Dummie de Mummie en de Sfinx van Shakaba

Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba

Guard the flag! Find the pirates!

Got them!

Come with us.

Very good... the bus leaves in a few minutes, so could you...

But Mr. Crabble, there's three more to go!

Come on! Find those pirates!

Gus, it's me

We're the only pirates who haven't been caught yet.

This school-trip is sooo cool. - Come on, let's grab the flag.

Here's another one!

Gotcha. - Blasting Cackdingle!

Shame guys. The flag's still here! That means we win! Doesn't it, sir?

Er.. yes. Although I don't like the terms winners and losers.

Does anyone know where Dummie is? - No idea?

Ahoy pirates!

I'm Dummie, pirate captain!

I'm gonna get all of you!

Sorry!

Gotcha!

The pirates have the flag. - Get him!

Get that pirate!

The pirates have won!

Uh oh... water!

Pirates are best, very very best!

Long live pirates!

Pirates are best!

Pirates!

What are you doing?

Is funny joke. - Joke?

Everyone could have noticed you!

No Gus... Everyone is busy. You look.

Who is that? Everyone take picture?

That's a celeb. - Celeb?

What means celeb?

Well, it's short for celebrity...

which is a famous person.

Or is it a VIP, a very important person?

Well, anyway, a celeb.

Everyone knows who she is... - Not me...

Obviously. She's famous.

Me on top of mast and everyone caught and then...

Out of the way! Watch out! - Here is Dummie the Pirate.

Hot vitamins!

With super spectacular awesome twist, I save everyone!

I'm gonna be a pirate when I grow up. - I hope not, I'll could have pizza again.

And anyway, pirates don't exist anymore, so that's impossible.

Me son of Pharaoh. Can be whatever I want.

As long as you're here you're Dummie. What you do when you're all grown up...

is up to you.

What's up with you?

Hey Gus...

Talk to me...

I was just thinking...

Dummie can't eat.

Never do. You forgot?

Of course not... but if you don't eat...

you'll never grow up, will you?

You say I always be small?

I be small...

always.

Luckily you will grow older and wiser!

We'll find a way.

Dummie...

No... you cannot eat!

Well that's sorted that one out: you really can't eat.

Don't do that.

I have to! Not want to be small. I want to grow.

Dad...

I understand you want to grow up, but it will not happen.

You're going to have to accept it.

Don't want to accept it... Have you crazy hole in crazy head?

Me Darwishi Ur-Atum Msamaki Minkabh lshaq Eboni. Me son of Pharaoh.

But over here you're Dummie...

a small burned Egyptian boy who needs to keep his head down.

When me would be living, me a famous king of my country.

We know the story and know who you are, but you have to accept...

Darwishi is dead.

You are mean wusses!

Me best king of all!

It is different now. - Me still smart and strong.

Can't be just normal. - And you are not!

You are Dummie.

If not be king and if grow up

ls no problem. - Sure?

If not possible, not possible.

Well, that's... very good.

But me know other thing.

Even better.

Me not be king like dad, not big like dad...

but are going to be famous like my dad.

Me famousest of all.

Me celeb!

Maashi!

Gus.

What? - Gus.

You have to help me. We figure out how me celeb today.

Ok, we will.

Good. - Fine

You know yet?

What? - How me celeb?

No.

No problem. Take time.

You know? - No.

You know now?

No.

Maybe now? - No.

POLDERDAMSCHOOL

You know yet?

Maybe you can be a dancer?

Not good idea. - Well, maybe you can be a...

famous architect! Look, you can build houses.

Building too much sand.

Me something else.

A musician?

What are you already good at? - Me good at everything!

Not musician maybe, but rest is good. Rest is perfect!

Yes, but what... - Wait! Me know!

What called, you be other person on TV.

Actor? Yes actor.

I play other person very good.

Me walk in high heals and fall...

nearly fall, and be mad.

We won't do that in Holland. We behave!

In Holland we behave normal.

Miss Frick... - Yes. Perfect.

Dummie... What's going on here?

In Holland...

We like a bit of fun over here, don't we boys...

Yes, miss Frick.

And right two three four, right two three four...

kick those legs up high!

You know yet? - No.

You know now? - No.

And now? - Dummie.

Guys, come on, pay attention!

Me question sir. - Yes

When is how-to-be-famous-class?

Well... no..

This is gym class... - Then after that famous class?

There's no such thing... But I want to be famous.

Don't be an idiot. Only cute people can be famous.

Then you never be!

You can always become a comedian Dummie.

As if. It wasn't even funny! - No, yes.. Enough, Dummie.

Not enough, me be famous!

Dummie! Come on. Enough. You and Gus come and see me after class.

And left two three four, left right left right and...

Now we're in trouble.

Funny yes?

I know you are behind my book and I know you want me to tell you how.

And do you know yet?

What are you waiting here? We're going to the museum.

Museum? Great!

The museum? Why?

It's a surprise, but it's to do with...

being famous.

But do you think we can get in? I mean, after last time?

When we went to steal Dummie's scarab! - Ah yes... that.

Well, they've probably forgotten all about that by now.

And Dummie... Won't they think he's strange?

A burned boy. What's strange about that?

Nice, museum.

We'll keep our eyes open, Gus.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - No, what?

Coffee break! - Good idea..

So you were!

You want to be famous, right? - Just like my dad

Yes.. that's going to be quite hard...

but.. look around please.

You're famous already. You're in the museum!

Thousands of people pass...

your sarcophagus every day!

Sir... you make joke? - No, Dummie..

You might not be in the papers or be on TV every day, but this...

this is so much more!

This is mythical!

Me not want old history. I want history of now.

History of next week! - Yes, but...

Me want to be big!

If I can not be big, then famous! - Yes, but Dummie...

Look how beautifully this sarcophagus is restored.

This sarcophagus stupid old wuss!

Very old, very stupid!

Stupid wuss thing. Me not be stupid wuss.

This is me... I draw this.

Everything OK over here? - Here?

Yes, yes, sure everything fine.

Don't I know you from someplace? - Me?

You look kind of familiar...

He does, doesn't he...

I have an extremely average face?

Is it from the bowling club? - The bowling club?

I don't belong to the bowling club. - No.

Well maybe it's the carnival club. - I do belong to that one.

Well I don't... so...

Shall we go? - But we just got here.

See you! Come on, boys.

Hold it a minute!

The voluntary firefighters?