Searching for the Elephant (펜트하우스 코끼리) (펜트하우스 코끼리)

Who's there?

This is the Seocho Police.

Is this Hyun-woo Choi?

Yes.

May we come up?

One minute.

Yes, come up.

Sorry.

Morning, Mr. Hyun-woo Choi?

We have a missing person...

Can we come in?

I dated her 5 years and this is how it ends.

She's probably out...

Hey, hey!! Enough!!

This is bigger than I thought.

Got any tools?

- Tools? - Yeah.

We're going! We're going!

Everywhere reminds me of her. Everywhere.

Amazing? All couples. All this people in pairs!

How do they all manage to find right one?

Should have done more things when we were together.

I really want to get out of this city.

Why am I dumped?

I'm a decent guy...

Let it be.

Who knows how your life is going to change.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello...

Hello?

Hello?

What? What did you say?

Take photos of a cat at a zoo?!

Look I'm meeting someone. Let's talk later.

Knuckle head.

You should try to find some inner peace.

Inner what?

Now where would I buy inner peace.

I bet money would make a woman stay...

Love might be for sale, but money is not the currency.

You are seeing someone?

Let's call it a night.

You need to go to the zoo, and search for the elephant.

Remember? When we were kids, we went to the Chang-Kyung Zoo.

Man, you remember the strangest things...

Where would you like to fix today?

I suggest tightening the chin line...

How much?

Let me finish inside.

Wednesday?

Yeah...

Where did you park today? unidentified caller

Ms. Mi-young Kim for surgery on Wednesday.

It's Mi-young 'KANG'.

Well, Wednesday then.

We are in dire need of Siberian tiger offsprings.

Last year, the female died all of a sudden.

Even back then we used Viagra

to tiger porns...

but he just wouldn't mate.

So we are bringing him a new bride from China.

But first, we need a real size photo of our male

to show it to the bride candidates. So we would know

which female feels attracted to our male.

Isn't it good?

Think of it as taking an engagement picture.

Later on, we can also use your photos as PR materials.

Sir, I don't have to go in there to take these photos?

- Don't be scared. - No... it's not that...

These days, he gets fed so much,

he veggies out all day.

He is not hungry at all.

Maybe that's why he has no desire for sex.

Anyway, thank you

for helping us preserve

the heritage of our tiger, the national symbol.

- Ye... yes. Sir? - Yes?

Where would elephants be?

Elephants?

Lecher!

Not a day went by, when I didn't think about you.

It's been 12 weeks since we've met again...

and my past 12 years

feels so faint to me...

doesn't seem real.

I'm sure as much as you've lost in those years,

You've gained a lot as well.

This place being one of them.

And it seems, I too have turned out okay.

Can't tell you how glad I am to see you all successful.

Don't you have any security cameras in your building?

Fuck no, I always thought it was too expensive.

I have no clue who did this.

The motherfucker even knows my cell number.

Wait, Hyun-woo, hold on a sec.

The midterm scores are out.

Again you came in dead last in the class!

Bend over!

Go sit in the corner and assume the position!

Hey, something's come up. Gotta go.

What? A Chinese tiger bride to preserve the national symbol?

Who knows what that crazy man was talking about.

But he is better than me.

At least, the tiger gets to fornicate with taxpayer's money.

It's okay. It's been taken care of.

Gee... you didn't have to...

It was delicious as always.

Same here.

I should go and start closing up.

Right, the boss should go and do her job.

Hey, the night is still young. How about another round?

Must get lonely?

I would feel lost

all alone here.

Just find it again. Whatever it is just find it again.

Isn't there only one way to find what's been lost?

Stop looking,

and just wait.

What were you up to in those 12 years when you went missing?

I waited.

- I waited. - What?

Love.

Ever felt that spiritual force through the eyes of the beloved?

If you stop looking, it will come back to you.

The package was here with this card.

I thought it was a gift. I didn't think much of it.

Dr. Yoon, I'm so sorry.

No, no... It's okay. It's been a rough day.

Please help these gentlemen, and go home early today.

Maybe it's a petty thief.

We also lost a nurse's uniform.

Who knows? Maybe some sore about

past surgery results...

If you made my tits lop-sided,

I would send you a snake.

What about you?

You moan like a bitch over a girl like a cheesy teenager.

Gee... I guess I should be more like you.

Screwing everything that moves. That must be the man's life.

It's alright. Don't worry. It's his hobby.

In my opinion, you don't know what women want...

In my opinion, I think you have a very small penis.

That's why you fuck around

to make up for the depravity.

Hey, hey!

Hyun-woo did you find the elephant?

Elephant? What elephant?

It's been such a long time.

Luxury escort.

The masterpiece of my life. Come here!

- Slow down. - Not wearing any?

I wonder where the elephant grave is...

It's like a country papered with hostess bars.

I wonder where all those women end up...

Fuck... what the hell am I talking about?

Deep in the forest, who will come to drink the small fountain?

At dawn, a rabbit awakes rubbing its eyes,

it has come to wash its face...

Enough.

Enough!!!

Unable to get over a girl...

Hyun-woo Choi attempted to commit suicide.

He cannot even succeed in taking his own life,

I am sure with more effort, he will get better results.

What do you think?

In the case of Mr. Choi, suicide attempts have

failed despite his endeavors.

It is imperative that he try such diverse methods as electrocution,

gas asphyxiation, overdose...

Hush, hush.

Just read the teleprompter like you're suppose to...

Hyun-woo Choi, throw it. I dare you.

As you can see, that Mr. Choi's will power

- I, too feel disappointed. - is truly disappointing.

Next is sports,

To support the national team,

20,000 soccer fans have gathered

for the match with Japan.

Don't you ever get sick of soccer?

High class escorts...

Korea is becoming the 'sex heaven' for tourists.

High class escorts...

monthly pay of...

25 million won.

Robots with the exact same plastic surgery.

The plastic surgery industry, is struggling with the recession...

Your golden days are over...

You call yourselves doctors?

This city has more plastic surgery hospitals than Starbucks?

The Korean financial market looks gloomy.

Korean-American bankers.

Because you can't make it in the states...

you geeks come here

and hook up with gold-digging women.

You act as if you know the price of everything,

yet you people know the value of nothing.

Hyun-woo Choi!