Hospitality

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Good afternoon, Donna.

I only had one customer come by this week.

He didn't even spend the night, just...

I swear to God, whoever taught you manners.

We're gonna hit the rewind button, start this one over.

Okay?

Good afternoon, Donna.

Good afternoon, Zane.

How are we doing today?

Just fine, and yourself?

Oh, I'm all right.

My mother's back in the hospital again.

The emphysema's getting ugly.

But other than that, uh, I can't complain.

Anyhow, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm afraid I got me

a whole laundry list of things to do today.

Let me guess, you had one customer this week?

That's right.

And he had a nap?

- And a meal? - Yeah.

- You charge him by the hour? - Uh huh.

How many hours?

Three?

Okay, so plus a meal, that's $60.

20% of 60 is...

Oh, I got two bucks inside.

You're getting good at this.

I remember when you used to take awhile to do the math.

You know what, you keep it.

No, no, no, I got it inside...

No, no, no, no, no, I insist.

Okay.

Hey, you, uh, you didn't happen

to offer anything extra, did you?

Considering I haven't done that in close

to 20 years I'll let you figure out the answer.

I'm just checking.

Gotta check, okay?

You have yourself a nice day.

It's okay, sweetheart.

You know, there was a time right before

I became pregnant with you, what,

we had to turn people away.

Both rooms were booked up.

Someone was in the kitchen having a meal,

people were stopping in.

It was like the Super 8.

Man, I'm tellin' ya.

What's a Super 8?

Oh, it's just a fancy hotel.

Yeah, things change, I don't know.

Is that when you met my dad?

Yeah.

I told you that, you know this.

What was he like?

I don't know.

But he must've been pretty handsome

to help me make a good lookin' boy like you, right?

Was he nice?

I don't remember, sweet pea.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was nice.

You didn't marry him?

No, I didn't get married.

Why not?

'Cause I, I didn't feel for him that way.

Nor did he for me.

You know, when you get married,

you gotta really love someone.

'Cause when you get married it's forever.

At least, it's supposed to be.

So they gotta be your favorite person

in the whole wide world, right?

Are you ever gonna get married?

No, I think my ship has sailed.

But you will.

You'll get married.

Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna marry you.

Oh, that's sweet, honey.

But you can't marry me.

Why?

'Cause I'm your mother.

But you're my favorite person.

You're gonna find someone better.

No, I won't.

Yeah, you will.

Just (SIGHS) better in a different way.

You know, honey, the love of a wife

and a mother, they're different.

And I know its confusin' but you're just

gonna have to trust me on this one, okay?

Fuck.

Hey there, pretty lady.

- What are you doing? - Come on.

What do you want?

Jimmy's asleep.

What do I want?

Can't I just stop by to say hi?

No, not at three in the morning you can't.

Is it, is it three in the morning?

- Yes. - Well, that must be

why the bar isn't open.

Look, come by tomorrow if you want, all right?

Wait, just wait...

Look, I ain't kidding, all right?

I got a headache.

- Goodbye! - Headaches don't mean

that you can't...

Yeah.

Come on.

Oh, wow.

Are you taking your pill?

What do you think?

You can spare the attitude

'cause I pay for the damned things.

I have a right to ask.

Hey, when do uh, when do most women get

to be, you know, what do you call it?

- What, hit menopause? - Yeah.

I don't know, like, mid-40s I guess.

You're 40, shit, so that's like another

five years give or take?

Well, you might get tired of me before then.

Yeah, maybe.

Not a lotta options in these parts, that's for sure.

It's either you or Helen the Heifer.

Not that I haven't porked Helen the Heifer, but.

I like you better.

I'm flattered.

- Can I please go to sleep now? - No, I ain't tired.

Jimmy's birthday soon?

18?

That's right.

Oh, 18, holy cow.

And acts like he's 10.

Don't be mean, all right?

He's touched.

Touched implies God had something to do with it.

I guess he did, 'cause God has something

to do with everything, but, you know.

Zane, could we please talk about this another time?

Don't get knocked up again.

That is the moral to the story, huh?

See you tomorrow, okay?

Okay.

Here I come.

- All right. - Can I open yet?

Yeah, you can open your eyes.

Okay, blow 'em out, make a good wish.

Seriously?

Okay, I'm comin'!

Here, sweetheart, you start slicing, I'll be right back.

Zane!

- Ma'am. - Oh, I'm sorry,

I thought you were someone else.

Oh, that's all right.

As long as you're not disappointed.

Disappointed?

That I'm not him.

Oh, hardly.

Oh, good.

Good, name's Cam.

Cameron Lewis, everybody calls me Cam.

Hi, Cam, Donna, nice to meet you.

You plan on spending the night?

Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

Uh, but first thing's first, I'd love a wash and a shave

and some food, too, if you don't mind.

Yeah, of course, it's what we're here for.