Rizzoli & Isles

Aw, come on! It'll be fun!

- No. It's freezing. - Great!

Look, nobody else is out here. It's just you and me.

All right, look, I'm getting in.

- Seriously. - Go!

Just give me one good reason why you won't.

- Um... it's cold. - Okay.

- It's dirty. - Yeah.

- I don't want to. - Is that it? That's so boring.

Now, that I like!

That was unexpected. I like it. That's good.

Come on! Whoo!

Whoa, that's cold! Whoo!

Come on! Yeah, the water's fine!

Cathy! Come on! Take a picture!

The water's fine!

- Cathy? - Oh, my god!

Cathy, it's okay.

- What's going on? - Look!

- You need a theme. - I've got a theme.

- What? - Booze.

People can drink at home. You need to... amp up the fun.

- Yeah, like, great music can do that. - Yeah, get a jukebox.

I got a jukebox in the back. It's busted, though.

I'm gonna get it fixed.

It's got every tune ever done by Tiffany on it.

That explains why it's busted.

- You need a theme. - For a jukebox?

Yeah, Maura's right. And ...

And you know what? You should switch it up.

Like, one week, do '80s hair bands. And the next week, do Southern rock.

You know, I think a little consistency would be better.

Like, all Josh Groban all the time.

I like it. That way, the bar would be consistently empty.

We would always have seats.

The bar will be full. I'm working on live music.

And you will always have seats.

Detective Kors... um, uh...

Dirty Robber. This is Vince.

Angela, what do you think the place needs?

- Yeah, Ma, you're unusually quiet. - I'm thinking.

- Paging Dr. Isles... - No, this is a job for two, Dr. Rizzoli.

What's up, Mom?

- Nothing. - Mm.

Résumés? This about the job hunt?

- Job hunt. How is it going? - It's not.

Nobody wants to hire a woman of a certain age.

They want to hire a 22-year-old.

Well, statistically speaking, that's not true.

Although some jobs do require more youthful employees,

I think if you just expand your universe to just ...

Really? Statistics now?

- There's comfort in numbers. - Not for me.

Résumés sent out ... 37. Job interviews ... one.

Jobs gotten ... zippo.

- Ah. - Rizzoli.

- Isles. - Korsak.

- Hey, I got to call you back. Yeah. - Do it, yeah. We'll be right there.

Thank you.

- I'm sorry. Ma. - Yeah, okay, forget it.

We'll talk about it later?

Okay, go. Go solve crimes. I'm staying here.

Hey, Vince.

Gonna stay and hang some of your posters, okay?

Oh, that's very nice of you, Angela. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm very generous.

I'm also eating for free.

- Ha. - Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Korsak.

I'm here about the job.

Oh, you'll just have to leave your résumé.

We're gonna have to reschedule. I'm sorry.

- You got any experience? - Not really. I'm just 22.

You'll be fine.

5x14 - "Foot Loose"

- Well, this is a first. - I've seen it once.

Is there anything that you haven't seen once before?

- You cutting me slack. - Come on, tell us.

Oh, guy fell off a sailboat. Probably drunk.

Probably urinating. When a man stands up to urinate,

his center of gravity is high but the lifeline to the sailboat deck is low,

so without a hand to steady himself ...

Got it. You... Back to your guy.

Yeah, drunk, fell off a boat, died of a heart attack in the water.

Both feet washed up in a couple of days. Never found the rest of him.

- So... his feet were detachable? - Well, everyone's are ... kind of.

The tendons connecting the foot to the leg are thin,

so they dissolve and break away in the seawater.

Another reason I hate the ocean.

- What are the other reasons? - It's full of drunk guys peeing in it ...

I think that's enough.

Well, the buoyancy of the running shoe

caused the detachable foot to rise to the surface.

The current would wash it right to this beach.

So there could be a body on its way.

Yep. Got guys in the harbor searching.

They may find it first.

Maura, can you even tell us anything from just a foot?

I'll be able to tell how the foot was separated.

