Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

DOOR-TO-DOOR

Please, just a penny a day...

...can purchase enough milk...

...to feed a family of four for a week.

But only if you can help. Please give as much as you can to the...

...desperate savage murderers, who would gouge out your eyes

and cut of your tongue for satanic rituals. On the next Geraldo.

What's that address again?

These guys jam.

Kick-ass.

Yeah, kick-ass.

That's pretty cool.

- He's standing on a butt. - Yeah.

I like butts.

- Butts are cool. - Yeah, I'm getting a stiffy.

Buttcheeks.

Look at all those butts.

I'm pitching a tent.

Whoa!

This is the 90s, people. A 9 upside down is a 6.

So let's turn the 90's upside down

and we capture the spirit of the 60's, okay?

Watch those flashbacks, dude.

Excuse me, could I have your attention, please?

Okay, this week we're going to learn a little bit about that spirit.

By giving of ourselves.

We're all going door to door to collect for the "Consumer Goods

- For Overseas Children Fund". - No way.

Of course, I can't force you to work for charity,

thanks to our constitution's delicate balance

between our individual liberties and a common good.

Nor would I want to, because of my own beliefs in personal freedom.

So, anyone who doesn't want to collect, can complete the 60's project

by doing a book report on "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test".

- Oral, oral, oral. - Yeah.

Written or oral.

- Yes. - Cool.

But first, of course, you've got to read the book.

- That guy is touching his wiener. - Yeah.

I'm gonna touch my wiener.

If you're like, famous, you can touch your wiener and nobody cares.

- Isn't that dude on... 9-2-0-1-0? - Yeah.

- That show sucks. - Yeah.

- Those chicks are stuck up. - Yeah.

Stuck up my butt.

You think he knows that everybody hates him?

Yeah.

What a wuss.

This video would be cool if they had, like, chicks and tight pants everywhere.

Yeah.

- And lots of fire and explosions. - Yeah.

And car accidents. Then it would be cool.

This video is stupid. Change it.

What a dork!

He's talking about school.

Hey Beavis, do you know how to read?

This guy is a dumbass.

- School sucks! - Yeah!