Play It Cool

Maybe you'll get in the top 20 yet.

If you play like that at Brussels, man,

and we'll be drinking from that golden goblet.

Don't forget to come back Billy,

we need you on Saturday night.

Oh thanks, we'll do our best for you,

and Pawley New Town when we get to Brussels.

Here's to your trip.

Here's to it.

Yeah, here's to it.

Blasted hooligans.

Here look Billy, photographers!

Thousands of 'em.

Wonder who's coming?

We are, man.

Sure, I told the editor of the Pawley Gazette

when we was leaving.

What'd he say?

He said as far as he was concerned,

it wasn't soon enough.

Okay now, play it cool.

Hey fellows, we've arrived!

That's right, Billy Universe.

And the Satellites.

Go into orbit, son.

I think this is them.

Hey, come on, they're here.

Well how about that, then?

Must be a film star or something.

Yeah, but you'd think

the Pawley Amateur Twist champions rated one picture.

It'll be different when we come back from Brussels.

Yeah, with the golden goblet and all!

This ain't no bus!

How terribly observant of you, officer.

Get it in the car park.

This lane's reserved for buses.

Move it.

Just one more please.

Just hold it like that.

How long are you going away for, Miss Bryant?

Is it true you threatened to have

Larry Grainger arrested, Sir Charles?

Has Larry Grainger asked you

to marry him, Miss Bryant?

Well Larry Grainger be seeing you off, Ann?

This way sir, the VIP lounge is ready for you.

Just follow me.

Hey, what are they all jumping around for?

That's Ann Bryant, the runaway heiress.

The one that went off with Larry Grainger?

That's her.

I don't blame her old man getting her away

from that Grainger bloke, neither.

Larry Grainger.

He's the greatest, man.

Yeah, six golden discs, dad.

Yeah, at this very moment

he's got two records on the charts.

Yeah, would you let your sister marry him?

I haven't got a sister.

With his talent and money I'd let my mother marry him.

Thank you, very much.

You can stay here, Sir Charles,

until it's time to go the plane.

I'll fetch you just before take off.

Most obliged to you, Mister Briggs.

I'm sorry about all this, Ann.

But you'll thank me one day.

You know, I am only doing it for your own good.

I'll never forgive you,

so there is nothing for us to say.

You'll feel differently after a long cruise.

Now, you'll be met in Brussels by Uncle Peregrine,

and you will stay there

until all this publicity has died down.

Then he'll drive you to Amsterdam,

and put you on board the boat,

and I'll try and come over and see you before you leave.

Don't bother.

I know how you feel. And I know a damn sight more

about this Larry Grainger than you do.

He's not the man for you,

or for any decent girl, for that matter.

What do you know about...?

Oh you might as well go, I don't need anyone to see me off.

Anglo Amalgamated Airways.

Angle Amalgamated Airways announcing...

He charged me seven bob for parking.

I nearly gave him the car for that.

I told him we'd pick it up tomorrow morning.

Okay.

Who's got the tickets?

Ring-a-ding.

Right.

Passports?

Yep.

How's that for sex appeal?

Looks more like a commercial for a mop.

The scales.

Not you, the luggage.

Now, who's got the tickets?

Well, take them to the cashier and pay the airport tax.

What do you want to weigh, then?

Everything except your hand luggage.

But it's all hand luggage.

Well, that's not hand luggage, is it?

Who said so?

It's got a handle on it, ain't it?

See, your scales broken it, now.

I'm not parting with this, dad.

I haven't finished paying for it yet.

It'll have to be weighed whether you carry it or not.

Hey, 37 and six, please.

Eh?

Airport tax.

Hey Billy!

They want 37 and six for airport tax.

We got it?

You don't have to worry, Ring-a-ding,

we've got all the money in the world.

There you are.

I hope you've got some money for when you get to Brussels.

Oh that's okay, we're being met at the airport

by the Belgium Twist Club.

Besides, we're only going to be there one night.

You see, we're gonna win a competition.

With the sexy voice of Billy Universe.

Give her a couple of bars, Billy.

Okay.

Ah, very melodious, I'm sure.

Why not save it for the Belgians?

And if you don't hurry and collect your luggage,

you'll miss the aircraft.

You've forgotten your change.

For immediate embarkation,

all Anglo Amalgamated Airways passengers

on flight number 107 to Brussels,

to gate number five, please.

I know air travel is here to stay,

but even so I do think there ought to be a gentler way

of getting from one place to another.

About time.

Here, what's all this queue lark?

Maybe there ain't enough seats.

Haven't you ever flown before?

Well er, no.

Well, you will be all right, I suppose.

All of them so young.

Here, what's he on about?

Do you know which is the safest place in a plane?

No.

The toilet.

It's in the back, you see.

The last part to hit the ground.

Exactly.

We'll never all fit in there.

Choose the back seats.

Cool man, he's hitting the weed.

Tranquillisers.

Wowee, I wouldn't mind crashing with them three.

Come on, let's get this stuff out.

No, don't joke like that, you'll tempt fate.

Yeah, well they can tempt me any time.

Attention please, Anglo Amalgamated Airways.

Anglo Amalgamated Airways announce the departure

of their flight number 69 to Brussels.

This is it.

Passengers are requested

to have their boarding cards ready

and proceed to gate number five for immediate embarkation.

Boarding cards, please.

Can't I get Yogi?

He'd only have to go into quarantine

before returning into the country.

I may never come back.

Yogi and I will be waiting for you.

Goodbye.

Come along, first on get the best seats.

Well that didn't do us much good then, did it?

I'm ready, I'm ready please.

Would you mind going to the back sir, please?

The back!

Boarding pass, please sir.

You're not taking all that on board

as hand luggage, are you?

Why not?

We might do a bit of rehearsing on the way.

This is our maiden flight, you see.

Yeah, there's nothing like a good sing-song