Don Quixote

Come on, fight. I am the Chevalier.

I will put an end to you.

Fight now. I'm ready. Taste my sword.

What do you say to that monster? Taste of steel.

I got you. Finally. I got you.

Complaints are you? Down on her knees and pray for mercy!

Alonso, you go to bed.

Prince of Biscay ...

This comb to crown an azure field.

"The Migrant Knights Large Farms ".

Here ... in my arena. "Daughter to Espartifalado of the woods. "

On the shield is a cat -

- And the scroll bear daughter's name.

Uncle Alonso, you read too much and eating too little.

Sir Galahad noble struggle ... maidens in distress.

What say you, monster? taste of steel.

I got you. Finally I got you!

Sancho ...

Sancho ...

I thought you were my wife. She cost with me day and night.

When you were a boy, dreamed not you about more than chopping wood?

A life of adventure.

When I was a boy, whipped your father me around, like my wife does.

Listen to me. One day you will be rewarded for your hard work.

A little wine in the evening, and Teresa is after me. That's my reward.

Your life can change. This applies to both of us.

I know. We are not getting any younger.

What would you say ...

... for a grand journey?

The market in La Manhca. It is far enough for me.

My friend and neighbor Sancho Panza. You have probably not grasped it yet.

Perhaps it is not signed in your limited experience.

You should know that there is a world outside La Mancha.

There is another world where we can find fame and fortune.

Sancho, you're done with wood?

I have been visiting.

We will talk more about it here. You will hear me whistle.

Fools. Kvajhoveder. My name. My real name and my title!

Chivalry laws offer, that you use it.

I am not longer Alonso Quixada. The dishonorable state is over.

I will take knight's honor full loads.

Don Quixote de La Mancha. That is my name and title -

- Which must move in Knights history -

- Along with Amadis of Gaul and Sir Lancelot of the lake.

Sit down.

There is no need the big words.

And Don Quixote should probably shave about as close as senor Alonso?

- His beard is as thick. - Big words ... words should be large.

Thoughts must be large. Ambition must be large.

Greatest of all is the woman responsible knight heart.

I'm talking about a time ... A golden time ...

It is strange some forgotten.

Since the true knight traveled the world around and did good deeds -

Without being rewarded.

He courted confirm the oppressed and overthrew tyrants -

Without the intention of recovery.

And I, Don Quixote de La Mancha To recreate the time.

The bright and glorious time -

We read about in the past.

Dear uncle, sit down and let the barber shave you.

So you are nice when Mayor come to dinner.

Is there more to life than this?

Mayor comes to dinner and once a week we go to church.

Every other day you shave me.

Where is the honor? Where is the test of one's virtues?

- Where is the fairy tale splendor? - Perhaps, Don ...

- Quixote! - Yes.

- Perhaps your adventure is over. - Never!

Not for anything in the world. You will see ...

What we will see, uncle?

Forget it.

Shave me. Makes me ready. It is soon time.

- Dinnertime? - No, champion beard trimmer.

Time to go on a trip.

What is he doing?

What does he do?

You must also have a new name. A new honor full title.

Now you are the true standard times. A wandering knight war-horse.

No longer a horse of regular breeding and lineage.

In my sleepless nights I have searched for a name.

Something sublime and full of meaning.

Now I greet you with it, my Rosinante.

- What was that? - What?

You heard me. Someone whistled.

- An owl ...? - Not an owl. Who is it?

- Clap your mother, it was not any. - It was one that whistled.

Well, I go out and look after.

What did you say?

I go outside for a moment.

- What should you do? - Draw a little fresh air.

- And enjoy a little peace and quiet. - How long will it take?

As long as it takes if I may.

Squire for Chevalier, while he goes out into the world -

- And kills dragons and rescuing maidens.

What an honor a yokel like you.

One is poor of money and sense.

Glory ...? How much give honor per hour?

Many a wandering knight has conquered an island on its way ...

- An entire island ..? - One or two. It happens often.

- And as a reward for armed ... - Just honor.

He becomes governor of such an island.

- You are playing games with me. - It is in books about chivalry.

And job Kleiner gives the box ...?

Yes ... and I've sold four fields and mortgaged the house.

We have funds for the trip, my friend Sancho, and you should be equipped ...

