The Devil's Tail

Oi.

Excuse me.

I'm wondering when the next Ipswich train's arriving?

The train's delayed,

Central will be calling us shortly and we'll let you know.

Unfortunately, these things take some time.

I'll be announcing the arrival time for you soon,

it shouldn't be too long.

Oh okay.

That way?

Yeah.

Okay.

And Jesus said to them,

with men it is not possible,

but with God it is possible.

Because with God, all things are possible.

What's her name?

Daisy.

Daisy!

That's a nice name for a cow.

My dad had cows when I was a little boy.

And this, this is a Friesian.

You use girl cows like this for milking.

Not for meat.

But you can, still eat Friesians.

Go on boy, get on with it.

Can't hold a bloody calf. Useless.

Some things only good for eating.

The train to Ipswich has been delayed.

We're sorry for the inconvenience,

the train will be arriving in forty minutes.

Wouldn't want to lose Daisy.

Be not be conformed to this world,

but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.

I will not cause pain, without something new being born.

His blood.

He entered the.

I don't need a ride, thanks though.

Yeah not bad, it's been pretty quiet tonight.

Yeah, how was your day yesterday?

Yeah.

That's great, there's a little old man

that's been waiting so I'll let him know.

Thanks, bye!

Oh my God, oh my God!

Sir?

Sir?

It's Claire Duncan from Borree Station

I need urgent medical assistance, over!

Hi, good evening.

If you need anything, just buzz me.

Okay, thanks.

Excuse me, you just, you forgot this in the room.

The girl from Mr. Moore's room.

No, no, I'm in room 11.

Mr. Moore's not my patient.

It's Mr. Dallas.

Yeah, I know that.

But that Mr. Moore's room.

That how we call it here.

What's your name, dear?

Rose, my name is Rose.

Okay Rose.

Why don't you go back to your room

and take care of your patient?

I have a call from room number three.

These girls were assaulted

and now they're under observation.

So, if you need anything, just buzz me.

Okay?

Are you calling me a snob?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Well, I can't help it if you have dumb taste.

Jo, back me up here.

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

I'm saying that we should go see Trivium today

instead of Cattle Decapitation

since we just saw them in the spring.

No.

That's it?

You're a snob, too.

No, here's the thing.

Whether or not you like their music doesn't really matter.

Do you really wanna deal with than many teenagers?

You're right.

And so am I.

No, you're still a snob.

Whatever, dummy.

Dammit, I forgot, the landlord's here.

Do we have to talk to him?

There they are.

They made it.

Hey, I'm Dean.

Dean.

Sorry, did you girls find the place okay?

Uh yeah, it was fine.

We had GPS and it crapped out, but we found it.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Signal can be a little bit patchy out here.

Sorry about that.

So do you live here?

Yeah.

Yeah, welcome to Chez Dean.

Don't worry, I stay in the RV when I rent the place out,

so, we can just play the landlord game.

You can pretend like I'm your mean landlord

and I'm always in your hair.

I'm just kidding.

I'm really, I'm really nice.

Come on.

At least smile a little bit, or.

So serious.

All right.

Here we are.

So, you girls get settled and then come on out to the porch.

I got some beers and sodas for ya if you're thirsty.

Thanks, but we'll probably

be heading to the festival soon.

That's fine.

Here are the keys.

Don't lose 'em.

Geez.

Sorry we don't wanna hang out with some rando on our vacay.

Creep.

Right, and, no Wi-Fi.

Don't worry, I printed the lineup.

We'll be fine.

See?

If we start with Cattle Decapitation,

we'll be at the Murder Stage, already for Benediction.

Fine.

I guess that's fine.

I found this in the freezer.

Holy fuck!

Is that real?

Looks real.

Jesus!

We should call the cops.

Yeah, but should we though?

Yeah, this guy's probably a fucking serial killer.

Here's the thing.

If we do call, I mean, even if we could,

since none of our phones work out here,

we'd have to deal with that whole hassle,

and miss out on the entire festival.

He could be a med student, and that's a cadaver thing.

We don't know!

And I mean, there's three of us.

He's not very big.

I guess we could pretend we didn't see it,

and call the cops at the end, before we leave.

Yeah, okay.

You're gonna owe us 50 bucks.

You guys, be quiet, or he'll hear us.

Look, I still don't buy it.

You guys are so full of shit.

Shh, or he's gonna come in here and murder us.

Holy shit.

Let me hold it.

I bet it's not even real.

That fucker's real.

We weren't shitting you.

Do you think we should go?

Probably, but tomorrow's line up is so good.

Well, I guess they aren't gonna make us breakfast.

I can't believe I made out with a guy in a Slipknot shirt.

At least you didn't break a girl's nose.

I feel so bad.

Don't, it wasn't your fault.

Plus, we got to meet Castrator in the med tent.

True.

Okay, good night.

No, no!

It's noon.

I'm so excited to not see Trivium again.

You are a snob.

Oh.

Hey girls.

Just planting some new shrubs.

Of course you're probably not into gardening.

You're into more dark stuff like burning bushes, right?

I mean, not like in the Bible burning bushes.

Nah man.

Gardening's cool, you do you.

Okay.

We're gonna get going.

Sure, don't let me keep you.

We won't.

Okay, have a good one.

You, too.

Oh boy, here we go.

Don't bring up Nate out back.

Maybe we don't need to include him.

Yeah.

Hey girls.

Uh, this is my buddy Carl.

How was today, did you have fun?

Um, yeah.

Why don't you join us for a couple of drinks

and tell us the highlights?