The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Hi...

Yes um, I was wondering if I could get driving directions...

To a nightclub called Bunker.

Yes, Bunker.

How exactly would I get there?

It's Amy!

Hello, sweetie!

Okay.

How are you? We miss you so much!

Yeah, we wish you were here with us.

- Mhm. - Yeah.

And um, how far away is this?

No we're in Germany right now.

Mhm, and then we travel to Italy in a couple of days.

Great.

Thanks. Alvederzane!

I know.

Tell her we bought her a present from Holland.

Yeah we got you a present.

No we can't tell you what it is, it's a surprise.

Oh yes, the other thing is that we met this cute German waiter.

Well, Jenny thinks he's cute.

Mhm...

Yeah, and he invited us to this party tonight, so... We're gonna go.

But uh, we should go so...

Maybe we can talk to you later?

Okay.

All right. We miss you!

Bye, Amy! Kisses!

Okay.

Bye, sweetie!

I think we were supposed to turn.

Turn!?

I thought you knew exactly where we were going!

Do we go left or right?

I'm sorry, I just don't know where we are.

What was that?

I have no idea.

You must have run over a pot hole or something.

We need to go out and check it out.

Aww Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Shit, why oh God...

Why? Oh my God!

Okay, okay um...

Okay.

We're gonna call the rental car service. Get the papers.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay...

219...

200...

806.

What...

Shit, there's no signal.

What?

There's no signal!

There's always a signal.

Not out here in the middle of nowhere.

Oh my God, Shit!

Oh my God, oh my God, let's just get back in the car.

Okay... Now what do we do?

I don't know!

Do you know how to change a tire?

- No, I don't know how to change a tire. - Well, neither do I.

What are we supposed to just go walk until we find a house or a person or something?

Lindsay... What are we supposed to just go walk until we find a house or a person or something?

What are we supposed to just go walk until we find a house or a person or something?

Lindsay. I am not getting out and walking.

Okay so we're just gonna sit here, until the sun comes up?

I have heels and shorts on! I'm not going outside! Okay so we're just gonna sit here, until the sun comes up?

I have heels and shorts on! I'm not going outside!

Are those headlights?

Okay. Roll down your window.

What, are you kidding!? I'm not going to just roll down the window.

Roll down your window, he can help!

- Hi... - What's going on, girls?

Yeah um, we need help.

Uh... We have a flat tire.

I know you girls.

I've got a horny video of you at home.

No... No, we speak English.

If um... Can you help us?

You're always wet between your legs, right?

I don't know what... He's speaking German.

Um... Uh we need... Can you call somebody?

- I can do both of you at once. I'll fuck you good and hard. - Um... Uh we need... Can you call somebody?

I can do both of you at once. I'll fuck you good and hard.

Would you like that?

- "Ficken." - Look it up.

Hold on a second.

Fucking!

He said fucking!

- Okay, okay, buh bye. - Roll your window up.

Bye.

Do you want to fuck or not?

- I'm sorry. - I told you!

Is your door locked?

Yes, my door is locked.

Why is he still staring at us?

- Just don't look at him, okay? - I'm not looking at him.

- I just want to get out of here. - I know.

Eww.

Aw!?

Oh my God.

Okay...

We, we need to j-just go! We need to get out of here.

We need to walk and find someplace, somebody that can help us, okay?

- Okay, but... - We have to!

But if we don't find a place in like 10 minutes, we are running back to this car.

We came...

We came from over here, I swear.

How do you know that? All the trees look the same.

Leaving the car is the stupidest idea.

We would have been waiting for hours, Jenny.

Yeah well we could have waited, and it wouldn't have been freezing cold.

We needed to go find help, Jenny.

Seriously find help? How are we going to find help out here, Lindsay?

Well, you agreed to come along, Jenny. This is not just my fault.

I don't wanna stay in the car by myself!

We just got a little lost, okay?

- A little lost, Lindsay? - Yes! We just got a little lost, okay?

- A little lost, Lindsay? - Yes!

We are not a little lost!

We're really lost!

You know what, Lindsay? I'm not walking anymore!

I'm tired of walking, okay?

- Jenny, I'm trying! - Trying what?

- Lindsay, we've been down here for like an hour okay!? - Yeah I know!

I'm tired and I'm cold. I'm not moving!

- I'm not moving! - Stop it.

No!

- Fine! - Fine!

Fine.

- I'm staying right here. - Good.

What is that?

My God is that a...

Is that a house?

Jenny!

Jenny, look!

I think it's a house! I swear!

- It's a, it's a light or something! Come on, let's go. - What?

Quick...

Oh! For some reason I don't believe you!

Oh thank God!

Come on!

Hello!

Anybody home?

Let's go to the front door!

Hello!

-Hello? -Lindsay!

Lindsay, come here... To the door!

- Oh my God! - What?

Look at the dog!

I know and I don't like dogs!

I know you don't.

- Hello? - Is anybody home?

- Keep ringing the doorbell. - Do you see anybody?

No... Oh wait, yes!

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

We got a flat tire.

Can we come in?

Can we use your phone so we can call the car company service?

Are you alone?

Yes.

We're alone.

Come in.

Have a seat.

You're tourists?

- Um, we-we're on a road trip through Europe... - It's like a... Yeah... A European vacation.

We're from New York.

Can you call the emergency car service?

For us?

Are you relatives?

- No. - No, we're friends.

Anyway...

I'll make the phone call.

Okay, thanks.

Something to drink?

- Uh, water is fine. - Yeah, just... Water.

Hello.

This is Dr. Heiter.

Sorry to call you so late.

But there's a problem. I've got two girls from New York. They're having car trouble.

Well...

At least he's calling the car company for us.

That's just great.

Yes, thanks a lot.

Bye.

Here you go...

Water.

Thank you.

Water.

They will arrive in half an hour.

Maximum.

You have a really lovely home.

Do you live here with your wife?

No.

I don't like human beings.