The Amazing World of Gumball

Uh...

Here. A present for you.

What is it?

It's a map of an egg.

Uh... huh.

Thanks?

What was that?

- I don't know. - What is this?

Why does Sussie always give everyone such lame gifts?

Yeah! And where's my lame gift?

I demand dissatisfaction!

Here she comes.

Ah!

What the... What is that?

Mayonnaise. Why?

It's very precious.

You can moisturize your elbows with it

or write with it or feed it to a car.

Oh... kay, so you just keep mayonnaise

in all your pockets?

Don't be silly.

Sussie not crazy,

she keeps different sauces in different pockets.

This one's for mustard. This one's for ketchup.

And this one's for toothpaste!

Sussie, toothpaste is not a sauce.

Yes, it is. It's tooth sauce!

That's why it tastes like mint.

Sussie got present for you, too.

What is it?

It's a crumpled green picture of an old man.

I'll pass. Okay.

Uh!

Oh, don't be sad.

You can have my dancing raisin.

You are dancing together.

Sussie happy you happy.

Ah, he kissed you.

He must like you.

Oh, don't they like Sussie presents?

Come on, guys.

Make a little effort to spare her feelings.

Do it on the down low.

There, that's more like it.

Dude.

Well-played, well-played.

Uh... ah!

Uh, yeah, that's good, too, I guess.

Hey, weirdo, I've got a present for you.

Yeah! Ah!

Aah!

Thank you.

All right, I'ma fight these punks!

What, Greco-Roman style?

Maybe that isn't the solution.

So what do you suggest?

Perhaps Sussie's

making herself a target by being so... weird.

Hmm. I see.

So you're saying we poison the town water supply with lead

until everyone becomes as weird as her.

I meant we help her fit in better.

And then poison the water!

Two really good plans.

One is great, the other one's really good.

There's no way to choose between them.

Okay, fine, we'll help her fit in.

But where should we start?

Let's just observe a normal day in her life.

I think we've seen enough.

Thank you. Definitely time for phase two.

First, we need to redefine your identity,

but it's kind of hard to do that

without even knowing exactly what you are.

I mean, no offense,

but you do look like the result of some novelty app.

How did something like... that happen?

Well, once upon a time,

there lived a Mommy chin and a Daddy chin,

and Daddy fed Mommy so much food

that she ended up with a double chin.

And the double chin got bigger and bigger,

so she went to the doctor,

and the doctor said, "That's not a double chin..."

That's Sussie!

No, he was wrong.

It was a double chin.

We got a second opinion.

But three years later, Mommy chin laid an egg.

And that's where Sussie came from.

No, it was just because she ate an egg.

But two years before that,

Mommy chin put a magic bean inside Daddy chin's mouth

and his belly started to grow,

and then a voice came from inside it and it said...

"It's me, Sussie."

No, it was more like pbht!