Donovan's Brain

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HE'S COLD.

WE'LL BE HOME IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

HIS TEETH ARE CHATTERING.

YOU GONNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH THIS ONE, TOO?

HE IS COLD.

COME HERE.

HE'S RELAXING.

HE LIKES ME.

ME, TOO.

FRANK?

PATRICK.

AW, JAN,

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME.

GET WITH IT, WILL YOU, BABY?

FRANK!

HEY, FRANK!

OH.

NO.

OH, FRANK. COME ON.

OK, COLONEL. OK.

LAY OFF. STOP IT. READY FOR DUTY.

ALWAYS READY. YES, SIR, COLONEL.

JAN, PUT ON SOME COFFEE.

DON'T I ALWAYS PUT A POT OF COFFEE ON THE STOVE

BEFORE I PASS OUT? THERE'S LOTS OF COFFEE.

OH, MY DEAR DR. SCHRATT,

YOU SOBER UP WITH MORE GRACE

THAN ANYBODY I EVER SAW.

YOU'RE TERRIFIC. COME ON, LET'S GO.

ARE YOU KIDDIN'? LOOK.

NOPE.

FRANK, DON'T LET ME DOWN.

WHAT'S MORE USELESS THAN A SURGEON WITH A HANGOVER?

I'M A DRUNKEN ZERO. I PASS.

NO, YOU DON'T. I'D RATHER HAVE YOU

DO A CORNEAL TRANSPLANT FOR ME DRUNK

THAN ANYBODY ELSE SOBER.

LET'S GO, BOY.

YOU'RE BRILLIANT, BUT NOT NORMAL.

HEH HEH. SO ARE YOU,

BUT ARE YOU, AND WHO IS?

UHH.

GREAT.

COME ON, BOY. HIT THE SHOWERS.

TURN IN YOUR SUIT.

GET ME A LONG CAROTID THIS TIME, WILL YOU?

YES, INDEED.

CLEAN TO THE LAST TEENY PORE.

DARLING,

JUNIOR'S FALLING ASLEEP.

GOOD.

LOOK, HE'S THE FIRST

WHO'S NOT SCARED.

THAT'S A BREAK FOR US.

LESS PROBLEM WITH CLOTS.

PAT, COULDN'T I KEEP HIM

AS A PET?

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR PET.

SET HIM ON THE TABLE, HONEY.

HE'S SO YOUNG, SO TRUSTING.

HE TRUSTS ME. MUST BE JUST A BABY.

PAT...

THE OTHERS WERE TOO OLD. MAYBE THAT'S WHY WE FAILED.

THIS IS YOUR FIFTH TRY. IT SEEMS SO POINTLESS.

4 WASTED LIVES.

MONKEY LIVES, AND IS IT POINTLESS

FOR ANIMALS TO HELP SAVE HUMAN LIFE?

ONE SOLDIER, ONE MOTHER IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT,

ONE HALF-DROWNED BOY,

ONE BABY GIRL FEVERISH WITH FRECKLES AND A DIMPLE.

YOU'RE RIGHT, DARLING. I'M BEING SILLY.

THANKS, DEAR. NOW GO MAKE US

ONE OF THOSE WONDERFUL STEWS, WILL YOU?

SHE IS REALLY SOMETHING.

SO ARE YOU, PAL. OK, YOU'RE ON.

THIS IS THE DAY. I FEEL IT.

ME, TOO.

IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES,

WE'LL HAVE A MONKEY BRAIN...

ALIVE.

WELL, YES OR NO?

FRANK, THE PUMP.

NOW THE MOTOR.

JAN, CHECK THE OSCILLOGRAPH.

FOR THE FIFTH AND LAST TIME, I HOPE, NOTHING.

KEEP WATCHING IT.

FRANK, UP 5 MICROVOLTS.

Jan: AN ALPHA CURVE. FAINT, BUT IT'S HERE.

UP 5 MORE.

THE CURVE'S FIRM AND NORMAL.

Pat: HONEY, TAKE A LOOK.

IT'S SOMETHING, KIDS.

A BRAIN WITHOUT A BODY-- ALIVE.

IT'S WONDERFUL.

GREAT WORK, FRANK.

CONGRATULATIONS.

TERRIFIC, BUT I'M GLAD IT'S OVER.

