Bolero

If they only were Rudy, I wouldn't take another step.

But there's only one Rudy.

She's a bit of all right.

She's driving me completely mad, that's for sure.

Just one Rudy...

...and so many millions and millions of us.

Let's get out of here!

Hurry up, Mac! They're coming!

Here they come!

Hurry!

Be my sheba and ride with me...

- Yes, yes, yes! ...over the sand dunes.

Kiss me, Rudy! Kiss me quickly!

God, I could've loved her.

I could've, too.

Do you realize that tomorrow we are finally free?

We can actually ride across the sand dunes and be loved.

Actually lie down and be loved.

We're so overdue, as we both know too well.

Everything in its time, Mac.

We are now possibly the most overeducated young women in the country.

But in the ways of love, we're kindergarten toddlers!

Cat, fantastic idea...

let's not start our graduation trip in Paris.

- God. - No.

Let's start... I love this...

let's start by galloping across the burning sand dunes of Morocco

in the arms of a real sheik!

Yes. We can spend our nights learning of ecstasy.

What a beautiful word... ecstasy.

- E-X-T... - No, no, no.

- E-C-S-T... - Let's go wallow in it!

Mac, I don't know.

No... you're serious?

Do the backstroke in it!

- You are serious. - Then you'll go?

- Do I have a choice? - No.

Good! I don't like choices.

Congratulations to you, Miss Pipps.

Tomorrow the Sahara.

Blood on the sand.

Well done, Miss McGillvary.

Cotton, stop the car. Stop the car!

I'm sorry.

I just have to do something that I've been dreaming about for years.

I'm sorry.

Who's that?

I believe that's the attorney.

What's he so happy about?

He probably liked the entertainment.

Cotton, I'm so sorry.

I've embarrassed you.

How awful for you.

But, you see, I just had to do this.

I had so many years of being so very, very proper,

I got claustrophobia!

You're terribly embarrassed.

Can you ever forgive me?

That's not my position.

Not your position?

No, miss.

You mean because you drive that great big car

you cannot not forgive a person for something?

That more or less covers it.

Because you drive the car?

Yes.

Then I'll drive the car.

Now, you can or cannot forgive me?

You'll drive the car?

Does that mean that I'm fired?

If that's what it takes to allow you to answer.

I haven't been without a job since I was 13 years old.

Okay, okay. What was the question?

Oh, yes. Do I forgive you for having embarrassed me?

That was the question.

At first, I was puzzled.

Then, well, then...

- You were embarrassed. - No.

I'm glad.

No, I was amazed at how much you'd changed

since the last time I saw you without any clothes.

- Without any cl... - I think you were three or four.

You've grown well.

I think that was nicely said.

Now, would you like your old job back?

Is it still available?

It is if you'll be my friend and talk to me.

I haven't much to say.

But you'll say it?

Let's get the hell out of here.

He's a pretty spiffy-looking attorney.

I believe today's the day I become an excessively rich little bitch.

You'll still be my friend, Cotton.

If that's the only way I can keep my job.

That's the only way.

A pretty tough way to keep a job.

Well, I'm told life is not easy.

Hi.

Miss Ayre McGillvary, I am Robert Stewart,

one of your late father's army of solicitors.

I mean you no disrespect...

not at all, to the contrary...

but I wish when I had graduated,

I'd been cheeky enough to do what you did.

Bloody marvelous.

I give you my diploma, and you give me what?

Gee whiz, it's Cotton.

I think I own the whole world.

Well, at least all the good parts of it.

Now we must watch our steps, in every sense of the word,

as we wind our way to the casbah.

Come.

We should have a policeman with us.

Don't you think we should have a policeman with us?

They wouldn't be welcome here.

Actually, it is more dangerous for them than for you.

Life is not without its risks,

compounded, of course, a bit more here in the casbah.

Hey, Mohammed! Look, look, look, look!

I am still eh-scared.

Oh, Cat! I'll protect you with my life if necessary.

Protect me? You're half naked.

They will get you first.

No. No... They'll what?

Make you no more a virgin.

Well, isn't that what we're here for?

This door... it may this very night hold in its bosom your sheik.

Shall we see?

We can ask Allah for one authentic sheik.

Two, if he would be so kind.

I like that.

Don't you like that, Cat?

I like that.

Yeah, I like it.

Come.

So sweet.

Sweet!

He's beautiful.

Catalina, look.

- Mac, look at that! - Look!

What do the camels do?

They are for sale.

Cotton, wouldn't you just love one?

"Love" may be too strong a word.

Allah is kind.

Miss, your sheik.

Miss, your sheik!

A sheik?

Yes. He is a young one.

A pup, you might say.

He comes from the south,

across uncountable miles of sand.

His father... his father's a great pasha.

- Catalina, do you see him? - No.

Well, look!

He could be your sister.

Miss, would you like to meet the sheik now?

I'll wait here, thank you.

If you'll stay with me, Cotton.

We'll stay here.

You're not gonna pass on a real sheik!

There is only one.

Being beginners, that's probably enough for both of us right now.

But if you're too "eh-scared," I'll brave this one myself.

Okay.

We wait?

Go.

Honorable Sheik, allow me to introduce this American lady to you.

She has come all the way from her country just to meet you.

How do you do?

Well, thank you. And you?

You are a vision.

Thank you.

You may go now.

Miss McGillvary?

Thank you. I'll be fine.

Please tell my friends I'll rejoin them in a minute.

As you wish.

Sit here, if you like.

Please.

I never dreamed that there was anyone...

anyone on this Earth like you,

and if there was, I should ever look upon her.

And now I am.

Allah is being too kind.

No, it is you that is too kind.

What did that man say?

You've come to meet me?

Yes.

Why? May I know why?

Well, it's a long story.

Does it have a short answer?

Yes, it does.

Is it possible that I may hear it?

Well, it's going to sound so stupid now.

I have come all this way

to give you something you may not even want.

My virginity.

I've never been given this gift before.

Is it true?