- Big fish could do that. - You've seen that ... once.

- I didn't say "once." - And once I examine the bones,

I'll be able to check for damage from the impact of a jump.

Yeah, we'll have Nina check surveillance cameras on bridges.

Yeah, we'll also check missing persons,

see if somebody went out for a jog and didn't come back.

- Call us if you find anything. - All right.

Detective Rizzoli.

Tell us about the serial murderer dumping body parts into Boston harbor.

Who tipped them off?

- Looks like they got the same call we did. - Mm-hmm.

What do you got, doc?

Well, based on the condition of the tissue,

the foot was in the water for less than 24 hours.

- What about impact damage? - None. This wasn't a jumper.

- It was sawed off. - Ugh.

Looks like somebody's doing a thorough body disposal.

Anything else?

Well, the sneaker is a specialty brand

used by serious runners ... it has a zero drop.

Wait, wait, wait. You're losing me.

A zero-millimeter differential in height from heel to toe,

which provides a wider range of motion,

strengthening the foot, forcing it to work harder.

Forcing it to work harder?

I'll never buy these.

What's that?

Uh, the wear pattern.

- There's more of it on the outside. - Supination.

The user rolled along the outside of the foot.

Maybe you can give a description of the shoe

- to other precincts. - So if we find other shoes,

- we can compare the wear patterns. - Yeah.

Well, we've gone over all the accident reports.

So far, no people ... or feet ...

- have been reported missing. - I'll keep looking here.

I'll keep looking everywhere else.

Are we playing video operation?

These are body parts that have washed up on beaches

in the Northeast over the last 10 years.

Ohh.

Uh, Jane doesn't like the ocean.

Well, that's not why, but I'll add it to the list.

I like the ocean, but don't get me started on lakes.

- Why? Lakes are great. - There's no current.

Have you ever seen what settles on the bottom?

Great. Now you've ruined lakes.

Nina, is there any connection

between these body parts and our foot?

Not yet. But take a look at this.

Since 2007, 11 different feet have washed up in Canada

on the shores of British Colombia. No one knows why.

So they don't have anything. Eh, we don't have anything.

We've got a little more than that ...

another body part washed up.

- A foot? - A torso.

You're gonna need more screens.

Thanks, Mr. Pompilio.

Uh, can you get his contact information?

- Anything from the fisherman? - Yeah, he's a local.

Comes down once a month. Casts off the pier.

And he saw the torso wash up, but he didn't see

- where it came from. - It's illegal to cast off the pier.

He caught us a torso. Maybe we'll let it slide.

Similar saw markings to the ones on the foot.

Can you tell if it's the same saw?

No, the blade markings won't be that specific,

but this is a rough cut made with a ripping blade.

- Definitely a murder. - Yeah, we just... don't know why or of who.

Detectives, is this the work of a serial killer?

Ma'am, y-you can't ... we're just opening the investigation.

Somebody tipped them off again?

- We know one thing's for sure. - Come on.

We got a leak in the department.

Ohh. That's what posters are for.

- Hey! - Hey.

I need your Jane Hancock.

Whoa. I don't actually work here.

I don't love you, Louis.

I don't, do not, love-o, no-o. Goodbye, Louis.

Okay, I'll sign.

- Louis? - Yeah.

Well, he's a little obsessive.

That's what makes him so good at his job.

He never misses a detail. His bosses love him.

Do you love him?

Of course I love him. He's fantastic.

He wants us to move in together. Son of a bitch.

- And you don't want to? - No.

Because you're worried he'll... find out who you really are

- and see all your flaws? - Yeah.

Don't you think he's a little afraid, too?

Louis? No. Mnh-mnh, no. He's perfect.

Louis is a man?

Yeah, well, then he's not perfect.

No!

What's your problem, Louis? Back off.

She doesn't want to talk to you right now.

Angela.

Yeah, well, don't call back until...

- Margaret. - ... till Margaret calls you.

- How did he take it? - Yeah, not so good.