The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants

Previously on Captain Underpants...

George and Harold, our heroes, were on the verge of being expelled

'cause they couldn't stop pranking. They went to the school superintendent,

Dr. Vil Endenemys, to protest, and he said...

"Principals can't make up rules.

You bring me the rule book Krupp changed and I'll fire him!"

But Mr. Krupp locked the book in a safe and...

What's with the bear head?

Dude, this recap is boring.

-Spicing it up with bears. -Good call. I'll speed it up.

So the boys made a fart come to life

and named him Smartsy Fartsy and told him to get the book,

but Smartsy got all mean and tried to trap the whole school

so they got Captain Underpants and they saved the day.

Also, Melvin got banned forever

from going to the smart school of his dreams and he blames us.

Okay, I think that's it. What are you drawing?

The ultimate bear battle!

Robo-Grizzlies versus Panda Knights! A conflict as old as time.

- And bears. - Awesome.

Remember the previous episode.

We last left Melvin in this cupcake shop

talking to this mysterious dude in the creepy robe.

Only you control your future.

Yeah, no, I get that.

But who are you and what possible reason could there be for your robe?

It's dramatic!

Dr. Vil Endenemys, the school superintendent?

Correct. Thank you for addressing me by my name and title.

And I will use my power to get you accepted

into Eliteanati Academy in exchange for a favor.

For that, I'll do anything!

Except help George and Harold.

I need you to...

...help George and Harold.

Saw that coming.

This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.

Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.

-Remember that now. -You're probably wondering

why I asked you here.

-To eat onion rings? 'Cause we will. -No.

I brought you here because I know you're trying to get my rule book.

So I hid it where you'll never find it.

And if you do somehow find it, I'll catch you trying to get it,

which will bring you to my office for visit 500.

And I'll expel you.

I can't lose!

Fine. Have one.

I said one!

You can't lose... unless we win.

- What? - Which we will.

What? I can't... Just chew!

-You can't lose unless we win. -Which we will.

Very well. Then we know where we stand.

-Yes, we do. -Our positions are clear.

-So we're done? -No, we have to wait for the check.

-Can we have more onion rings? -No!

If you're thinking this is the Tooth Fairy, you're close.

If you're wondering why you're seeing it, there's a reason.

Ah, we're one office visit away from being expelled.

We gotta get that book to Dr. Vil Endenemys.

You got his name right! That class really paid off.

Congratulations! You know how to say "Dr. Vil Endenemys."

Hey, Stanley! What's sweating?

Ha! Still me. Hey, have you guys noticed someone sneaking into your room at night?

But instead of taking teeth, they steal your farts?

You mean like a Toot Fairy?

Oh, you know who I'm talking about?

No, but that's a great idea for a comic book. Thanks!

No one believes me. I need proof.

I'm gonna stay up all night and catch that thief.

A stakeout! That's a great idea!

I am not spending the night at Stanley's, watching him sweat and fart.

Not Stanley. Mr. Krupp.

We're gonna spy on him, and he'll lead us to the book.

We'll be on him like white on rice. Stakeout!

Mmm, steak and rice.

I'll admit it. Steak on a stakeout works.

We better check in on Krupp.

Do you suffer from the suggestion

that you might be suffering from something suggested?

Interesting suggestion. Yes!

Ask your doctor about what he suggests for your suggested suffering suggestions.

That's a good idea, I'll do that.

He's still talking to the TV. Man, that is one lonely dude.

He's not going anywhere until his hairs are curled.

Wanna make a comic? I got a great idea.

Me, too.

Toot Fairy!

Everybody knows the Tooth Fairy,

who flies around at night and trades teeth for money, which is weird, but okay.

The Tooth Fairy had a little brother named Toot Fairy, like with a "T." Toot!

But he was mean, and instead of teeth, he collected farts.

Like on purpose. What? 'Cause he was building a super fart bomb!

He took all the farts and left everybody fartless, which, like...

You don't like other farts, but you like your own, right?

And the kids loved the fart noises, like "brzzat" and "frap" and "weenk"

and "ruppita, rup, rup, rup" and "skeep."

You get it. And now? No farts! They got all sad.

So Captain Underpants arrived to cheer up the kids with balloon animals!

But he could only make a snake, a big worm, and a line on the highway.

The kids were like, "Cough-cough, lame!"

