Wild Things

Forget it, loser.

Oh, Mr. Lombardo.

- Hey. - Hey, bro.

Mr. Lombardo, what's up?

- Hey, man. - Hey.

Jennifer...

Did you see his eyes?

What are you looking at, dork?

Fuck off.

I appreciate you guys coming down.

The only thing I'm gonna miss in this dump is...

Settle down.

Settle down.

Well, we've come to the halfway point of our senior seminars.

Settle down. Settle down.

- Beats study hall, doesn't it? - No!

- That you, Jimmy? - At least in study hall I can meditate.

What he means is, "masturbate."

Something with which I'm sure you've had hands-on experience, Kirk.

It wasn't me, man. It wasn't me.

I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

We've all heard the terms "date rape," "sexual harassment."

We've discussed some of these issues right here in this very room.

Our guests today come from the Blue Bay Police Department.

Detectives Duquette and Perez...

...are here to give us what we hope...

...will be a fresh perspective on the subject...

...and to address any questions that any of you might have.

Now, let's give them a warm welcome.

- Thank you. - I'm out of here.

- Why don't we begin with a question. - This prick can kiss my ass.

As I was saying...

...why don't we begin with a question.

- What is a sex crime? - Not getting any.

What's with that? She's the one who walked out.

- Suzie Toller. - I busted her last year for possession.

Poor kid did six months in Camp Nine.

- Six months? First offense? - I didn't hand down the sentence.

She was dirty. I busted her.

Hey, Carol.

I appreciate you guys taking the time to come.

Our pleasure.

Why do I get the feeling you don't like the guidance counselor?

Don't tell me you can't see through his routine. He's a total hound.

You mean pussy hound?

Actually, I thought he was kind of cute.

I'd do him.

Steady.

Steady the bow, Jimmy.

That's good.

Drop the main.

All right, guys, let's de-rig and I'll see you all Monday.

Hey, ladies, my car needs a wash.

Do you do windows?

Good work, guys. A.C., see you Monday.

- See you, Mr. Lombardo. - All right, buddy.

All right.

I could definitely party on one of those.

It's a stinkpot, Jimmy.

You wanna be a real boatman, you wanna get yourself one of those.

Yeah.

That's a real boat.

Thank you for getting me into this class.

No way my old man was gonna spring for the fees.

Hey, you're working for it, and you're learning your way around a boat.

I put myself through college working on boats.

- Beats flipping burgers. - Yeah.

Can I play too, or is it just for boys?

So who's washing your Jeep this weekend, Mr. Lombardo?

The senior car wash, remember?

Washing that old Jeep of mine is a waste of time.

Not at all. How about if Nicole and I do it?

We're working as a team.

I tell you what. I'm going out to the glades Saturday.

Why don't you come over Sunday and wash all the mud off.

Deal.

I was counting on my mom to give me a ride, but she's not here.

Surprise, surprise.

So I was wondering if you could give me one.

Mr. Lombardo, you really wouldn't want me to walk, would you?

I mean, like, something bad might happen.

- What about you, you need a lift? - Yeah, but I got my bike.

Hey, no problem.

Okay, try it.

Suzie, you need a lift? We got room for one more.

Jesus. Where'd she get those shoes, "Whores 4 Less"?

Try it again.

Nice to see you kids getting along.

- Don't forget Sunday. - I won't.

- Is that Sam Lombardo? - Hi, Mom.

Sam, hi.

Hi, Sandra.

Why don't you come on in and have a drink.

Sorry, Sandra, I gotta run.

- Hi, Mr. Lombardo. - Hi, Mr. Lombardo.

Hi, girls.

Look. He forgot.

- I knew it. - No, I didn't.

Check out my Jeep. Nice and dirty for you.

But you might wanna wait till the other car leaves.

You mean the Mercedes isn't yours too?

My Benz is blue. You know that, Nicole.

Sam, I'm leaving.

So where's your hose, Mr. Lombardo?

The hose, Kelly, is right in front of the Jeep.

Kelly Van Ryan's gonna wash your Jeep?

Come on, Barbara. It's for a good cause.

Sam the philanthropist.

Yeah, well, you know what they say: A little hard work never hurt anyone.

Okay.

- Have fun at the club. - Okay.

Wow.

Looks brand-new.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Your coupon. We gotta have it.

Oh, yeah, that thing.

- Can't we just...? - Rules are rules, Mr. Lombardo.

Okay, let me look for it.

Mr. Lombardo, we're running kind of late.

How about if Nicole goes on to the Mansons'?

You can give me a ride when you find it.

No, no, just give me a minute. Okay?

- Go. - Are you sure?

Oh, Frankie. Oh, God.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Goddamn it!

- Hello, this is Blue Bay High School. - Hello.

Your son or daughter was absent today, Monday...

Jesus H. Christ!

- What? - Oh, nothing.

Come on.

- Art, this is a hell of a fish you caught. - It's a barracuda.

If you weren't so busy chasing booty...

...you'd have come with me and caught one for yourself.

Don't tell me you're gonna eat this thing.

Why not?

It's a barracuda. It's poisonous. It'll kill you.

Shit, man, I could say that about most of the girls you date.

Sandra Van Ryan for Sam.

- Sandra, what's up? - Kelly skipped school today, Sam.

Have you heard anything?

Not a word.

Never mind.

I found her.

Pull!

Listen, Sam, it was really good seeing you the other day.

Sandra, I'm real busy right now, so...

I haven't found anyone who can handle my boat the way you can.

- Yeah, well... - I know you're fucking Barbara Baxter.

- So what? - So maybe I'm a one-woman man now.

Aw, poor Sam.

Really think you'll get one of these Blue Bay women to marry you?

- Are you finished, Sandra? - Grab a clue, honey.

You're a hired hand, a good lay. That's as far as it goes.

Enjoy it, while it lasts.

Goodbye, Sandra.

Pull!

You seem to find guns therapeutic.

Maybe I ought to try it.

So let me guess.

Some boy didn't call and screwed up your whole weekend.

So you're taking the day off. Right?

Which one of your deck hands is that?

Whichever one I want.

Okay, Kelly, what's the matter?

What is it?

I miss Dad.

Jesus.

I miss him too, sometimes.

No, you don't.

He didn't have to kill himself, Kelly.

Oh, Kelly...

I don't know why he did it.

I really don't.

Can l...?

Can I get you anything?

Do you want a Valium?

I was raped.

- What, honey? I can't hear you. - I said, I was raped.

What?

I was raped...

...by Sam Lombardo.

Sam Lombardo?

My daughter does not get raped in Blue Bay!

And you're saying that Sam Lombardo raped her?

That son of a bitch must be insane to think he can do this to me.

We understand your feelings, Miss Van Ryan...

...but please, we need some time with Kelly.

We'd like to take her statement alone.

- Are you all right with this, baby? - Yeah.

Okay.

Would you like to take a break for a minute?

I just wanna get it over with.

We'd like to videotape this statement.

I know this isn't pleasant, Kelly, but these are serious charges...

...and we need to know everything that happened between the two of you.

Are you ready?

He started rubbing my shoulders.

I let him.

I mean, he's a nice guy.