ALL SET, DARLING.

IMMEDIATELY UPON REMOVAL,

2 ELECTRODES FASTENED TO CORTICAL TISSUE.

IF THAT'S FOR ME, I'M NOT HERE.

HELLO?

NO, DR. SCHRATT'S NOT HERE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT DR. CORY.

OH, HOLD ON A MINUTE.

PAT, IT'S THE CHIEF RANGER.

THERE'S BEEN AN AIRPLANE ACCIDENT.

HE THINKS SOME OF THE PASSENGERS

MAY STILL BE ALIVE.

WHY DON'T THEY GET FRANK?

HE'LL BE IN TOWN IN A HALF AN HOUR.

THAT HALF HOUR MIGHT SAVE A HUMAN LIFE.

THIS IS CORY. I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP.

WHERE DO I MEET YOU?

I'LL BE THERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

HONEY, TAKE CARE OF THINGS.

NOTES OF EVERYTHING, HUH?

I'LL WATCH EVERY SECOND.

YEAH.

OK, BOYS. SET HIM DOWN.

HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR PLACE, DOC?

IT'S ONLY A COUPLE OF MILES.

I DON'T THINK HE HAS A CHANCE,

BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY.

OK.

THIS WAY, FELLAS.

STILL LIVING?

PERFECT. SAME AS WHEN YOU LEFT.

WHAT ABOUT THE WRECK?

THREE DEAD, ONE SURVIVOR.

HE'S IN BAD SHAPE.

GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS, BOYS.

PUT THE HEAD RIGHT OVER HERE.

JAN, GIVE THEM SCISSORS.

EASY NOW, FELLAS.

FAST AS YOU CAN, CUT AWAY THE CLOTHES.

TUTTLE, HELP WITH THE SHEET THERE.

YOU'LL FIND 'EM IN THE SIDE DRAWER.

BETTER GET FRANK.

HE'S RUNNING A TEMPERATURE. I THINK HE'S ASLEEP.

WAKE HIM UP. GET HIM.

YOU PULL HIM THROUGH, DOC, YOU SHOULD BE SET FOR LIFE.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

THAT'S WARREN H. DONOVAN.

MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WORTH A HUNDRED MILLION.

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT ON YOUR FEE.

MONEY CAN'T HELP HIM NOW.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS. THANKS VERY MUCH.

THAT'S SWELL. YOU CAN GO.

FRANK'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.

HONEY, WE'LL NEED YOUR HELP.

WILL YOU GET THE GOWNS AND THINGS?

HURRY UP, FRANK.

WHY WEREN'T YOU IN YOUR OFFICE?

THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS MY OFFICE.

HOW BAD IS HE?

BOTH LEGS COMPLETELY GONE.

HIS CHEST IS CRUSHED.

TUTTLE, YOU BETTER GET INTO THE HOSPITAL.

IF WE PULL HIM THROUGH,

WE'LL NEED A LOT OF THINGS.

RIGHT. I'LL CALL YOU AS SOON AS I GET TO TOWN.

WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE BY THEN.

WE'LL NEED ADRENALINE,

AND I'D START PLASMA RIGHT NOW.

FRANK, YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CHEST.

I'LL DO THE LEGS.

CLAMP.

UH...

WHAT'S THE PULSE?

NONE.

I THINK HE'S GONE.

ADRENALINE.

LET FRANK DO IT.

RIGHT INTO THE HEART.

NOT A FLICKER.

TRY A MASSAGE.

STILL NOTHING.

ANY IDEA WHO THE POOR MAN WAS?

SOME MILLIONAIRE, NAME OF DONOVAN,

TUTTLE SAID.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

HMM.

ANY IDEAS?

I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED THIS MUCH TIME.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THAT.

THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME, PAT.

TUTTLE HATES MY GUTS.

HE'D LOVE TO SEE HIS BROTHER IN MY JOB.

WELL, YOU GO ON BACK TO BED.

I'LL TELL HIM YOU WERE SICK.

MAKE OUT THE DEATH CERTIFICATE FIRST, THOUGH.

THAT'S NOT MY DEPARTMENT.

WHY DON'T I PARK MR. DONOVAN IN THE GARAGE?

ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD EVERYTHING.

WATCH THE CURRENT, WILL YOU, FRANK?