Captain Underpants was like, "Sorry, I couldn't get into Clown College."

"We miss our farts," said the kids.

So, Captain Underpants went after Toot Fairy. 'cause "tra-la-la."

Captain Underpants found the Toot Fairy, and he's all, "Stop stealing farts!"

Toot Fairy goes, "Too late! My super fart bomb...

super fart bomb...

...is about to go off. Time for global farticide!

And I'll never tell you it's on top of the Eiffel Tower in France, comma, Europe.

That's a secret!"

And, like, an hour later, tick-tock, Captain Underpants was all,

"Ha-ha-ha, I figured out your sneaky puzzle.

It's on top of the Eiffel Tower in France, comma, Europe."

And he flew there to stop the super fart bomb.

Captain Underpants got there and opened up the bomb.

"Cut the red wire."

But there was no red wire. They were mostly kinda blue, like, indigo.

Anyway, he had to make the ultimate sacrifice.

We mean fly into space to get the super fart bomb away from Earth!

Earth! He made it, when the bomb went off!

And it blasted him all the way back to Earth,

and it didn't look good until he landed in his pile of lame balloon animals,

which got all twisted into funny hats for the kids.

"Yay!" they yelled. "Tra-la-la!" The end.

- Has he moved yet? - Are you lonely?

-Do you wish you had friends? -Ha, who needs 'em? I've got it all.

I'm wearing hair rollers and talking to my TV in an empty house.

I can't take this anymore.

-He's never gonna leave. -Allow me.

Hello?

Hello-a, it's-a me-a, Pizza Pete!

- Why are you doing that? - I panicked.

So-a, you know-a the place-a you put the rule book-a?

Sure do, Pizza Pete. Why'd ya ask?

-Well, it's-a on fire-a. -Fire-a?

Fire-a!

Come on!

Wow, that-a worked-a better than I thought-a.

You can stop the accent now.

Fire-a!

Fire-a!

Well, that was easy.

-He took the long way. -But now we know where the rule book is.

More steak?

Welcome back to Hank's Hidee-Holes, Mr. Krupp.

Hank, fire in your Hidee-Holes!

What fire? Ain't no fire.

But Pizza Pete told me my vault was on fire.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have, like, 23 cents.

So, there's no fire?

Nope. My Hidee-Holes are fire-free!

That's the Hank's Hidee-Holes guarantee or my name isn't Hank.

Your book is safe in vault 17.

That's vault 17, just to say it again for no good reason.

Looks like we're gonna pay a visit to vault 17.

Why? Oh, right, 'cause that's where the rule book is.

-I'm all caught up. -Time to do some recon.

Got something to hide? Hide it in one of Hank's Hidee-Holes.

Our underground tunnels are chock-full of deadly traps,

futuristic doors, snakes, armed Mecha-arms, other snakes,

and a robot sphinx. You bet.

All leading to impenetrable titanium vaults.

How are we gonna get through that?

The only way to get past all that is with a living gas cloud.

Good thing those don't exist.

We know a living gas cloud. Smartsy Fartsy.

But he's gone. And Melvin broke the Elevapor 2000.

-So now what? -Now we need a new living gas cloud,

which means we need Melvin to make a new Elevapor 2000.

But Melvin will never help us.

Unless we butter him up.

-Hey, buddy, we got some beaker... -I'll help.

Oh, it's so real.

- An otter pirate. - And he's swinging a frozen ham.

Careful! There are incredibly fragile things in this room.

- Whoa! - Enough!

The new Elevapor 2000 is complete, no thanks to you two.

Now we will proceed to the target location to retrieve the rule book.

No! Now I will take that machine and have my vengeance.

Whoa, the Toot Fairy is real.

I was hoping Melvin would build a new Elevapor 2000.

And you simple twins did all the heavy lifting for me,

Smartsy Fartsy!

Smartsy Fartsy?

Why were you dressed like that?

I disguised myself as the Tooth Fairy to access bedrooms and steal farts.

Now, I'll use this machine to create a fart army

and make all non-gasses kneel before me!

So you're the Toot Fairy!

You will fear me!

I like your crown.

Silence! You will give me your respect!

Or I will take it, along with all your farts!

I am no laughing matter!

Melvin, you have friends?

Over. I meant you have friends over. Why don't they join us for dinner?

-Actually... -I insist.

So, uh, Mr. Fartsy, have you done much traveling?