TallBoyz

Oh!

Oh!

Who are you?

I'm Merlin the Magician.

And I call upon you, Peter James Brown.

Well, how do you know my name?

You are the chosen one.

The bearer of the holy sword Excalibur.

Oh...

You must recruit an army of fearless soldiers,

to bring peace to the...

To the... Okay, what are you...

Okay. Put... Stop that! Oh, sorry.

I thought it was my sword.

This is very expensive. This old thing?

There's only one of them!

Where was I?

We must find the ghost of Shashia

and solve his riddles.

Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there.

Uh, yeah, this whole thing just seems like a lot,

and I'm not really into it, so...

But you are the chosen one.

I mean, this is like a pretty big deal.

Yeah, I don't know.

Guess I'm not really feeling it.

So, you can hang on to that.

Gonna get out of your hair.

But, uh, hey, good luck with the whole beard thing.

Take it easy.

Would anyone like to be the King of England?

I accept your most noble of quests, mighty Merlin.

Finally a knight.

Uh, technically, this is a costume.

I'm half El Paladin, but sometimes

I cosplay as a knight.

Oh, great. You're a freaking nerd.

Okay, You need to give that back to me now.

No, I can do it. I swear.

No, no, no. You are not the chosen one.

Just let me try.

No, you're more of a bystander, you know?

- Whoa!

Oh, please, just get it out of me.

Can't.

Seems I'm not the chosen one.

Oh...

Looks like it's stuck in there until

the rightful heir shows up.

You have health insurance?

No.

Well, that's gonna hurt even more, nerd.

TallBoyz - S01E08 Fare is Fair

Hey, guys, I got to use the lavatory.

Have fun. Enjoy.

Would you mind playing some music

or something while I go? These walls are super thin,

and I don't like people hearing me.

No worries. You got it, dude.

Thanks.

When you got to go. Don't feel no shame.

Let that dookie out so you don't feel no pain.

Nice work!

Thanks for the Shawshank reference!

The Matrix!

My second favourite movie!

No, no! Oh my...!

What are you doing?! Aah!

Uh-oh.

This woman seems to want something.

Play it cool, man.

Excuse me?

Fine, and you? Uh...

Uh, yeah.

Sorry to bug you. Uh, my phone died.

Do you know how to get to 275 MacKenzie Street?

275 MacKenzie Street?

That's right next to my house.

And I'm on my way there now.

I could take her there, but then we'd be walking, like,

right next to each other the whole way there.

Walking. Am I right?

So awkward. No thank you.

I'll just give her the directions.

Let her walk ahead and follow a few steps behind.

Um, hey, I'm not following you.

Or maybe not.

I could lie and say I don't know where it is,

but she'd find it eventually.

And that place is for sale.

- What if she ends up buying it? You!

Oh, uh, moving.

Am I right?

Then I'd have to move back in with my parents.

Welcome home. We're all nudists now.

Ugh, so gross.

I'm just gonna straight up tell her,

and live with five minutes of awkwardness.

Eh, uh... Uh...

Oh my God, he's been standing there for so long.

Please don't say something creepy.

Can't do it.

I'll just walk around the block instead.

It's just right over there.

Hm.

Ah! And he didn't even hit on me.

Thank you for seeing me again.

Um, I really hope to get into heaven.

Uh, third time's the charm, right?

And your previous applications

have all been denied because of drinking?

Uh, it's not my fault.

If you just...

It says here your friends keep

pouring one out for you.

- Is that correct? Yes.

I can't believe it's been ten months.

This one's for you, Terry.

Oh, God. Not now, guys.

Remember Terry climbing the wall of the high school?

Oh, yeah, and then he fell through the roof

of the principal's office.

Didn't he get stuck in the ceiling?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was Terry!

- Yeah.

Who knew that asbestos would get him in the end?

Uh, IPA?

When did we start drinking IPA?

Mr. Evans.