Nalpathiyonnu

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Dear people

Swami Ullaasaananda Thiruvadigal has opened his eyes

Let's wait for Swami's next miracle

Yes, it's about to happen

The miracle is about to happen

Here come ashes out of thin air

Our dear Ullaasaananda Swami Thiruvadigal is hovering in air

and scattering holy ashes around

- He is distributing blessings for free - Hey

Oh holy cross

What the hell is this?

Look, there is nothing underneath

Do you get it?

This is the trick behind this miracle

Do you see that?

Go

Listen up everybody

Over here

Do you see the boiling oil?

Have a look

See that

I'm going to put

this key

into this boiling oil

- Here it goes - Yes

This key will be taken out

with bare hands

Lijo here will do it

Maashe (teacher)

I'm afraid, maashe

- Don't be afraid - No maashe

- Do you see? - I will burn my hand

Lijo is scared

Everyone will be scared

But a rationalist should be brave

Since Lijo is scared I will take it out with this hand

- With this hand - Maashu will do it

This is how it is done

Oh my God

He will spend the night in hospital

- Now take it out - My hand is fine

Didn't I say you will be fine?

Move aside

Look who's here

This trick is done with the juice of a lemon

- Just a tiny lemon - Lemon juice boils faster than oil

You think it's oil but it's not

Each and every belief is a bubble

I've written a new book that exposes such lies

'God as a businessman'

Only Rs. 100 per copy

So this is another business

You put your hand into it again? Blow at it

Silence

If anyone comes up to you with such tricks

Will you take him for God?

What do we learn from this?

Man can't be God, can he?

Now you tell me

Does God exist?

- Come on, tell me - Yes

Does God exist?

Yes, God exists

So God exists

How can you be sure?

If you ask me God exists or not

Maybe there is a God, maashe

Why don't you prove that there is no God, maashe?

How can I prove something that doesn't exist?

The future generation is promising

Okay, you tell me

Is it God who looks after us?

Maashe, God is all-powerful

God can do anything but can we?

- That boy is smart - Did you drown in alcohol?

So this is what you think

That God is everywhere and can do anything

Let's see how

I will give your God three minutes

It's a simple challenge

Make me sneeze

Can your God do that?

Within three minutes

Oh God

Will God get a trophy for this sneezing contest?

- This man is nuts - Is he really a teacher?

He will mislead these children Let's go

Friends, we are about to witness a contest against God

You are watching a tough sneezing contest between God

and C.S. Ullaaskumar maashu, the stalwart of Kerala Rationalists' Movement

The rival is a fighter C.S. Ullaaskumar maashu

Did he have steamed cake today? See how he is letting off steam

Maashu is holding his breath and dignity at the cost of his life

These are unpredictable moments, friends

The rival is a fighter C.S. Ullaaskumar maashu

We are moving on to the last minutes of the contest against God

This will be over in 10 seconds

Oh God make him sneeze

Save your face, God

Will Ullaaskumar maashu win?

God this is your last chance to prove yourself

And that's the end of three minutes Oh God, Ullaaskumar maashu has won

See, it's as simple as that

Maashe

- Hats off to you, maashe - Thank you

Hey Vaavaachi

Did you have a bath?

No, I didn't drink, I'm sober

I asked if you had had a bath not a drink

Hey, make sure that your feet don't touch the water

I'll have to jump in for that

Amma (mother)

- Tea - I'm coming

Fix that motor quickly

Ullaas hasn't had his tea

And without tea he can't have his newspaper

- Amma, where's my tea? - In a moment

Couldn't you find anybody else to repair the motor?

What's wrong with him?

Everything about him is wrong

Just sit there and gulp down your newspaper

Oh no

Hey Ullaasa

Come quickly (whimpering)

You have polluted my water you good-for-nothing

- Pull him out - Don't shake the rope

Yes, here he is

Red salute comrade

- Red salute indeed - He deserves it

Have they started?

Come on give your share

Kuttan aashaari, it's our programme Where's your share?

- Go trouble somebody else - What's the hurry?

Hey Eagle

Why don't you leave your black tea and show us some moves?

- I'm taking a break - I'll check out the stage

Come on everybody put your share in this bucket

Sister, comrade Let's go over there

Lift it up

- Careful - Stop that

Stop

What's this?

Onam (a festival)

- Didn't we agree on harvest festival? - Yes

But the public should know what it is

- That's true - We've not written Vamana Jayanthi

It's just Onam

This won't work

- This will give out the wrong message - Maashe, it's already been printed

- Just let it be - That's impossible

You read the minutes from the 10th committee

Comrade, we discussed and agreed to it

I'll not allow this on stage

You see

We should be alert on all matters related to our party

In a similar situation, the great Lenin

- Hey, take it away - This happened during their Onam too

- Their Onam? - Of course

- Oh - Yes I know all about it

It's one thing to talk about changing the world

Thanks to some of us who recite Ramayana and celebrate festivals

we are still here or else...

This is the only place where it's left to bloom

Who cares if it blooms or withers Take it away right now

- What's it? - Hey Vaavaachi

Go away, you

Don't worry Nambiar chetta (brother) You can use the flex for your chicken coop

Hey Kanna, give me the matchbox

That Ullaas is so full of himself

What's the point saying what he did in the past?

He is not an office-bearer of the party anymore

Nambiar chetta

Is the word bullet written anywhere on this bike?

It's not

But when it runs and makes that thumping sound

everybody knows that it's bullet

That's the thing about Ullaas maashu

For us Ullaas maashu is the party

- Isn't it so? - Of course

Those who took tickets for Chekkunnu can get off here

For Chekkunnu, please get off here

Make it fast

Mambaram, Koothuparambu Kathiroor, Thalasherry

Make it fast Alright, let's move

Let's go

Hello

Friends

Sorry, comrades

Mike testing

- How's that? - Switch it off

Oh my God

Jeni I'm fed up with you

Why don't you sit quietly for sometime?

When the whole village is celebrating Onam

I'm stuck with this stupid sewing

Oops!

Are you hurt?

Stop crying

Aren't you amma's sweetheart?