Wizards of Waverly Place

And that's how a unicorn can help you roast mash mallow.

Well, class, that completes your final delinquent course lesson.

Time to start the review. Open to page one.

We gotta go over the whole thing?

Yeah, we do. Professor Crumbs

is sending a teacher's assistant here

to take us to the Hall of Wizards to help us review.

I hope it's not a pretty lady,

'cause all they want to do is pinch my cheeks.

Wizzy! Wizzy! Wizzy!

Oy! Oy! Oy!

You are my people.

And you are still so cute.

See? Pretty lady.

Alex, you're no longer in this class.

We're waiting on a new teacher's assistant from WizTech, so please leave.

I don't want you to be here all, "Hey, how's it goin'? Cute shoes, by the way."

I mean, you are right about one thing.

Your new TA does have cute shoes.

No!

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! I'm your new T.A.!

Oh, hi, Harper.

Hi. Oh, hey, Alex.

Do you remember making this in kindergarten?

Nope.

Exactly, 'cause you didn't.

I made it so the teacher wouldn't know you ditched.

Oh, yeah, we got that system down pretty early, didn't we?

Oh, yeah, we did.

Why would you keep all this stuff?

It's for my scrapbook of childhood memories.

Now that we've graduated, the last page with my diploma.

Oh, man! That wasn't the last page.

There's one more page left. What do I do?

Here. This is the cover of the magazine you read

the day you finished your scrapbook.

Aw, thanks.

Hey, scrapbooks are a great idea.

Can't wait to look back on the time I, uh...

...I left the water running in the bathtub.

Wait, that's right now.

Do we have scrapbooks for the kids?

Well, sort of.

I've got all their artwork and achievements

in those boxes in the hallway.

The ones that are labeled "Alex," "Justin" and "Max."

Oh, I thought those were suggestion boxes.

I've been putting complaints in there about the kids for years.

No wonder no one's changed.

So that's why Dad stopped complaining to our faces.

Here are the kids' memory boxes.

And they're a lot lighter,

now that I've taken the complaints out of 'em.

Look! Justin's "I learned how to crawl" certificate

that he printed for himself.

How do you know he printed it?

Because, here's his "I learned how to use a printer" certificate.

Oh, here's my award for "Most Absences."

Oh! Honey, that's... that's not an award,

that's an angry letter from a teacher.

Well, it says "Most", so I'm calling it an award.

Uh-oh. Max only has one thing.

It's a receipt for three boxes at a $1.99 each.

You paid a $1.99 for these?

What's wrong with a paper bag?

Well, I guess with each kid I saved less stuff.

So, you didn't save any memories for Max?

- Art projects? - They're so messy.

Grades?

Nobody wants to remember those.

His birth certificate?

You've seen him. What more proof do you need?

I think Harper's right, Jerry.

We're horrible parents for not saving any of Max's memories.

You know, if you want to be good parents,

you could start by taking us to a real doctor

instead of posting symptoms on the Internet and asking people what they think.

Well, what are we gonna do, Theresa?

I mean, it's not like we can recreate all of Max's work

from over the years.

Or can we?

Ah, Hall of Wizards. Now, take a look around.

This place is full of relics that will help you review.

Yeah, but look at all this stuff in here.

We'll never be ready. We're doomed!

Justin, we're fine.

That's why I'm here.

OK. Can anybody tell me what this is?

Ooh, that's the famous Waterfall of Wikkenberry.

Correct.

You can drink as much of this water as you want,

and you never have to pee.

My mom makes me drink it on long flying carpet trips.

Not bad, huh, Justin?

OK, yeah, but there's still a lot of stuff in here to know.

Whoa, look, guys.

It's the famous "Wand in the Crystal Ball."

This is the most powerful wand in the Wizard World.

It once belonged to the Great Wizard Renaldi

until a jealous warlock stole it,

and plunged it into this crystal ball.

Legend states it can only be removed by a descendent of Renaldi.

Wow, Felix. You really know your stuff.

Thanks, I like your stuff, too.

I mean... I don't know what I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm not the descendent.

I'm still just the son of a wizard plumber.

'Cause you're so cute.

The legend also states that there are no known descendents of Renaldi.

So there's no point in trying.

Hello, class.

Welcome to the Hall of Wizards for your review.

Professor Crumbs. Good to see you.

Question. Did you give your beard a Brazilian blowout?

'Cause it looks silky and smooth.

It does, doesn't it?

This is Cragmont.

When the time comes, he will administer the test

that will show how much Wizard World knowledge

you have acquired.

- Hmm. - Uh-huh.

Yes, well, I'm not only the administrator of the test,

but I'm also the Wizard World historian.

How many of you know that the oldest relic

in this room is...

Well, actually, it's Crumbs.

It's true.

And I've dated some of the relics in this room.

- Hello, Ida. - Uh-huh.

Justin, you've done an extraordinary job

with these delinquents and I'm confident

that they will pass with flying colors.

Uh-huh. So, you're Justin Russo.

Yes, well...

Professor Crumbs has told me that you're extraordinary.

Yes, as a matter of fact, it's extraordinary

how many times he's told me you're extraordinary.

I have great hopes for you, Justin.

Someday your statue will be here

among the statues of the famous members of the Wizard Council.

A statue?

Really?

I'd want to do something a little more animated

than these ones though. I'm thinking this.

Or, I got one of these, right here.

Well, any of those would be extraordinary.

Huh. I love the way he does that "extraordinary."

That's good. Yeah, yeah.

Well, you may be extraordinary,

but, of course, the proof is in the pudding.

Incidentally, after you take your test,

you get pudding.

Actually, I think they're ready for the test.

Why don't you just give it to them now?

No, no, no. They're actually not ready.

We need more time.

Justin, they know everything.

The sooner they get back into WizTech,

the sooner you get bk in the competition.

Well, maybe, but are you just saying that because you want pudding?

Yes, I want pudding, I always want pudding,

but no, seriously, they're ready.

Stop it! Stop it, stop it!

With the "I want, I don't want"...

Are you going to take the test, yes or no?

I have pudding to make.

Uh...

Yes. Say yes.

- Yes. - Ah, good.

Let's go before Mr. Extraordinary here

changes his mind. Now, you four,

sit in the chairs there.

All right, and then, uh... What we're going to do is,

we're gonna take these hairstyling machines,

and then we're going to scan their brains,

then we'll know what they know.

I hope they're ready to take this test.

Of course they're ready.

Look, all the lights are blinking,

that must mean they know a lot of stuff.

Well, uh, uh...

That completes our totally unnecessary light show.

So, uh, let's get on with the test.

OK, so far we've got.

Max's third grade citizenship award,

his fifth grade Eskimo diorama,

and a spelling test from second grade,

where he spelled his name mostly right.

Hey.

What's going on?

Uh... Max, you're home early.

We, uh... we can explain everything.

I hope so, Dad.

'Cause if Harper's having a fun arts and crafts class

you should have invited me.

Well, yeah, I mean... Mr. and Mrs. Russo.