Steven Universe

And Steven!

They told me there wasn't enough room

on the road for the universe.

And I told them, the universe is my road.

Vroom, vroom!

Steven? Steven?

Oh, hey, Connie!

Thanks for letting me practice, dad.

This car's great!

But I think it might be too small to live in.

Ah, the Van's still home sweet home.

I just thought now that I'm swimming in dough,

why not get a new car?

A new car?

But it's got this big "used" sticker on it.

I like to think of it as more "experience" than "used."

This baby's a dondai supremo

from the era of frosted tips,

mood rings, slap bracelets.

You know, before you kids were born.

What a time to be alive.

I've had my eye on the dondai since way back when.

I loved that car.

I wanted that car.

Also, these things are crazy on the road.

Front wheel suspension, tons of ponies.

But best of all...

It has a tape deck!

Give me a wash, old man.

Uh, right away, young man.

Is that...?

Kevin!

I didn't say iron the socks.

I said I want my socks pressed.

Whoa... wait, wait.

Careful with the tires, grandpa.

I got a big race today,

and my car has to look as beautiful as me.

Back off, Kevin! He's not a grandpa!

He's just a regular pa!

Have we met before?

I think I'd remember a twerp like you.

You do remember a twerp like me!

You... you just look like another guy we know.

That's impossible. There's only one...

Kevin.

Hey! He forgot to...

Eh, what do I care? I'm rich.

I hate Kevin!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Watch the four letters, schtuball.

Hate's a strong word.

It's a strong feeling, too.

Do you know that guy?

Well, kinda.

When we fused into stevonnie,

we met him at the dance and...

he was a creep!

Steven!

That's five letters!

He kept asking us to dance with him,

even though we said no.

It was really... Uncomfortable.

He didn't even care about how we felt... at all!

I had no idea that happened.

I'm really sorry.

That guy, he's not even worth the time of day.

Don't even give him the satisfaction

of thinking about him.

Thanks, Mr. universe.

Still mad about Kevin?

Yes.

Me too.

You don't seem mad.

I'm thinking mad.

I still feel like there's something big

I want to say to him, you know?

Something to make him think, like we're thinking.

Yeah. Too bad we can't just race against him...

to use the first place ribbon

to wipe that smug look off his face!

But we're kids.

Kids can't drive. That's against the law.

We weren't kids when we met Kevin.

I smell what you're steppin' in.

Ew.

Ugh! My practice didn't pay off at all!

That was so bad!

I know, baby, I'm the worst.

Anyone else think they can beat me

and my himitsu x-12 on the downhill course,

step right up.

Come on, how am I going to get a cool-down lap

if no one wants to go?

I'll race you!

Huh?

Ah! Aah!

Ha! Is that a '96 supremo?

Uh...

I think it's a dondai?

A supremo is a dondai!

Wow. Really?

Are you saying you don't know

the true power of the supremo?

- Uh... - Ha!

That's why I knew those brats

at the car wash... they're you!

Your whole "two kids in a beautiful trench coat" routine

won't fool me this time, so don't even try it!

You don't know what you're talking about.

I'll show you what I'm made of when I beat you at this race!

Heh. I see what's going on here.

Do you?

You've had a taste of Kevin,

and now you're obsessed.