Permanent Roommates

It's dirty, right?

Hey, you need more tissues?

No, thanks.

I can get you more tissues if you want.

I don't need more tissues. Thanks.

Anything else that you need?

Water?

Menu Card?

Just some quiet, alone time.

Okay.

Hey.

Actually, I'm not a waiter.

I thought you might think I'm one because I asked,

you might think I'm waiting.

I am waiting for someone. But

I'm not waiting tables.

Even I'm waiting.

My boyfriend is about to come.

Can I take this seat?

My boyfriend is about to come.

Yes,

I heard that the first time itself.

I'll leave once he comes.

I'm Mikesh, by the way.

Monica.

About what?

My name.

It's not Mikesh.

It's Chandler.

Chandler?

Your real name is Chandler?

Yes.

Chandler,what?

Chandler Gupta?

Chandler Fernandes?

Is it necessary to say the surname while role-playing?

Micky, what's wrong with you?

Chandler, of all the names?

How would I know we're changing names?!

Suddenly, you said Monica.

I was just about to say Bill Clinton!

Let's play again?

I mean, let's do it again.

I'll come again.

Hey.

Hi.

I was just passing by,

and I saw you sitting alone.

So,

I was wondering if you could buy me a

I mean, can I buy you a?

Hey, hi!

I was just passing by and I was also looking

Sit.

Hi.

I'm Mikesh.

And you are?

Tanya.

Tanya!

Nice to meet you.

Excuse me, madam?

I've been noticing since a while.

Is this man bothering you?

What are you doing those gestures for?

I'll fuck your aunt ass-hole.

Stop those perverted gestures.

She's my girfriend man!

We are doing a role-play.

I'm playing a bad boy.

Hey, Leelay?

Keep the hockey stick back in the car.

No, no, this man was role-playing.

The woman?

She's playing a babe.

Come, come.

Let us focus man!

Sorry.

There was a slight misunderstanding.

Firstly, put your phone on silent.

You too, ma'am.

Have been using What's app ever since.

Yes.

Shall we start from the beginning?

Or shall we start one from here, while sitting?

Alright, so you'll be entering now?

Yes, you should enter once.

We'll have some variety.

Are you leaving?

Tanu!

Sorry.

I can fix all of this.

We could do one thing.

We'll go down and tease her.

Then you could come like Superman.

And save her.

You people will never understand art.

Tanu!

Hey, I was acting so well!

We should have decided the dialogues at home and come.

It'll get dirty.

I have to return it to the costume store tomorrow.

Tanu. Listen.

I know,

the role play idea was mine.

But.

I could have come home dressed as a Firefighter.

Won't that have been better?

Mikesh.

Two weeks after we moved in, you went to USA.

Did I say anything to you?

No.

You returned two months ago,

and are going back again in two weeks.

Did I say anything to you?

Day before yesterday, you tell me

that your parents are coming to meet me tomorrow, for the first time.

Did I say anything?

No.

Today, I'm trying to fulfil your sci-fi babe fantasy.

You don't even appreciate it.

Instead, you're suggesting a better plan to me!

Are you getting nervous because of my parents?

What's there to be worried about?

You've spoken to them on the phone.

I'm meeting them tomorrow for the first time.

I'll meet them next directly after a year, at our wedding.

I don't want them to feel

that their son is getting married to the wrong person.

They like you so much.

Last year, when they went to Sikkim,

didn't they send a Laughing Buddha for you?

Mikesh, its not just your family.

My family, your family.

My carreer, your career.

Everything has to be sorted.

And you're leaving in 13 days.

Sorry.

What else can I say?

Micky, we have a plan for the next few years

and like tonight, please,

please don't screw it up.

It's not just for

our happiness, it's for everyones happiness.

The plan has to work.

Nothing can go wrong.

There's no possibility that anything

What's wrong with you?

Tanu!

I've told you so many times not to drink alcohol.

You can't digest it.

While people are doing the 'Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan',

you're puking here.

Shut up Mikesh.

Peanuts.

I didn't even have a drop of alcohol.

So?

Fuck!

What are you doing Pintu!

How much will you pee?

You hardly drink enough water to pee this often.

We've spoilt everything, Micky.

We're screwed.

There is no chance.

We've always done it safely.

I'd hidden one behind the Odonil packet.

'Safety First' has been my motto since NCC days.

Condoms have a 5% failure rate.

They also have a 95% success rate.

How can we be that unlucky?

My periods.

I'm 5 days late.

Even when you take antibiotics,

they get late.

By weeks.

The pee-stick, Micky.

It said I'm pregnant.

Even when I pissed on it, it said I was pregnant.

How do you stay so positive?

You should have Chavanpraysh.

You don't listen when I tell you.

Still. What if.

What if

I'm

Plus you're leaving soon.

Are you pro-life or pro-choice?

Come on.

No, I'm serious.

I mean we'll do as you say.

You tell me what do we do.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm being a jerk, but

I'm too ambitious.

We had a 5 year plan for all of this.

Now, suddenly

Have you seen our parents?

We are their only priority.

And I'm working too hard towards being a Brand Manager.

Not a mom.

I don't think I can limit my ambitions,

like our parents did.