Teen Titans Go!

Go!

Little bro, I'm breaking you out of here.

Not so fast, Cinderblock.

What?

The Teen Titans?

You guys look awesome.

I know, it's the wind.

It really has a dramatic effect on our capes and hair.

Sure does, but what about that dude?

Capes are for magicians.

And besides, I went bald at 3 years old.

I've told him a million times,

capes and hair are essential

for superheroes to look cool in the wind.

Whatever, man.

Where's this wind even coming from?

Yeah, we're inside of a building.

But I picked this spot because it's near a vent.

All heroes must be prepared.

Oh, can I get in that wind?

Move over, squeeze the breeze.

Sorry, wind is for heroes!

Zappy-zap!

Ah, back pain in shades of green.

Now to finish this guy off.

Man, hold up, I got some bird dookie on me.

Man, forget you guys, and your wind.

I'm getting my brother, and I'm getting out of here.

Gonna make like an egg and crack your wall.

Yeah, hard boiled. Over medium. Sunny side up.

Little bro, I'm coming.

There you are.

Oh, little bro, bathing in your undies again.

We gotta get you some pants.

Is this zebra or leopard print on the wall?

It's beautiful either way.

Dad's not gonna be happy about this.

You know how he feels about taking long baths.

Whoo!

Man, you let him get away 'cause you had to wipe bird dookie off your shoulder?

Maybe, now you'll consider wearing a cape to prevent these things.

Man, I ain't wearing no cape!

Beast Boy and Starfire don't wear a cape!

Yes, but they have hair and skirts to blow in the wind.

Yeah, but can they make their head bigger like this?

We can all make our head bigger like this.

Yeah, well, can you make milk come out of your eyeball like this?

May I have some of the eye milk?

Uh-uh. Not my eye milk.

Guys, stop fighting.

Cyborg, have you considered other things besides a cape?

You can get a scarf, hammer pants,

a big hat, a wig, a poncho, a long shirt.

Anything that flows, so you can look better.

What do you say, Cyborg?

No way, I'm done. I'm not gonna be part of this.

So, you're just gonna walk away?

Yeah, I'm gonna walk away.

If you were walking away, you'd be going further away but you're not.

Yeah, well, look at you

just shifting up and down, side to side.

You're the same size and proportion to my head.

On the count of three, let's turn around

and see if we're really walking away from each other.

One, two, three!

I knew you weren't walking away!

I was walking away further than you were!

I saw you, you were standing right there!

Nah, I was totally walking away.

You're in the exact same spot!

Enough about my spot!

Maybe, I don't want a cape. Maybe, I want a moustache.

Here we go again with the moustache.

Next time you see me, I'm gonna have a moustache!

Moustache?

For what's worth, Robin, your cape looks amazing.

Thank you.

I just wish Cyborg would understand that.

I'm holding a baseball.

I'm holding a kitten cat.

I'm holding an onion.

Dad!

What is it? This better be important.

I was in the middle of pretending to hold things.

Found him, Dad. He was in the bath, again.

Yeah, so what? I like talking baths.

What have I told you about staying in the bath too long?

Now show me your fingers, son.

What? They're not that bad, Dad.

They're fine. Look at 'em.

They're pruny.

And now, because of your bath-time arrogance,

you too shall be turned into a prune,

like this one, I pretend to hold in my hand.

No, no!

You were right, Father.

And now I shall live rest of my life as a big prune.

Beast Boy, I've been attempting to make a dish

that tastes like the butt.

Tell me what you think.

Congratulations, that tastes just like butt.

Joy!

Please, tell me if it tastes like the butt?

Not now, I'm in the middle of something very important.