Erotic Nightmare (Ang wan nyn mung)

Nurse, | want to see the doctor.

Excuse me, | was just taking his temperature.

Where do you feel unwell?

I think I'm a bit feverish too.

Can you take my temperature 1007

Before | see the doctor?

The doctor needs you too.

I'll take your temperature after you've seen the doctor.

Thanks!

Please sit. Where do you feel unwell?

I'm a nervous wreck. My mouth is dry, my hands are shaking.

| felt a bit feverish just now.

Your nurse promised to take my temperature.

No big deal, happens to every man.

You'll be fine after a quick prick.

Please lie down first.

Nurse.

Why is it you? Where's the doctor?

Hi there!

| thought you were giving me a shot?

What are you two doing?

We're not the ones doing the pricking...

You are!

Feels so good.

Hurry!

Police! We suspect you're harboring assault weapons.

You're coming with us to the station.

Oh, it's you?

Who else would be sleeping next to you but your wife?

What happened? Another nightmare?

Yes.

I'm off to work.

Good morning, Mom.

Good morning.

Baby, Baby.

Good dog, good dog.

Ip, I'm going on vacation in a few days.

Sounds good. Where 107?

Breakfast is served.

Mom bought tickets to Malaysia.

That's right. And after Malaysia,

if there's time, I'm heading to Colombia.

Great taste.

Too bad Candy is unwell,

or | would have brought her with me.

Ip, why are you heading to work so early?

It's not that early. | have a meeting today.

Why is Baby so despondent?

The asshole next door must have beat him again.

Why would they hit him?

They accuse Baby of relieving himself in their garden.

They're imbeciles.

Baby is such a good boy. He would never.

And even if it were true, he's just fertilizing their yard.

| should bill them for it.

If they hit Baby again,

I'll sue them into oblivion.

Let it go. Eat your breakfast.

Off to work.

- Bye. Bye Mom. - Bye. Be home early.

Sure.

Candy, when is your checkup?

This afternoon.

Have you noticed? Ip looks sickly lately.

Even worse than you.

Maybe too much pressure at work.

I'll make him some traditional Chinese tonics. Don't worry.

We're here, Mr. Lok.

Mr. Lok, even though these two plots

are sub par compared to the Ma On Shan Southern B22 plots,

But | heard the new subway line will pass through here.

I'd take a bet on this.

Mr. Lok, Mr. Lok?

You look rather unwell today.

They teach you fortune telling at Yale?

I've dabbled in it a bit.

Don, remember. We're neither a big nor small enterprise.

If a rumor reached us, it would have reached the big dogs too.

It will be pointless to go up against them.

Let's invite Wah Sing, Johnny Kong, and Jing for dinner,

and see if we can work together.

Wah Sing will eat into our profit margin with his outrageous requests.

In this economy, who cares.

This will be the site of the Tai Yu Shopping Mall.

Here? Where would it lead?

To the new township.

Don, | have to piss. Wait for me.

Don't forget to announce yourself to the spirits.

Are you Mr. Lok?

Yes.

Do | know you? Excuse me.

Mr. Lok, my name is Fong.

| have something to sell you.

Sell me? Sell me what?

| don't need it. | don't buy things.

A dream.

A dream?

A dream worthy of a thousand little deaths.

I'm not a believer.

- Don! - Let me finish.

I'm not a hustler.

Have a free trial.

This is my business card.

What's wrong, Mr. Lok?

Nothing. Let's go.

| saw you hit my dog, how could you deny it?

Your rabid dog keeps coming over to our yard.

I'm going to do more than whack it.

- I'm going to cut off his head. - I'll have you arrested!

- Mom, what's wrong? - Right on time, Mr. Lok.

Your dog keeps coming over, making a mess in our yard,

killing all my flowers,

and chewing on my paper every morning.

Since you treat it as your child, teach it some manners!

Did you lick each piece of shit? How can you tell it was my dog's handiwork?

Stop with the complaints.

If you touch my dog again, I'll sue you until you're flat on the floor.

Should that scare me? | can't hire a lawyer?

Just watch your dog, or I'm after its head.

| dare you to try.

- Don't mind him, Mom. - Shitting everywhere and still so rude!

You're crazy, you took those shits!

How infuriating.

It's astounding how rude some people can be.

Don' let it get to you, Mom.

Don't let it disturb your vacation mood.

Let me get you a cup of tea.

- I'm going to wash him. - Sure.

Thank you.

- Candy. - Yes?

Ip loves children.

Let's get your body realigned,

and give birth to a chubby baby.

| want to hold my grandchild.

I've wanted to be a grandmother for so long. Do we have a deal?

| understand.

Here.

What is this?

Drink it while it is hot.

It'll help with your morning problem.

| don't know what you're on about.

Since our maid has been on vacation,

I've been washing your underwear everyday.

I Know everything.

It's very bitter!

Good medicine is bitter.

Only thing that matters is that you know what works.

Just finish it.

| have a check up tomorrow.

We'll know if all the treatments worked.

If my heart is any better.

If it's better,

we can be like before.

Your mom is rushing us to have a baby.

Don't worry, your husband is very patient.

Sorry, sir.

Mr. Lok.

Why are you here?

Excuse me, Mr. Lok. My name is Bobo Ho.

| know my grades are bad.

Thank you for tutoring me.

| finally passed the exams.

| came to thank you.

This is the men's room. We can talk outside.

Please let me thank you.

The kneeling is unnecessary. Just let me finish peeing.

That's cute. Can | take a look?

It's so big and thick...

Sure. Big thick and in need of release. Let me finish peeing.

No good monkey business!

Those hokey pokey meds don't work.

| still woke up like this.

Would make sense if something happened,

but | was stopped just before it got good again.

But what a treat.

A dreamy treat

to be able to fuck such a sexy student.

Are dreams really for sale?

If it were true, I'd buy a few more.

- What was that? - I don't know.

Mom!

Mother, Mother.

Mom, Mom.

- Mom, what's wrong? - Mother, what is it?

It's Baby.

Asshole!

Honey, Honey!

- Absolutely wild! Insane! - Mother passed out! Come first!

Mother, mother.

- Mother, how do you feel? - Mom, Mom!

Is Master Fong here?

I've been expecting you, Mr. Lok.

Please come in.

Hello, Master Fong.

Mr. Lok, your presence here today

indicates to me that you dreamt well last night.

It was fine.

But who knows if it came from you?

Did you dream of Bobo Ho?

How did you know?