Star Trek: The Animated Series

THE FINAL FRONTIER. Kirk: SPACE:

OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS,

AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS, TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE

WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. TO BOLDLY GO

STARDATE 4978,5. Kirk: CAPTAIN'S LOG,

THE ARCADIAN STAR SYSTEM WE ARE APPROACHING

TO LOCATE AN OLD FRIEND. ON A MISSION

IS DOWN THERE, SPOCK? DO YOU THINK HARRY MUDD

OF HIS PRESENCE ON MOTHERLODE THE PROBABILITY

IS 81%, PLUS OR MINUS .53.

"MUDD'S PROBABLY THERE"? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY,

I JUST DID, DOCTOR.

CAPTAIN. APPROACHING PARKING ORBIT,

VERY WELL, MR. AREX.

YOUR PERCENTAGE IS. SPOCK, LET'S SEE HOW CLOSE

SHREWD AND INTELLIGENT. HEAVY METAL MINERS, Mudd: NOW, YOU'RE ALL

I'M OFFERING. THE INCREDIBLE VALUE SO YOU CAN APPRECIATE

WITH THIS MAGICAL LIQUID,

CAN RESIST YOU. NO PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

FAT, UGLY OR REPUGNANT. WHETHER YOU ARE YOUNG, OLD, IT MATTERS NOT

GENTLE BEINGS. NOTHING PERSONAL,

PROOF, HUMAN.

PROOF? BEHOLD.

I WAS LONELY FOR YOU. HARRY, DARLING,

BEHOLD.

MIRACLE SUBSTANCE ON MESELF, I PLACED A SINGLE DROP OF THIS

THIS YOUNG LADY. THEN SIMPLY TOUCHED

COME BACK TO THE SHIP WITH ME. PLEASE, DARLING,

HOW MUCH?

OR THE... THREE HUNDRED CREDITS,

THREE HUNDRED?

A BARGAIN, SIR.

IS WORTH ANY PRICE. TRUE LOVE

CAPTAIN KIRK.

MR. SPOCK. AND THE INELUCTABLE

GENTLEMEN. WELCOME TO MOTHERLODE,

A LITTLE LOVE? INTERESTED IN PURCHASING

IN YOU, HARRY. WE'RE INTERESTED

MANUFACTURE AND SWINDLING. FOR FRAUD, ILLEGAL DRUG

WELCOME TO MOTHERLODE, AS I SAID,

FEDERATION LAW. WHICH DOES NOT RECOGNIZE A CHARMING PLANET

CAN KEEP OUT OF THIS. SO YOU TWO

YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. ALL RIGHT, MUDD.

VIA AN ILLUSION? IS TRICKING YOU ARE YOU AWARE THAT HARRY MUDD

WHAT?

IS A RIGELIAN HYPNOID, THE SO-CALLED "GIRL"

PROJECTING A SIMPLE ILLUSION.

Mudd: NOW, FRIENDS.

BUT YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF UP. WE CAN'T ARREST YOU, HARRY.

NO.

THIEF.

WITH FREE WILL. I SURRENDER MYSELF

MERCY OF THE LAW.

A MICHING TRICK, KIRK. THAT WAS

EVEN THE LOVE CRYSTALS. EVERYTHING I OWN. YOU'VE COST ME ME SHIP,

I MAY JUST SUE YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, HARRY. FINE.

HE'LL LIVE. A MINOR BRUISE, CAPTAIN.

PERMANENTLY. ON THE ROBOT PLANET, HARRY, I THOUGHT WE LEFT YOU

OF HARCOURT FENTON MUDD. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE SPIRIT

I, UH, BORROWED A VEHICLE.

STOLE A SPACESHIP.

ON ILYRA VI. AND LEFT TO FIND HAVEN

POPULACE. AN INNOCENT AND FRIENDLY A CHARMING PLANET,

THE STARFLEET SPACE ACADEMY. TO WHOM YOU SOLD

HARRY...

A FRAUD.

TO GET TO SIRIUS IX. BUT SOLD FOR ENOUGH CREDITS

A BOON TO HUMANOID LIFE, WHERE I DISCOVERED

A MIRACLE LOVE POTION.

TO A THOUSAND INHABITANTS, WHICH YOU SOLD

FROM USING IT. WHO IMMEDIATELY BECAME ILL

THEIR UNUSUAL BIOCHEMISTRY. I HADN'T COUNTED ON

I LEFT IN HASTE. THE LOGICAL THING. SO, I DID

TO SWINDLE HONEST MINERS. AND CAME HERE

CAPTAIN. Mudd: THE LOVE POTION WORKS,

FROM MY SHIP... TO PROCURE SOME IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME

MR. SPOCK. PREPARE THE ARREST REPORT,

ON THE PRISONER, MISS CHAPEL. A MEDICAL REPORT Spock: I SHALL REQUIRE

OF COURSE, MR. SPOCK.

CONGRATULATIONS I THINK YOU DESERVE

FOR TRAPPING HIM SO CLEVERLY.

Spock: YOU EXAGGERATE, NURSE.

IS MORE PRECISE. THAT YOUR MEDICAL SUMMARY KINDLY SEE

I-INTELLIGENCE. A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUR MR. SPOCK IS REALLY

AN EFFICIENT OFFICER, YES.

IN THE, UH, WARMER EMOTIONS. BUT A TRIFLE LACKING

NOW, YOU, NURSE.

YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL GIFT

A FANTASTIC TOUCH. TO HEAL THE WOUNDED,

A WOMANLY, FEMININE QUALITY.

