Liv and Maddie

No, dad, no. Okay. It needs to go up.

More. More. Up more.

Down a tiny bit.

Perfect. Twin sister officially welcomed.

Bam! What?!

Okay... mom? Mm?

Snack update. Where's Liv's favorite dip?

Oh, you mean this dip?

You two are eating the dip?!

This is Wisconsin.

You can't welcome people home without dip!

You two are officially banned from the "welcome home" zone!

Maddie, honey, if you're freaking out

because your sister Liv is coming home, then...

Then we should talk.

Mom... she's my twin. My built-in best friend.

I'm not freaking out.

Of course I'm freaking out!

Starting tomorrow, I'm going to school

with my celebrity sis.

And we have the same face,

yet she's "the cute one."

Hey. Hey, guys.

There's a bunch of people with cameras on our lawn.

Ohh! Oh!

I'll miss you, paparazzi.

When I walk through this door, I will be just

another regular 15-year-old girl.

I just finished the final season of my smash-tastic tv show...

oh... it was one of those super-realistic shows

where kids suddenly break into song for no reason.

And I loved Hollywood, and I was offered,

like, a quizzillion other shows and movies.

But I missed my family, and it was time to come home.

Aah! You stole my face!

I had it first. Ohh!

Take notes. That's what it looks like

when a girl is happy to see you.

Thanks, Parker. And this is what it looks like

inside my armpit. Ohh!

Ohh! I was so worried you guys had grown up when I was away.

Yeah, there's no chance of that happening.

Uh, the people who gave you life

are still waiting for their hug.

Sorry about the camera-palooza.

They're just here for my homecoming. Oh, who cares?

All my babies are under one roof.

Pull it in. Tighter. Family photo time. Okay.

Okay. Okay, let me see if I can do this.

Let me just do this. Okay. Okay. That's the best angle.

Pick your face up... okay...

No, no, my good side.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm learning. I'm learning. Mom, if you could get my good side.

Okay. Hold on. Let me... wait.

O-okay.

Mom. Mom, mom, mom. Mom... okay. Okay...

I got this.

Okay, people, say "dazzleberry!"

Dazzleberry!

Okay, returning fashionista, which glasses should I go with...

Green... purple?

Mm... mm... mm.

If I were you, I'd go with contacts

and a little bit of mascara.

How great is this?

Liv and Maddie, back in the same room together?

Oh, I got you a little welcome-home gift.

Ta-da!

O... m... wowza!

Take a diva moment.

we heard a noise. Everything okay?

Liv and Maddie are best friends,

but being a twin can get intense.

In sixth grade, there was an incident

with a curling iron.

In my defense, who sneaks up behind someone

and tries to curl their hair?

I have a huge scar. It's right here.

Okay, well, it's here somewhere. I'm gonna find it.

It's horrible.

I am so glad you're home.

There is something I have been dying to talk to you about.

This is about a boy!

How do you know that? When you get nervous,

you still play with that charm bracelet that I gave you.

Anyway, back to the boy. Is he cute?

Are you nosey and sparkly?

Then he is cute!

Okay... spill.

Okay, well, his name is Diggie... Mm-hmm.

And he's the Captain of the basketball team.

And you know that competitive thing I get

where I grind my opponents into submission?

He has it, too.

Wow! Blush much?

Someone has a serious case of the Diggies!

I do.

This is so great to talk about. Ha ha!

I'm actually kinda hoping he asks me

to the dance this weekend. And he hasn't exactly...

Oh! Speaking of dance.

I have the series finale of

do you want a sneak peek?

uh, Liv, this is great, but...

We were talking about Diggie, so...

Oh, absolutely.

But in my defense, you haven't even seen the best part!

what did you think?

I think you cut me off when I was talking about

something really important to me.

Liv, you're the first person I've even mentioned Diggie to.

Well, Maddie, you're the first person I've shown this to.

Except for everybody on the plane.

They all thought it was amazing.

You know what I think is amazing?

I actually thought we were gonna talk about me for once.

Oh... we...

We weren't... we weren't listening.

Neither was she.

Oh, you know what?

I'm just gonna hold on to this curling iron

for the next few years.

Parker, what are you doing in the garage?

Do mom and dad know you're awake?

I doubt it. They're too focused on Liv and Maddie

to notice anything we're doing.

I spent all afternoon on the roof

with a homemade catapult

blasting joggers with buckets of mashed potatoes.

Ha! You know what? You're right.

They didn't say a word

when I made beans and didn't clean the pot.

Okay, yeah, the two of us are using our freedom

a little differently.

Okay, wait. If we can get away with anything...

We should team up for something... big.

You mean take the car and drive to Vegas?!

Okay, smaller.

Let's put this tv in our room.

But mom and dad said that we can't have a tv in our room.

Mom and dad who?

What if our room wasn't... Our room?

What if it was our... Bro cave?

Ah! Bro cave! I love it!

What's a bro cave?

Forget this crummy garage. In our bro cave,

we would have everything we want,

and we'd never have to leave our room.

Uh, tv, food, a hot tub with a high dive.

That invisible zebra you're always talking to.

I was 4! Let it go!

Bro, no parents, no twins.

Just you and me

blasting mutant videogame bunnies

in our underwear!

Close your eyes...

And let me take you there.

Never gets old.

Is it just me, or is Liv moving home

gonna be harder than we thought?

It's not gonna be easy, but we'll make it work.

We just have to have eyes in the back of our heads.

Mmm. Sure, there's four of them and we're outnumbered,

but we are smarter than they are.

Mm, oh, yeah.

Unlike the Johnsons next door.

I'm pretty sure it was their jerk kid Ernie

who hit me with a glob of mashed potatoes earlier.

Oh.

Oh!

Boom. Boom. Boom!

Send!

You guys are so sweet. Thank you so much.

I so wasn't expecting that.

Okay, mom and dad. Initiate turtle mode!

Dad coaches my basketball team,

and mom's the school psychologist.

And of course Liv knew this when she was living in Hollywood.

But knowing it and feeling the shame of them walking

past you in the hall

are two completely different things.

Think we've embarrassed them enough?

Not quite.

Hi. Maddie.

I'm sorry about last night.

I really wasn't trying to get you all grumpelstiltskin.

That's okay. You were just excited to show me your video.

Well, I'm glad we're okay.

Did you want to see it again? No.

What's up, Rooney?

'Sup, Diggie?