Paper Champions

- - Rey, Rey!

Some people are born great.

Rah, rah, rah!

Some achieve greatness,

and others have greatness thrust upon them.

And then there's me.

I always saw my life

turning out a little different than it did.

Not better or worse. Just different.

Wade says there comes a time as a man

when you realize who you are.

And me?

I'm still working on it.

G'day, Rey.

G'day, Rey.

Just the usual,

or would you like to try our rice paper roll today?

Um, ah, Just the usual.

Just the usual. One tuna sandwich coming up.

You don't know what you're missing.

Dad always said I could do anything I put my mind to.

Terry says, if you really want something,

put it in a Russian side headlock and choke it out.

That's what men do.

What a day to be alive.

I'm working on it.

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Rey. Psst, Rey.

Sorry to bother you.

I just wanna calm your fashion nerves, buddy.

- My- - Your fashion nerves.

For tonight. The bi-annual office party?

Yeah, um, I actually, I've got this.

That's awesome. Hey, listen.

I hear you, but also I feel you. That's more important.

Check these bad boys out.

Hey!

What're you thinkin'?

Do they scream Mana or what?

Hm? Mana, I-

Mana!

Hi, boys. Are you excited for, ooh.

Are they for tonight?

They certainly are.

What do you reckon, Steph?

Oh, they are very intense.

Intense.

Yeah, intense.

- Yeah. - Thanks, Steph. Told ya.

Uh, I...

Hm?

Hm, thanks. I like-

- Yes, I knew you would, bro. We're gonna get it.

I'll, uh, I'll see you guys later.

Oh, actually, sorry boys.

Can we make sure that we fill out

our diversity and inclusiveness surveys?

- Mm. - I spoke about it

at the staff meeting, sent an email reminding you that the

- completion is compulsory. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Uh, yeah. Adversity and exclusiveness survey.

Yep, I'll have that on your desk by the morning.

Great, thank you, Wade. I'll see you guys later.

Bye, Steph.

- Rey! - Huh?

Hit the dance floor in this attire tonight,

and I'll guarantee you you're gonna kill it, all right?

Rey, focus. This is your moment.

Your Mana.

All right, I'll pick you up at five.

Very nice.

[Linda inhaling deeply drowns out singer]

Oh, I'm good, thank you.

Now where is that little Latino?

Next stop, Spain.

Rico thinks he's the king of the dance floor.

Just when does the water delivery boy

get invited to our office party, Rey?

Rey, what're you doing sitting here?

I don't wanna lose my seat.

What d'you mean, you're sitting here wasting the suit, eh?

We gotta get your Mana on.

I just wanna tear it up with my boy.

Don't you wanna tear it up with your boy?

Look at him and his bloody posture.

Low body fat percentage.

He hasn't had a carbohydrate for four years.

Rey, what is it?

I can't dance, Wade.

Everyone can dance, Rey.

Not me.

- Hey. - Hey.

I wanna teach you to dance.

I...

Look at this guy. You're dancing tonight.

I have to look after the tank.

What?

The-

The what? I can't...

- What are you talking about? - Linda wants me

- to look after her tank. - Linda does what...

You're talking, that's your problem.

- Wade- - Let's go.

Rey, come here. It's just us, there's nobody here.

It's just us, come on.

Scratch that, Geoffrey's coming. Act natural.

What are you two boys doing down here, hm?

Just getting some fresh air.

Oh, right. Mind if I join you?

Actually, Geoffrey-

- That would be yep, yeah, please.

How good are chips?

They've got chicken ones in there. Fancy.

I just did a wee before, so.

Won't neat to go again for a while, so it's good.

Well, that's enough of me.

I'll see boys in there, okay?

The heck did he come from?

Rey, you're dancing tonight. You can do it.

We're gonna get your Mana on, bro.

- My- - Your Mana.

How long we known each other?

A long time.

Primary school, high school, present day.

We're gonna do this together, hey?

I've always had your back. Haven't I always had your back?

Yeah, but you ate my lunch.

That's beside the point.

We're here now, and I want you to dance.

Before we start, let me see what you're working with.

Ah.

Bro, come on. It's just us, nobody here.

Let's go.

- - Hey,

we can only go up from here, right?

I'ma teach you the basics.

And you're gonna do it right, trust me. Together.

Rey, Rey, focus. Eyes.

Step, together, step, together.

Step, together. That's it.

Ah, yeah. You can lean back.

Aw, hey, yeah?

Uh, uh, uh. All right, cool, cool, cool.

Surf, surf, go low. Boom.

There we go, there you, yep, crouching tiger.

Move your weight. There.

Down, down. You look like a bird.

Down there, arms down, here we go. Here we go, bruh.

Hit a wave. Hit a wave, Rey.

There we go. Boom.

I can't, I-

Yes you can, come on.

We be hanging. We be hanging, Rey.

There we go, there, yeah. That's close.

All right, and in case a slow jam comes...

Dude, we don't have much time.

Case the slow jam comes on.

You stay in close, all right?

You, uh, I want you to lead,

but at the same time be respectful.

Just keep your hands here.

She'll put her hands up here.

- Should we- - Shh, just relax, just relax.

It'll happen. Same thing, two step.

Eyes up, eyes up. Keep your eyes up.

There you go, you feel that?