Mang Kepweng Returns

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"LADY, HERE'S SOME FOOD"

"BECAUSE OF THE KINDNESS YOU'VE SHOWN..."

"PLEASE ACCEPT THIS MAGICAL BANDANA"

"USE ITS POWER TO CURE ILLNESS"

"I CAN WALK NOW! I'M ALL BETTER! THANK YOU, MANG KEPWENG!"

"HELP! THERE'S A MONSTER!"

"IN THE NAME OF GOD, GET OUT OF THIS TOWN!"

"LONG LIVE MANG KEPWENG!"

"TO BE CONTINUED..."

Aahhhhh!! Arrrghhhh!

Alright, one more! Just one more!

Push harder! Harder!

Aahhhhh!! Arrrghhhh!

Your child is a boy.

What will you call him?

I'll name him Kepweng.

"MANG KEPWENG RETURNS"

Petite! Okay, don't panic. Let me handle this.

Excuse me, please let me through.

we'll take care of Petite.

Just a moment.

We need first aid. Please make some room, so she can breathe.

Make room, please. There.

Oh, wait. I know that to do!

Good thing I have this medicine I bought from Quiapo.

This will remove her dizziness, for sure. If she smells this, she'll get better.

It's not working.

It's not effective!

Yuck! What the hell is this?

Crushed garlic soaked in goat's urine.

That's why it smells so bad!

What are we going to do?

Wait a minute, I know what to do! Wait right here.

Alright.

I'll take this, alright?

let me have this.

She's fighting! She's fighting!

Feel the power!

What happened to you, Petite?

I passed out because of hunger because I'm on a diet.

But I'm okay now! I'm ready to dance again!

But can we dance slower this time with my favorite dance?

What's that?

"Nae Nae."

Ok, you want "Nae Nae" we'll dance to "Nae Nae"!

Is that alright with you, Zumba-mates?

Let's dance "Nae Nae" for Petite!

Music, please!

Oh no! Looks like she's been coughing for weeks now.

Baby, hold on. okay? Come closer.

Doc Zach will just examine you, okay?

Yes, Doctor Zach.

Alright, take a deep breath.

Good, that's very good! One more time.

Oh no! Did you know what I heard while I was examining you?

There are germs and bacteria partying inside your body

that's why you're sick. Here's what we're going to do...

Mother, please make sure she drinks this three times a day

Please don't forget.

- Get well soon! - Thank you, Doc.

Thank you, too!

Alice, please call the next patient.

Baby! Come here.

Doc Zach! Doc! Come quick, it's Via!

Alice, I'll leave this to you. Everyone please wait for a bit.

Sofia, hold this.

Via! Please hold on. This won't take long.

How come the medicine I gave you didn't work?

Please hold on, Via. Everything will be fine.

Via!

Where the hell have you been?

- Sorry! Sorry! - Your customers are here!

I'm on a hurry. He wants blonde hair and the other one wants a shaved head.

Wait, I don't know who wants the blonde hair and who wants to be bald!

There, almost finished.

Hey, long haired bro! I'll just wash him off then I'll be with you.

This won't take long.

There, now you're blonde!

You can now play the role of "James Blonde!"

See? Handsome! Rest for a bit while I do the other one.

Goodbye, long hair!

Your hair is so brittle.

What a waste.

Hey! What have you done to my hair?

I've colored it.

I didn't say I want to be blonde! I said I want you to make me bald!

Huh?!

Oh no, no! Don't worry! It's easy to fix that.

Just wait for a bit.

Nice! I looked younger in my new haircut!

I told you I got your back, boss!

Oh, here you go.

Keep the change.

Thank you, sir! Come back soon!

Thank you, too!

Nice...

Not nice!

Beautiful! This is exactly the color I want!

May I see the backside?

Oh, here you go, sir.

There.

Nice! You did an amazing job!

You did great! Very nice!

I know, sir.

Amazing!

Oh, here you go.

Thanks, sir!

Keep all the change.

- Thanks, boss! - Alright, alright!

Thank you!

May I use your comfort room?

Oh no! We don't have a comfort room here. Try the wall.

- Here? - Right over there, sir.

- Alright! - Don't forget to say "excuse me!"

Via?

Doc, what are you wearing?

And what is up with your eyebrows?

I don't know how to explain what happened to my eyebrows.

But this bandana I'm wearing, used to be belong to my father...

Mang Kepweng.

But why are you wearing that bandana?

My father was a famous faith healer.

People from faraway places used to visit him to be healed.

He's the reason why I became a doctor and decided to serve here in the province.

They say that this bandana possesses my father's power to heal.

That bandana has powers?

Is that why you believe that it can heal Via?

I'll admit, at first, I was skeptical.

But because I love your sister Via, I will try my best to believe

in things I don't believe in so long as she gets better.

Zach..

Ouch! It hurts!

Via!

Zach, it hurts!

Via!

Via, you will be healed soon! Via!

Oh

they're not here yet?

Late again, as usual.

Keifer! Keifer! Come over here!

Aaahhhh!

Mang Dedo!

Don't call me Mang Dedo, call me Deds so it sounds cool!

Mang Deds, you scared me! Why is your voice like that?

My voice became hoarse after I went to my friend's birthday party.

We sang all day!

It sounds like it came from underground.

What is?

Your face--I mean, your voice.

Mang Deds, what are you doing there? Why are you laying there

and why are you also wearing a necktie?

This coffin is our latest model.

I just want to see if the foam is soft enough

so whoever lays here will be comfortable.

I want them to really "rest in peace".

Then what is it with the smoke?

That's my "BEEF"

It's not "BEEF"! It's called vape.

It's "BEEF" flavored!

I'll strangle you.

What did you say?

What I mean is, have you seen Shugo?

He's been waiting for you at the morgue.

Thank you!

I'd punch you if I could.

Beef is so delicious!

Tomorrow, I'll try chicken!

I'm here!

Alright, don't worry. I'll take care of all of you.

I'm going to make you all handsome and pretty.

But first, let me just prepare the make-up kit.

Where the heck is Shugo? I thought he's here already.

Oh no!

A blackout.

Not tonight, please.

I said no blackouts!

It's hard to work in the dark.

Aaaahh!!

- Kepweng! - Aaaahh!!

Shugo! Why are you all scaring me to death?

I don't know about that, I was just sleeping.

You were sleeping with make-up on?

That's not make-up, that's just my drool. When I sleep I do weird things, remember?

I even sleepwalk.

That's drool? Then why is it so white?

There, now you don't sleepwalk.

That really hurts, Kepweng!

I told you not to call me Kepweng!

Call me by my real name, it's Keifer! Keifer!

Blame your mother. She's the one who nicknamed you Kepweng.

Hmp! Now you're talking back, huh?

Go fix that!

Fix that.

We've wasted enough time. Let's get to work.

Aaahhhh!!

Put make-up on that corpse! His relatives are waiting!

Yes, undertaker. I mean, yes sir. Shugo and I are going to fix him up.

Go fix that already!

If I were you, I wouldn't go to work tomorrow.