- ... with a new shirt. - Where lies the island, you fables about?

Somewhere in the seven seas.

So that is where it lies.

I'm not much for walking. Can I take my ass with? Dapple.

I've never heard of a knight if squire rode on a donkey.

- I will be the first. - It may have its virtues.

- Are you in? - Yes.

You have to be Don Quixote de La Mancha faith standard squire.

For an island ...?

Brave Dulcinea, I selected you as the woman -

I dedicate my heart to.

Very kind of you, but my name is Aldonza.

Not anymore. I have decided you're my favorite is Dulcinea.

A knight without a udkåren is like a vine without grapes.

An egg without salt ... A body without a soul.

- Should I be your special someone? - The next four years you will not see me.

- How am I a udkåren? - I have to fight against the giants.

Or anyone who denies that my Dulcinea is fairest of all.

Beaten ...? They will not come in trouble because of me, senor Quixada.

I am no longer Alonso Quixada, but Don Quixote de La Mancha.

A true knight meets any danger for his beautiful soul mate.

It is very friendly, but my family moved to Toboso.

My father must purify the city's statues.

Nevermind. You will still be my beautiful soul mate.

I will call you Dulcinea del Toboso.

Take the ladder.

I would like ...

- Mom sleep in the kitchen. - Finally, the adventure begins.

Does it? I give Dapple message.

The Lord is gone!

He's gone in the head!

Uncle has left us. He has disappeared.

- He spoke of a great adventure. - He does not understand our world.

He finds neither heroes or giants.

- People do not know what he's talking about. - Do you?

Absolutely not?

Lady Luck smiling on the brave, Sancho.

She has not smiled upon me. Very unfriendly slut.

Maybe, but look. The adventure begins better than I had hoped.

- What do you mean? - Outrageous struggling. 30 in total.

I would rob them of life.

Destruction of the damned fry is a worthy knight.

Their cry I'm not oblivious. My cause is just -

- So I pay no attention their sharp swords.

With heaven's help we'll win a crushing victory. Do you agree?

- I have only one objection. - What?

- Only one small objection. - Speak out.

- I can not see any fighting. - What do you know about adventure?

Their arms waving. The Abominable mile race has long arms.

- I will force them to their knees. - The blades of wind turbines.

They are harmless and are used to grind grain, I've heard.

Harmless ...?

Go into a corner and pray if you have no courage to do so here.

Listen to me, struggling. The struggle is unequal -

- But I declare to Heaven and my Dulcinea del Toboso.

Whatever it is still windmills.

Sancho!

It seems that the giant won.

It was the damned sorcerer and necromancer Malfatto.

One who turned the giant for a turbine to defeat me.

The magician gave you some bad scrapes.

It is honor scratches and medals.

Help me to my feet, Sancho.

Glory ... I knew it gave scratches and no money.

- One thing bothers me still. - Scratches on his back?

I despise scratches ... I not yet been knighted.

You did not it?

- You do not have much smarts. - True enough.

One can not showed himself a knighthood.

So could you nominate yourself Don Sancho of the Willing Donkey.

It would be an honor for Dapple, but I would now say no.

Why?

The knight stuff seems dangerous. Who will beat you to the knighthood?

A powerful nobleman ... or maybe king.

I do not know where he is.

Fortune is smiling on us still, Sancho.

The owner of the castle to touch me with his sword, and then I'm knighted.

So I can confirm free the oppressed and tell about Dulcinea beauty.

- Are you saying it is a castle? - Can not you see it?

If you say so ... You're the boss.

A dwarf let the trumpet blare, if a noble stranger approaching.

Maybe they could not find a dwarf.

There they were. Welcome tones from the castle walls.

There at the gate, Sancho. Two fair maidens welcome us.

I implore you, beautiful ladies. Fry gt not the slightest insult.

My knight policy forbids me do women harm.

Not at all virgins of your rank.

Virgins! He called us virgins.

It has not called us for a long time Tax basse.

Our beds are covered, but if you descend from the horse -

- I can offer you and your serving food and a place to sleep.

The castle's owner offers us welcome.

Is he? I thought he was the innkeeper.

- Senor castle difficult. - It was a funny name.

I am not into creatures comfort. Fighting is my resting place.