Good Luck Charlie

Okay, it's all set.

Charlie, Teddy and I are going to Chicago this weekend.

- To visit great aunt Nell. - What's so great about aunt Nell?

Calling a relative great just means they're really old.

Right, great dad?

Well, I guess I deserve that

For quietly sitting here eating my oatmeal.

You guys, don't be ridiculous.

She's not great because she's old,

She's great because she's rich.

And if we kiss up to her, she'll put us in the will.

Mom, I don't understand why I have to go and the guys don't.

Because, honey, there's a lot of cash on the line so I'm going with the "a" team.

Ha ha, you made the "a" team!

And while we're gone, I want you guys to clean out the attic.

Oh, take that, "b" team! "a" team rules.

Hey!

Yeah well, you only get to go to Chicago!

We get to go to the attic.

- That's not better. - I know, "b" team stinks.

Listen up, "b" teamers, I've got something.

Very important to do while the girls are gone,

So you two are gonna clean out the attic by yourselves.

What are we supposed to do with all that junk?

We could have a yard sale, make some money off it.

No, that's stupid.

Wait a minute. That's a really good idea.

P.J., I think that's the first good idea you've ever had!

What? No, it's not. He had the...

Didn't you do the...

Wow, congratulations. Well done.

Whoo, I can't believe I slept the entire flight.

Yeah, you missed Charlie's.

Two-hour rendition of "twinkle, twinkle, little star."

- Ohhh, sing it again, Charlie. - No!

Oh look.

Aunt Nell sent a car for us. Isn't that sweet?

That's not sweet!

That old bat's wasting money that could be ours someday.

You hear that, Charlie?

Can you feel the love?

Hey, dad...

No no! Not now.

- What are you watching? - Don't... aw, man.

Only the greatest show

In the history of television: "higgins & Zork."

Frank Higgins, hardboiled human Detective.

And his trigger-happy alien partner Zork!

Together the two of them go through space.

And they fight intergalactic crime.

This is the important thing.

You had to do while mom was gone?

Yes.

Look, when your mom and I first got married,

She thought I spent a little too much time watching the show.

And going to conventions.

And buying really cool costumes!

But it's not like I have a problem.

Whoa! Can't have these two together.

That is bad blood.

Yeah, you got it under control.

Look, I've only got 72 hours.

To watch all 64 episodes, so what do you guys want?

And tell me in 30 seconds or less.

Uh, okay, um, the thing that we want is...

- 24 seconds. - Take it, Gabe.

We want to put prices on all the yard-sale stuff.

- Do we have a pricing gun? - No.

But if you want to see a really cool gun,

Check out Zork's.

No, Zork, stop.

Keep your cool, man.

Neptune is a by-the-book planet.

This is so good.

Whoa, what is this place?

Why would the driver take us to a...

- A tv studio? - I have no idea.

But if aunt Nell's on a spending spree, we've gotta nip this in the bud.

Welcome to "shake it up, Chicago."

I'm Gary wilde and you must be the fabulous Duncan sisters.

- Oh. - The what now?

The Duncan sisters. You're performing on the show tonight.

That's funny. You think that we're...

... Fabulous. He just said so.

My sister and I are.

So excited about performing on your show.

What are you doing?

I'm thanking this wonderful man for putting us on tv.

- And who's this little creature? - Oh, this is Charlie.

She's, um...

The youngest Duncan sister.

Hi, Gary wilde. How you doing?

A little on the rude side, but okay.

Anyway I can't wait to see you guys do your thing tonight.

About that, gar, what is it.

You can't wait to see us do.

Exactly?

My staff tells me your dancing is amazing.

- Dancing? - We're dancers.

We knew that.

Okay.

Is there someplace I could have a word in private.

With my, um...

- Sister? - Sure.

Show the Duncans to their dressing rooms and take good care of them.

They are the stars of our show.

Did you hear that? I'm a star.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Dabney.

I'm here for the yard sale.

Uh, it's not till tomorrow.

I know. I like to get a first shot at the good stuff.

Not that I expect you people to have good stuff.

What are you looking for?

Anything cat-related.

Cat books, Cat clocks, Cat pictures,

- Cat clothes... - Yeah yeah, we got it.

Oh! Lucky for you we have.

This genuine wooden Cat bowl.

What makes that a Cat bowl?

A Cat could drink out of it.

Or do his business in it.

I knew I was wasting my time.

Wait wait wait,

I think we might have something.

Be right back.

So how you been?

Do you really care?

Just trying to get through an awkward moment.

Here we are. A Kitty Cat cookie jar.

I might be able to take it off your hands.

- How much you want for it? - Make us an offer.

- You first. - You first.

Okay, on the count of three, just say your amounts at the same time.

- One, two, three. - $50.

10¢.

Okay, all right.

Try again. This time, guys,

Try to be a little more realistic.

One, two, three.

- $49. - 11¢.

This could take awhile.

Well, it's not as big as we're used to,

But it'll do.

- Sisters? - The Duncan sisters.

Have you lost your mind?

Teddy, this is my chance to be on tv.

Mom, this is nuts. We can't do this.

We have to! You know how I've always wanted to be on tv.

Remember when I tried out for that cable show, "so you think you can yodel"?

Mm-hmm. And they decided you couldn't.

Look, the point is I really want to do this.

It's my dream.

I mean, there's just one problem.

We don't know any dance routines.

So? We'll find someone to help us.

Yeah? Like who?

- Come in. - Hey, hi!

I'm Rocky and this is Cece.

And we like to come by and welcome our guest stars.

Yeah, and make sure your gift baskets have arrived safely.

Oooh, brownies.

So you guys are the Duncan... s-sisters?

That's right, we are.

And before you ask, no, we're not twins.

She wasn't gonna ask that.

And this is Charlie, our baby sister.

Aw, Cece, look how cute she is.

Our mother believes you're never too young to absorb the magic.

Oh, mom's kind of a nut log.

You've always been jealous of our mom.

Right, we should get going. We're dancers on the show.

So if there's anything you need, just let us know.

You're dancers? Actually...

Uh, there is something you could do for us.

Really? Wow.

No one's actually ever taken us up on our offer before.

Yeah, haven't you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?

Hang on one second.

Dad, your pizza's here!

H-h-h-hang on. I've gotta get some money.

- Where's the Kitty Cat cookie jar? - We sold it to Mrs. Dabney.

- What?! - Yeah, took an hour and a half,

We made 10 bucks.

Guys, that cookie jar is where we keep our rainy-day money.

There's $500 in that!

Wow, she got a really good deal.

- Go get it back! - How are we supposed to do that?

You know what? Not my problem.

Right now I'm in the middle of a two-parter.

Where Higgins and Zork go back in time to save pocahontas.

Thank you.

Dude, how are we gonna get the cookie jar back?

I was sorta hoping you'd have another good idea.

Okay.

Okay, I got it. All right.