Wizards of Waverly Place

Welcome to Paris, mademoiselle.

Would you like some bubbly water with a wedge of lemon?

Oh, Justin, it's all so beautiful.

The music, the food.

Whatever that last thing you just said was.

Well, the fake French accent

goes with the fake French scenery.

I got it from a travel agency that went out of business.

It was either this or a volcano in Hawaii,

and volcano food is always burnt.

So, you recycled? That's good.

Yeah, well, it's true.

When you hang around angels,

you're influenced to do good things.

And sometimes we do it by sending mind messages.

I like you.

I heard it!

Oh my gosh, it was all echoey in my head.

Like, "I like you, you, you."

Aww. I like you too... too, too, too.

This is the best date ever. Put some...

Get out here, Max!

I told you I don't want all that sand in the house!

Mom! I'm trying to have a romantic dinner.

Oh! You made it look like Paris!

And you must be Rosie.

Jerry! Get out here. Look what Justin did for his girlfriend.

Why are you wearing all that stuff?

I am not making two trips!

You people think I'm the family pack mule!

Oh, hi.

Could this date get any worse?

Can you hear me, Harper?

Yes. No, I'm on the terrace now.

Forget the phone, I can hear better when you yell!

Ah! That's hot. What was that?

Ow! That's hot. What was that?

Sorry. Hey, my dad brought everything up.

So stop faking the cramp and just come on up.

You guys are ruining everything!

- Cool! We're in Paris! - Oh, no.

Buenos dias.

Wait a minute.

I know what's going on here.

- We're being rude. - Yes!

Justin made us dinner to introduce us to Rosie.

Come on everybody, let's eat.

How sweet!

- Mmmm. - Smile.

Yeah. That's my family.

You can always count on them to embarrass me.

Only thing missing was my dad

sucking hot cheese through a snorkel.

He did do that.

What?

Listen, Justin,

why don't we just have a do-over date tomorrow night?

We can forget tonight ever happened.

Alright.

Hey.

You know where you guys should go?

I've heard of this crazy, fun angel club in Los Angeles.

I'm not an angel. Do you think they'd let me in?

More importantly... would they let me in?

Well, it is angels only.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Yeah, Alex, it's not gonna happen.

You always got some kinda scam going on up there.

Yeah, you're right. I am bad.

Maybe... maybe being around all those angels

would be a good influence on me.

So, if you take me, you'll be doing a good thing.

And if you don't take me,

well, you'll be doing the opposite of a good thing.

You're manipulating an angel. What kind of a person does that?

The kind who wants to take her best friend to an angel club

for the best night of her life.

I get to go too?

Now Rosie, you don't wanna do the wrong thing here.

It's true.

I never do the wrong thing.

Oh! Then it's settled.

You're doing good by taking us to the club.

Uh-uh. Not good. Nothing's settled.

I'm not gonna let you ruin something that we...

I can't wait to dance with you at the angel club.

Another mind message. I love those.

We're going to the club.

What just happened?

I may pay for this later,

but I think I just manipulated an angel.

OK. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Yes.

This is gonna be awesome!

I finally have an excuse to make angel wings.

Wow. This is the first time one of your outfits is actually

- gonna help you blend in. - Kinda weird, right?

Alex, I don't want you to ruin my date with Rosie.

I don't know if you know this,

but she's a little outta my league.

Well, if you wanna date someone who's in your league,

you should date Glenda, from the hardware store.

You know, the girl whose head is shaped like a raindrop.

Alex, I'm serious, alright? I like Rosie.

After Juliet, I thought I might not ever meet someone

that I felt this way about.

OK, Jimmy Soap Opera, I get it.

Alright, you won't even see me there.

But, if it doesn't work out with Rosie,

I've been telling Glenda about you for months now,

and I think... she's interested.

So, Alex.

Oh my gosh, Max. You scared me.

Actually, Mom and Dad are gonna be the ones who are scared.

When they find out that you're going to Los Angeles without telling them.

And how would they find out?

I don't know.

Sometimes they hear things from someone

who could easily be quiet if he had a souvenir from Los Angeles.

Alright, what kind of souvenir does this someone want?

This someone wants you to bring him back.

Ozzy Osbourne's star, from the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame.

Fine.

Oh, you know the someone we're talking about is me, right?

Oh my gosh! No way!

Wow. Flashing in is so awesome.

So much faster than flying.

And you don't have to worry about those lazy birds

trying to hitch a ride on you.

Plus, Harper's homemade wings

would have never made the flight.

They're uh... kinda floppy.

Yeah, you don't wanna bend a wing. You'll fly in a circle.

Wow. The Hollywood sign.

In person. This is amazing.

It's like a dream.

You dreamt of standing in front of giant letters?

Well, the dream part was... you.

Well, it's not a dream.

I love Los Angeles.

Nobody even noticed two teenage girls wearing wings

ripping a star out of the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame.

Yeah, they were all just looking for celebrities.

What a bunch of losers.

I just bought a map that showed me where they all live.

Wait. Alex, isn't it gonna be awkward dancing

with a big piece of sidewalk in your hands all night?

Yeah, you're right. Here, hold this.

Key Largo, Key West, keychain.

Hey, what took you guys so long?

Oh, we, uh... we stopped to get Max a souvenir.

OK, you guys ready to go in?

Gosh. In where? Is the club behind the Hollywood sign?

No, the secret entrance is here.

Inside the "H".

OK guys, follow me.

Oh! This is so exciting.

Let's go in and pretend like we're angels.

- OK. - That'll be tough for Alex.

Hey! At least my wing's not bent.

OK guys, we just have to talk to the manager and then we're in.

What? They'll know we're not angels.

Stop! I haven't seen you guys here before.

So, let me tell you about all the fun you're gonna have.

It's OK. I've actually been here before

so I can kind of show them around.

Great! Great.

I'm Zeedrik, if you have any questions, just let me know.

Wait. Where are you guys from?

Angel-opolis... ville.

I don't think so.

Tonight, you live on the dance floor.

Hold on a second.

Let me see those wings.

Those aren't angel of darkness wings, are they?

No?

Angels don't lie. That's good enough for me.

We made it in.

What are angels of darkness?

Oh, they're bad angels.

If you get too close to one, they can draw you

to the dark side and make you do bad things.

We have one of those in the wizard world.

It's called Alex.

Alright. Ready to have some fun, Harper?

Yeah. This place is pretty high up on the list of things

I'd love to be able to tell someone about, but can't. Come on!

Max, where are Alex, Justin and Harper?

They didn't show up for work.

I'm covering for their shifts.

Right now, I'm covering for Alex.

See? I'm reading a magazine.

Uh, where did they go?

They all took a trip to...

I don't know. They're your kids.

Trip?

Max.

Max, you tell us where they went