Robot Chicken

"Robot Chicken"

For 100 episodes, they've defiled every entertainment

brand in the known Universe.

Now their greatest challenge...

riding the coattails of the most iconic characters of all time,

not counting Harry Potter.

The DC Comics Superheroes!

Some of them more super than others.

That guy just talks to fish.

Hey!

This is...

The "Robot Chicken DC Comics special"...

#RCDC.

On, boy! The invisible let!

Hurry up! . Let's go, buddy!

Come on!

I'm coming!

Ow! Psyche!

Last one to the party can't fly.

You're gonna be the last one to the party.

'Cause you can't fly.

Fine. I'll just swim there.

Silly punks.

Batman owns the night.

Now taste fear, you...

Wait. Wait. What? Oh, god!

Oh, my back just snapped like a pack of uncooked spaghetti!

Oh, you just walk up and break my back without saying a word!

Oh, boo! Boo on you, Sir!

# Do do do-do, that's Bane #

And now...

Hi! I'm B'Dg.

I'm a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

Can you believe it, folks?

He really exists.

Uh...

Do you guys want me to say anything, or...?

Tune in next time for another edition of

"Real Characters From The DC Universe."

Lois, you helped me defeat General Zod...

"Superman II."

But now you know I'm Superman.

I-I have to kiss you and make you forget.

Why would that be one of your superpowers?

"Why would that be blah blah blah?"

You should hear yourself sometimes, Lois.

Huh? What?

Why am I standing here with Clark Kent when I should be

chasing the scoop on Superman?!

I should really use that power more often.

My beautiful hair.

I'll never forget how you took it from me. Superman...

Adventure Comics number 271.

Oh, really?

Superman! I'll destroy...

Wh-what are you doing?

I-I can't remember why I hate you.

Oh, yeah. I know.

# You might want to close your eyes #

# I'll run my fingers through your hair #

# And I'll kiss you, bro #

# And you won't remember a thing #

# Don't try and run away #

# I'm faster than a speeding bullet #

Another job well done.

# And I'll catch you... #

Ew. I should have thought this through,

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, well.

Eh!

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, come on!

Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of our newest exhibit.

The Blue Star of Egypt.

All right, people.

We all know what's coming next.

Let's see if we can at least make it through a round of

hors d'oeuvres before the first supervillain shows up.

Apparently, there's a salmon bagel bite...

Everybody, freeze!

Sorry to be so coldhearted, but Mr. Freeze is stealing that ice.

Mmm!

I was not expecting paprika.

Mmm! A-plus effort, honestly.

Everyone, chill out!

Or Captain Cold will put you on ice!

Oh, came on!

I thought we had a schedule worked out!

This is my day!

I have a new assistant.

I-I'm still breaking him in.

Everyone, stay cool!

It's about to get downright bone-chilling in here,

thanks to ...Icicle!

Wow. I just walked into a cluster huh?

Mmm!

You guys, you have to try these salmon thingies.

Focus, Captain Cold.

Clearly, there's not room for three cold-themed villains

with freeze rays.

I guess you two snow jobs

will have to change gimmicks, then.

It's not my gimmick!

I'll literally die in warm temperatures.

My cryogenically frozen wife is my entire reason for living.

My name is Victor Fries, for God's sake.

It's "Freeze," but you spell it "Fries," like french fries.

Weird.

It's German.

Well, I ain't changing, ya dicks.

Everyone, freeze!

Oh, for sake!

Ohh! I completely forgot about Chillblaine.

You and America, buddy.

It took me six years of research to build my freeze ray.

How do you high-school dropouts keep making them?

Are they as easy to build as ham radios

and I'm just an asshole?!

Uh, guys, we've demolished a lot of load-bearing walls in here.

Well, those villains are going to the cooler,

thanks to Ice and her amazing freeze powers.

Cool!

I'm glad you guys could come all the way to Earth-C.

Me and Captain Carrot didn't see

eye to eye on a lot of things.

But no one deserved to die like that.

I never met the Captain or his zoo crew.

But since you vouched for him.

I'm glad to be here in their time of need.

Why didn't you tell me they look like cartoons?

Wait.

I'm good.

Damn it! I'm sorry.

If you can't keep it together, you need to leave.

I know. I know. For the love of...

It's a turtle wearing goggles!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm s...

I'm sor... it's just... that...

he looks so sad.

I can't...

I can't... I'm sorry.

I can't!

Your friend was very inappropriate,

We're so sorry, Little Cheese.

"Little Cheese."

I just don't see how you could let it get this bad.

It's a swamp thing, baby

You wouldn't understand.

Ahh.

Bane broke my back, but years of training

allowed me to heal in record time.

Now let's see what the Joker...

Oh, my God, no!

Aah!

Like a string of firecrackers!

My back!

I felt the soles of my feet touch the back of my head

on that one!

# Do do do-do, that's Bane #

And new...

Hey, there. I'm Firestorm.

Can you believe it, folks?

Take a good look at this douche!

I'm... Firestorm.

The nuclear man.

I was in the Justice League.

His hair is actually made of fire,

Bet he blows through his comb budget pretty quickly.

But I'm really popular.

We'll be back next time for

"Real Characters of the DC Universe."

What are we doing here, Lantern?

What's the matter? You a little rusty with the ladies?

Ha! If anyone's gonna score tonight,

it's the "Man of Steel."

Haven't you been courting Lois Lane for like 15 years?

Do you ever score?

Watch and learn.

"Hey, Ladies, you look like you could use a non-threatening guy pal

who will never push your boundaries."

"And while you're at it,

could you cosign my loan for a late model Corolla?"

"Got a pen?"

Ooh! Ouch!

Not even I could get to the friend zone that fast.

Class is in session, people, as soon as I get this suit off.

Hold on there, Moneybags.

You got to do it in costume.

Yeah, that's the rules. We all have to be in costume.

Wha?! I'm dressed like a giant bat!

Well you guys.

I'm getting wasted.

Got a couple Pina Coladas here,

just for the ladies.

Looks like you could use some Just For Men.

And you bitches can pay for your own drinks,

Name's Aquaman, and I know how to talk to tuna.

M-Martian Manhunter?!