Men on a Mission (아는 형님)

(They are like a harmonious family at Brother School.)

Hey! Open the door!

Open the door right now!

- Open the door! - What's going on?

- Hey, come here! - He's carrying Jang Hoon!

- What is this? - Let's go!

Hey! Hold on.

Hey! What?

What did you say?

- I will serve you with care? - Gosh.

Guys. Can you believe that?

- What are you talking about? - I will serve you with care.

- What? - Is there a space available...

in his building?

It's more shocking than that.

Look, production crew.

All couples with marital issues.

- Starting Thursday, April 4... - Why do you get to do that?

"Reconsidering Divorce Camp?" Why do you get to do that?

You only get to do that on "Ask Us Anything Fortune Teller."

Why are you going around wasting all of your energy?

What happened to "Teenage Parents?"

Anyway, you basically have...

a monopoly over all Korean programs, Jang Hoon.

- No, I don't. - How many programs are you doing?

He has four just on Thursdays.

- Just on Thursdays. - I only have Men on a Mission.

- It's three. - Just on Thursdays...

- Three. - He has three shows on Thursdays?

Did you already shoot one before this?

He's the Thursday man.

- No, the broadcasting time... - Oh, they air...

They all air on Thursdays.

- Oh, that scared me! - Oh, my!

Brother School?

I brought my real brother!

- Oh, my. - Hey!

Look at Jonathan acting.

(Following the twins, a pair of siblings enter.)

- Look at Jonathan acting. - Hey, Jonathan!

- Hi! - Jonathan!

What kind of greeting is that, Jonathan?

- Have you been well? - Yes.

- Patricia! - Don't bow.

We're friends.

- Oh, hi! - Hi.

Long time no see.

- Where did you transfer from? - Jun Ho.

Hi, guys.

We are from My Golden Bloodline High School.

I'm Cho Jun Ho, a bronze medalist...

- of the London Olympics. - Right.

I'm Cho Jun Hyun. I make a living off of looking exactly like him.

I'm Jonathan, her older brother.

I'm Patricia, the human vitamin.

- Yes! - Yes!

- Welcome. - Wait...

You guys look so much alike.

- What are you talking about? - Really.

- Jun Ho. - And Jun Hyun.

- We're the same. - We're the same.

- Are they not? - Wait.

I think I've seen them on "Gag Concert."

- The twins... - Lee Sang Min.

- Right. - Lee Sang Ho and Lee Sang Min.

Wait. All three of you have the last name, Cho.

- Right. - Right.

- That's right. - The three of you are brothers.

- Who are you? - Where did you come from?

Patricia is here alone. Three of them are brothers.

Jun Ho. Look.

Hey. Get it together.

Why did you hit him?

You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool me.

I can tell them apart. We're from the sports world.

They're like my younger brothers.

Jun Ho is Jun Hyun, and Jun Hyun is Jun Ho.

- What do you mean? - They're tricking us...

with their name tags.

They switched their name tags?

What do you think, Kyung Hoon? Are they wearing the right ones?

I don't think Kyung Hoon was paying attention...

- to who is Jun Ho and Jun Hyun. - Do you know they're judo athletes?

I do, but you guys look so similar.

They are identical twins.

- Well, then... - Jun Hyun.

- Oh, wait. - No...

- Jun Hyun... - No, I...

(They lovingly give and receive one slap each.)

No, I...

This is like "Truth Game" from back in the day.

Let's reveal the truth now.

Please ring the bell of truth!

To tell you the truth,

I am Cho Jun Ho.

Really?

Right?

Change your name tags.

- I can almost tell. - There you go.

Did you change your name tags, Jonathan and Patricia?

Should we switch them?

- We can tell. - Of course.

Patricia. Why are you trying to trick us?

You were on "Cool Kiz on the Block" with Ho Dong, right, Jun Ho?

- How was it? - Right, he was on the judo episode.

It was so nice.

But I kept seeing scary stories about Ho Dong on Men on a Mission.

I couldn't believe them.

Ho Dong always said nice things to me.

He was so warm and caring.

But now that I think about it, I think there was something.

- What? - What?

One by one, the members kept leaving the show...

because of injuries.

Two members left due to broken ribs.

I almost never saw anyone...

break their ribs while doing judo all of my life.

They should've left while he was still asking nicely.

When they don't listen...

- Did he... - If Ho Dong...

If Ho Dong hits you, it's a really big deal.

I'm sure he didn't hit them.

- He just... - He can break ribs...

- by just coughing on them. - He just pressed on them firmly.

He just pressed on them firmly, and they broke.

- I see. - Ho Dong doesn't hit people.

He didn't do anything.

Jun Ho. Let me know whenever you want a break.

- Tell me when you want some rest. - Jun Ho.

If Ho Dong had gone into judo instead of ssireum,

what kind of athlete do you think he would've become?

Sports that require wearing clothes don't really suit him.

- Patricia... - Nothing.

- Patricia. - Nothing.

There are videos.

He has a legendary clip.

- I know it. - The opponent tried to trip him.

There's a video of him withstanding that...

with the sheer strength of his back.

- Nice! - Right! A backward slam!

- Yes! - A backward slam!

(The opponent put his foot between Ho Dong's legs to trip him.)

(But the Chunha ssireum champion held on with his back strength.)

(by reversing the attack and tossing over his opponent.)

Not even judo gold medalists can do that.

Kang Ho Dong is the only person in the world who can do that.

I kind of have a small dream.

If Jang Hoon, not Ho Dong, had gone into judo,

I believe he would've become...

a world-class judo athlete that would've dominated the world...

- for ten years. I dream of that. - Since Jang Hoon has a strong body.

I'm sad, Jun Hyun.

Jun Ho was telling a nice story,

and you changed the direction of it.

You upset Ho Dong.

- With Jang Hoon's story. - Stop him.

It's okay.

It's over now. Thanks.

- It's been a while. - From Ho Dong's story...

- Good job. Later, - Jang Hoon is satisfied.

during the break,

go to Ho Dong's room and experience his firm press.

Do you want to experience his firm press?

It'll only take a second.

But my role model is Jang Hoon.

- Ho Dong... - You're very stubborn.

- No. - I'm sorry, Ho Dong.

I'll give him a firm press.

(A preemptive press to save his younger brother)

- What is wrong with you? - But...

Now that I think about it, when I was young,

there were twin players at my university.

They were younger than me.

Their names were Cho Sang Hyun and Cho Dong Hyun.

- Right. - Yonsei University.

If you look closely, there are...

- Right. - There are differences.

When I look closely, I can see that Jun Ho has a slimmer face.

- A bit slimmer. - His mouth is a bit smaller.

I have an advantage.

Judo is an intense sport, right?

Since we shower together afterward,

I know him a bit better.

Right.

- Shower... - Are you referring to hidden parts?

They look the same too.

- I heard something like that. - Everyone is the same...

when they're showering.

I didn't... I didn't mean it that way.

- Twins... - He was talking...

about your belly button.

- Since they're twins... - Belly button.

- Belly button. - He meant your belly button.

- They say twins are the same. - Our belly buttons are the same.

A lot of people ask that.

Once, I was very surprised...

- because of those twins. - Stop it.

During a match, one of their appendixes burst.

Two days later,

- the other one's burst too. - It burst too?