Pati Patni Aur Woh

Sorry.

Hey! Catch him. Catch him.

This guy in a scuffle with a female the constable of lucknow police,...

...seems like a terrorist.

But he's not.

So the question that arises is...

how did this young man land up in this criminal like situation.

And if the question arises then let it... because...

There is no question that does not find a answer in Uttar Pradesh.

You've rocked the damn district Chintu Tyagi.. You've topped it!

And I have rocked the damn country.. I've ranked 34th!

I topped my exams, Dad.

My Topper...

Not even a peep from Hitler Tyagi.

What's there for him to say? First, you aced your engineering exams...

...and now the Civil Works Entrance exams.

Let's plan a bachelor trip together.

No pressures in life ever again.

"No but, no why... Free-free bird in blue-blue sky."

Meet, Mr. and Mrs. Tyagi.

- Hello. - And that's Mr. and Mrs. Tripathi.

And I'm the would be bride's uncle... B.R. Pandey

and that's

...Sharma's samosas.

Have a sweet.

Have some tea?

Do you watch too many films, Mr. Tyagi?

The girl serving the tea doesn't always have to be the would be bride.

Chit..

So...what are your hobbies?

I like sex a lot.

- I see... - What?

you've come with a list of questions?

I am an Engineer you see...

So I always come prepared.

Do you see that motorcycle blocking the road?

Yes.....we also had to circle around the block to get here.

Belongs to my ex-boyfriend.

We broke up six months ago but he still hasn't gotten over me.

He parked it there day before yesterday in anger

In a dare to see who gets a marriage proposal for me

So you don't want to get married?

If I didn't want to.... you wouldn't have been sipping tea here!

Rebellion did not suit me....

So I thought I'll try restriction now.

I guarantee you, I did that honestly.... and will do this honestly too...

I'm just a little high maintenance though.

Emotionally.

And I've never got a chance to display my emotions.

So what say, Mr. Tyagi?

If virginity is not an issue...

...should we release traffic?

That way, the bride and groom are that way. Why are you giving it to me?

- Greetings! - There he is.

- Where were you? - Well, I was just...

Why are you 'all up in knots' at your own wedding?

Hello, uncle. How are you?

I'm just a bit...

I'm just a bit nervous.

Come with me. I have a cure for your nervousness.

I'll count the envelopes...

I'll be right back.

- Where are you going? - I'll just keep this somewhere and come

Scram. Come on.

Hold it.

Out with it. So what's making you nervous?

I don't know why but I've been thinking about 'Neha' all evening.

Who 'Neha'?

What do you mean who Neha?

Neha Singh.

My ex from I.T.

Are you out of your mind?

Here.. you're on the verge of becoming a president here...

...and you can't get over an old campaign partner

She dumped you three years ago without giving you a reason.

Exactly.

I just had one relationship in life which lasted for one n half months.

And here I am making a life-long commitment to someone I spent less than a minute with.

Dad, I tell you!

Chintu Tyagi.

Stop this pysco babble..

Down this drink and get on the stage! Be a man!

Drama queen.

Wanna be Romeo! Idiot.

What took you?

- Where were you? - Congratulations.

- Welcome, Welcome.... - Hello, welcome.

All by yourself...Huh

"My eyes are asking."

"My heart doesn't have peace where should I look?"

"Where are you looking?"

"How do I tell you that I keep waiting for you?"

"Stolen my slumber.... you have stolen my slumber "

"My heartbeat says..."

"My heart won't beat without you."

"You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world?"

"You are my nights. You are my days."

"I don't want to live a moment without you."

"You are my nights. You are my days."

"I don't want to live a moment.."

"..without you."

" my journey is with you."

"Where do I want to go?"

"I want to spend my life with you."

"Don't stay away from me.."

"..even for a moment."

"You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world?"

"My eyes say you should always be in front of me."

"You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world?"

"You are the only one I have. What do I have to do with the world?"

So... Chintu Tyagi...

How's work?

Great, Dad!

- Good. - Thank you.

So now....what have you thought about the future...?

About what, Dad?

I mean future... you know...future... future!

Stop all this word play both of you...

I'll come straight to the point.

You have been married for three years now.

What have you thought about starting a family?

I'm giving it a thought mom!

I don't know much about now son..

...but back in our days, we didn't have to give a thought to have kids.

We had to give quite "something else"

One must have a reason to have a child.

What was our reason to have you then?

Pray...do enlighten us?

Ask dad about it

Listen...Chintu...

You always have time to discuss about things that are out of context.

But never about what is required

Every Sunday you hear the same advice on starting a family...

...but ever seem to talk to them about us shifting to Delhi.

You're always going on and on about Delhi

...like every developer out there is waiting for me with baited breath, almost wishing?

chintu tyagi will come one day and take over our business"

Delhi is the capital of this Country, not my father's property.

Where there's a will, there's a way, Mr Tyagi.

And where there's love, there's concern.

I've told you a million times "Get out in the open"

"Make a prize catch" But no...

What can one do if someone enjoys being tamed by a ring master in a circus?

Are you calling me a circus tiger?

I'm at least calling you a tiger because I am your wife.

Those unwilling to get out of a pond are deserved to be called toads.

Toad it is then! I am happy in my pond....

And I am going to hop around here only

Fine, hop all you like

But don't expect me to produce tadpoles.

I was born here.

This city gave me name, fame and my reputation.

What's wrong with Kanpur? Kanpur never got in my way... ever.

Move it, bro.

Why can't you just call?

Why do you make missed calls like a petty thief?

It's bad enough I Give you time.... You want talk time too?

Yes, after all your time is getting expensive.

Gupta had no idea what's going on.

He ran around all day with a radio in his hand like a clueless alien

And I was just....

Hello, Mr. Chintu Tyagi, where's your attention?

What is it?

Before passing 10th grade.. dad said...

...if I ace 10th grade, life will be a bed of roses.

He said the same thing before 12th grade..

Upon the promise of this "bed of roses"

... he got me to do engineering, Get a job, and even get married.

So now this "bed of roses" is not in my fate,

...or then my own dad screwed me over.

What's troubling you lord Buddha?

You have everything in life.

A home, a car, a reputation...you are an officer in the Public Works Department.

Who do you want to be now? Superman?

You get it? don't you?

Then why doesn't my wife get it?

Was it the same old Delhi argument again?

Sister-in-law gets too tough sometimes.

Sometimes I feel, only Neha loved me truly!

Why do you always get stuck on Neha?

You really piss me off.

Look...in life... there's a reality and a fantasy!

Who?

Fantasy buddy, fantasy!

Everyone has a right to fantasy.

But you cannot forget your reality for that.

And this is your reality.

- And Delhi? - Stop your stupid rant.

I'll bring Delhi for you right here.

Good morning, sir. Mr. Sharma is calling you.

- Again? - Yes sir.

What the hell Bablu? This betel leaf is abnoxious.

It's bullshit.

Did you not like it sir?

Spit it out if you don't like it.

I'll make you another one.

Hey!

Spring has arrived in Kanpur city,

and nobody informed me...

Look.