy.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world's greatest superhero:

Bravoman!

All: Oooh! A real superhero!

Hey, what are all these kids doing here?

Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, wow!

Now look here, kids,

I'm not exactly a real superhero.

Sure, you're not.

I've got a real thing for big, strong superheroes.

Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

Hyah! Ha! Ho!

Class: Oh, boy!

Help! The bank is being robbed!

Is anyone here a superhero?

Cool! The bank is being robbed!

Yeah! Now bravoman can go smash the bad guy with his bravo powers.

Oh, you will pay for this.

Uh, look, folks, you're gonna have to step back.

There's a robbery going on in there.

Yes, sir. No problem, officer.

Officer, this is bravoman.

He's a superhero,

and he's here to stop the bad guys.

Yay!

You hear that, fellas?

There's a superhero here.

Hey! Let's go get some doughnuts!

Yaaaaay!

I just found out who the bad guy is.

It's sweetcheeks, the candy-powered villain!

I just love a man who stands up to super-villains.

Stand back, everybody!

Huh!

Bravoman is here.

All right, hold it, hold it, you.

Drop--

kids: Yay!

Wow!

Did you see the way bravoman

just let sweetcheeks think

he was getting away?

You know, you can stop now.

I already got an "a" on my project.

That was very brave.

I'm gonna get you an "a-plus".

What Joy it brings me to rob and steal,

and generally do evil.

Now look here, mister--

don't force me to whip you right here.

How about I whip you?

With my licorice whip?

Aah!

Oh, good golly.

Cool! Sweetcheeks tied up bravoman!

Yeah! But bravoman totally escaped.

By stealing all the children's candy,

I shall have total control over their snack time.

Ok, candy boy.

I didn't want it to have to come to this, but--

hoo-wah!

Aaaaah!

Man, it's dark in here.

Dark in here, dark in here.

Hey, Johnny, I have a plan.

I lure sweetcheeks over to this hole,

and you can beat him up.

Excuse me, sir,

aren't you the evil villain sweetcheeks?

I'll bet you're terribly frightened of me, aren't you?

Yes, sir, I am.

But it would really scare me if you'd just back up a bit

towards that manhole.

Very well, hee hee!

Ho ho! Ha ha ha!

Oh, man. Now's my chance.

I can catch sweetcheeks.

Aaaaah!

Whooooooaaaaah!

Aw, man, that does it!

This is my favorite shirt.

I gotta go wash up.

Aaaah!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

As a token of my extreme hatred for all people in the world,

I shall change this child into a large chocolate bunny!

Aaaah!

With a caramel center?

With an exceptionally large caramel center!

Aaaah!

This thing ought to wash me up pretty good.

Bravoman, come quick!

Sweetcheeks got little Suzy!

Uhh! What'd you say?

Ooh!

Aaaah!

Whoa! Aah! Aah!

Aaaaaah!

Are you ok?

I sure am-- thanks to bravoman.

Aaaaaah!

I'm melting!

Oh, what a world!

What a world!

Bravoman saved us!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Oof!

All: Wow! Bravoman's the greatest!

Man, these kids are smart.

Pretty impressive superheroing,

wouldn't you say, miss babe?

Babé. Whatever.

How's about me and you go off

and pick me out a new costume?

Huh!

Oh, well, uh, you're wonderful and all,

but I already have a boyfriend.

I'll bet he's no bravoman, huh?

Hyah!

Right again, bravoman.

Kid: Hey! It's pretty boy!

Pretty boy...

Ready, sweetie?

Oooh!

Pretty boy, looking gooooood!

Don't worry, bravoman.

You'll always have me.

Use your heat vision! Use your heat vision!

On which one?

Narrator: When flying across the ocean,

there are only two ways to fly:

First class...

And no class.

Actually, lady, on some airlines it's a compliment

to be called an air waitress.

Ooh!

Man, them air waitresses sure are testy.

Huh! Uhh! Ooh!

Aaah!

Ow. That hurts.

Whoooaaaah!

Uhh!

Aaaaaah!

Aah!

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look out, kid!

Oh!

Ow!

That guy broke my leg!

Hey! He hurt jungle boy!

Somebody needs to do something.

Yeah. We can't let him get away with that.

Hello! I'm poisonous.

Ok, Phil, we know you're poisonous.

I am!

Like, once, I bit my tongue

and I passed out for, like, 3 days.

Everybody who's poisonous,

raise your arms and hands high.

I guess none of us is poisonous, are we?

Well, I might be.

Who are you to say who's poisonous and who's not?

Yeah, poison this.