I APPRECIATE THAT.

WELL, THANK YOU. AND I SHOULD LIKE TO,

WHAT IS IT?

MY LOVE POTION.

DEAR NURSE CHAPEL. NOT ILLUSION, NOT TRICKERY,

TO CREATE LOVE. LIES THE POWER INSIDE THIS CRYSTAL

OF YOUR POTIONS BEFORE. UH, NO. NO, I'VE HEARD

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

THINK ABOUT IT, DARLIN'.

MR. SPOCK IN LOVE WITH YOU.

AHEAD, CAPTAIN. AN UNCHARTED STAR SYSTEM

WITH A CLASS-M PLANET. BINARY SUN

TO WARRANT INVESTIGATION. THAT'S RARE ENOUGH

LIEUTENANT AREX. AGREED. TAKE US INTO ORBIT,

MY DEAR. IT'S REALLY SO SIMPLE,

THEN TOUCH ANOTHER PERSON. ON YOURSELF, YOU RUB THE LIQUID

IN THAT PERSON? AND IT CREATES LOVE

MUDD, THAT IS TOTALLY ABSURD.

NO. IT IS INFALLIBLE.

BETWEEN MEN OR WOMEN. ONE TOUCH EVOKES FRIENDSHIP

LOVE. BUT BETWEEN WOMAN AND MAN,

GUARANTEED.

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. YOU'RE NOT SIMPLY

YOU ARE A SCIENTIST.

THIS LOVE CRYSTAL I URGE YOU TO TAKE

TO YOU. AS MY GIFT OF GRATITUDE

DEAR NURSE CHAPEL, TAKE IT,

YOUR OWN EXPERIMENT. AND CONDUCT

NOT THAT I BELIEVE YOU, BUT...

I COULD ANALYZE IT. WELL, I SUPPOSE

OF COURSE.

Arex: PARKING ORBIT STABLE.

ON DEFENSIVE STANDBY. WEAPONS SYSTEMS

OF INTELLIGENT LIFE. NO EVIDENCE

800 MILLIBARS, BREATHABLE. ATMOSPHERE AT SURFACE,

GRAVITY 1,2.

BUT WITHIN CLASS-M LIMITS. TEMPERATURE HOT,

THE RESULTS OF MY ANALYSIS. I'LL LET YOU KNOW

WOULD DESTROY IT, MY DEAR. LABORATORY TESTS

THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE USED? WHY NOT TEST IT

NO, I, UH...

AH, DARLIN', THINK.

WHAT I SAY IT DOES, IF IT DOES

MY DEAR. SPOCK WILL BE YOURS FOREVER,

AND RUB IT ON MY SKIN? I JUST BREAK THE CAPSULE

AND THEN TOUCH HIM.

WHAT IS IT?

AS THE LIQUID IS ABSORBED. A TEMPORARY EFFECT

IT'LL PASS.

I, UH, FEEL BETTER.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

YOU SHOULD...

HARRY. YOU SHOULD BE IN THE BRIG,

OH, RIGHT YOU ARE, DARLIN'.

WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND SPOCK?

YOU KNOW. CAN'T WASTE ANY TIME,

YES, I'LL DO THAT.

YES, NURSE?

I BROUGHT THE MEDICAL SUMMARY

MR. SPOCK. FOR THE ARREST REPORT,

OH, SORRY, SIR.

MISS CHAPEL? ARE YOU INJURED,

NO. NO, I--I'M-- I'M FINE.

FEELING ALL RIGHT? A-ARE YOU, UH,

PERFECTLY NORMAL.

TO THE REPORT. I WILL APPEND YOUR SUMMARY

MISS CHAPEL? WAS THERE SOMETHING ELSE,

WELL--WELL, STAY? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE ME TO, UM,

HELP YOU?

MISS CHAPEL. THAT WOULD BE ILLOGICAL,

YES.

YES. IT'D BE STUPID.

HARRY MUDD, YOU SWINDLING...

OH, NO.

TRIUMPHANT AGAIN. Mudd: HARRY MUDD,

BY NURSE CHRISTINE CHAPEL. IS A MEDICAL SUMMARY AND APPENDED HERETO

AH!

NURSE CHAPEL'S SWEET SUMMARY.

DEAR, LOVELY CHRISTINE.

ON YOUR GUARANTEE, MR. MUDD. I'VE COME TO COLLECT

CAPTAIN.

UM, DOCTOR.

I WISH TO REPORT A, UM,

A NUMBER OF VERY STRANGE, UM,

EMOTIONS.

-Kirk: WHAT? -WHAT?

NOT COMPLETELY SUCCESSFUL? YOU'RE IMPLYING THE POTION WAS

OH, NO, IT WAS.

OF MYSELF. I MADE A COMPLETE FOOL

HOW COLD VULCANS ARE. BUT YOU KNOW

FOR SPOCK TO... A BIT MORE TIME PERHAPS IT TAKES

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN, HARRY. YOU'RE THE SAME FRAUD

I COULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU. I DON'T KNOW HOW

LET'S NOT BE HASTY. RATIONALLY, MY DEAR, WELL, LET'S DISCUSS IT

DON'T PANIC, HARRY.

NOT KILL. THIS PHASER IS SET ON STUN,

ACTIVATE THE INTERCOM.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,

CRYSTAL WAS DEFECTIVE. UH, PERHAPS THAT PARTICULAR

I ASSURE YOU. HERE. TRY ANOTHER.

STOP IT!