Suicide Squad Isekai (異世界スーサイド・スクワッド)

It's remarkable how well they fared against so many elves.

Sure, but this location has no strategic value whatsoever.

I agree.

- It is hardly worthy of praise. - Still, the fact they've diminished

the Empire's forces does help us in the long run.

We need to consider how to punish them!

Don't you mean praise them?

They defied Her Majesty!

But they also helped save the Kingdom!

And you think that makes them heroes? Because I don't!

Then, are you saying they're traitors?

Whether they wish to be friend or foe to our Kingdom

is something they can decide for themselves.

- Theodore. - Y... Yes, Your Majesty!

Why are you so high-strung?

Sorry, it's nothing.

I just wasn't expecting you to call me by name, Your Majesty.

You're one of my most proud and loyal servants, isn't that right?

Yes! Without a doubt, Your Majesty!

Good.

Then I can trust you to do something for me.

What do you wanna eat, Nana?

Beef or fish?

Or is that some kinda cannibalism?

But wait, sharks eat fish...

Anything okay. Me hungry.

All right.

They'll be treating us to drinks before any food, obviously!

That's the standard way to celebrate a victory, after all.

Don't get your hopes too high.

We broke out of their prison, remember?

Yeah, but we destroyed the Thinker's fortress to make up for it.

That's right. And we restored peace to their land.

Well, I just hope that's enough to convince them.

I think I've already made it crystal clear how valuable I am.

Yeah, if you consider playing with mud valuable!

W-well, not as much as playing with bullets.

Hi! Your heroes have returned!

Thanks for waiting to get the big party started...

What's with the lousy mood in here?

Where's our feast?

It's unbelievable that you came back.

No kidding! That shit wasn't easy, trust me!

You orchestrate a prison break, throw us all into pointless confusion

and if that wasn't enough

charge into enemy territory without permission.

How dare you show your faces here!

Does the concept of shame just not exist in your world?

We were told to come here.

Who even are you, anyways?

Yo. What the hell is going on here?

- This is... - Silence.

You don't get to speak.

We went and made winning the friggin' war easier for you.

Haven't you heard?

We destroyed the Thinker's fortress and...

"The Thinker," you say?

Is that one of the generals from the Empire?

That's right.

He was a thorn in your ass. And we...

But this "Thinker" person was originally from your world.

So all you've done is clean up your own mess.

Isn't that right?

Well...

We also freed all the elves. Isn't that worth something?

True. That is a significant feat.

But then again, it was a human from your world

who brainwashed them in the first place.

That's not our fault. It was the Empire's...

Don't forget what happened before that!

You wreaked havoc at the great prison, freed all the prisoners

and let the enemy seize a fort that was under your care!

Furthermore, you've shown no efforts to change your violent behavior

your ridiculous outfits, or your disrespectful attitudes!

And while I'm at it, what even are you?

I've never seen a demihuman like you before.

Do you realize how much commotion you cause among our people

by just walking around outside?

Nanaue!

So quick to resort to violence! Nothing but a dumb fish, aren't you?

Okay. I see how it is.

Excuse me?

You were never going to accept us, were you?

You're like those freakin' loser cops

who catch perps just to bully them in the joint.

You wench!

That's exactly what I mean!

That attitude of yours is downright disrespectful!

Especially with all that silly makeup!

Know your damn place!

Stop it!

C-Come, my sword!

Not so fast.

Shit!

Are you trying to rip open his stomach again?

Like you did back at the prison?

Answer me!

Is this how you guys do things around here?

Huh?

What are you standing around for? Attack, guards!

Well, damn.

What a pity.

You should have known better than to harm a subject of my Kingdom.

"A pity"?

That's rich coming from you.

You're the one who made him do it.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Execute them all immediately.

Your Majesty, that's going too far!

Cecil.

Your Majesty!

Fine then.

We'll only execute the demihuman.

In light of your contributions to the war effort

by defeating two enemy generals

the rest of you shall be exiled.

D-Dammit! Screw that!

Back off.

Please wait!

What?

Um...

This wasn't supposed to happen, I'm really sorry...

Can you quit with the apologies?

"I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"

Hearing that crap from you just pisses me off even more.

I thought there'd be a big feast.

So did Nana.

Jeez, you didn't even try to stop her, did you?

And after you guys practically begged us for help.

Well, uh...

God, I hate you. All you know how to do is talk.

What was it you said before?

Something about how it feels wrong to just do what you're told?

Don't make me laugh.

If you're so afraid of disobeying mommy

then why don't you be her little puppet forever?

That's honestly preferable.

Because then we wouldn't have bothered to fight.

Wow!

Sharp aim even when he's drunk!

Yippee!

- We won the bet! It's on the house! - No way. He actually did it...

Right, barkeep?

Dammit.

Fine, whatever. Have at 'em, ya bastards.

Thanks!

Just this once, okay?

I typically only show this trick on very special occasions.

- Eh? - Eh?

Trust me, this will "melt" your hearts...

Dundun Dun Dundun.

Dundun Dun Dundun.

Dundun Dun Dundun.

Dundun Dun Dundun.

Dundun Dun Dundun.

Whoa, crazy! That's some weird magic.

Wow. Totally bizarre!

What? You're supposed to be impressed!

It was one of the most famous movie scenes

in cinema history!

Huh? What's a "movie"?

Oh, right. I forgot that we're in an Isekai.

What pitiful lives you must lead without movies to entertain you.

Listen, movies are...

That's more than enough booze for you.

Don't lump me in with the others!

I never get drunk.

Only assclowns lose all restraint and drink themselves stupid.

The key is tranquility.

Keep your mind quiet

and it'll open your eyes to the peace at the bottom of the bottle.

I don't feel so hot...

There we go.

You're still drinking?

No better time to drink than right now.

What's that?

Oh, this? Pretty cool, huh?

Just something I took to make a retirement fund.

So you stole it.

C'mon. You better call it quits soon.

Unless you wanna drink yourself to death.

Wouldn't that be more convenient for you?

What?

I mean that old hag, your boss, she's trying to...

to take this world's... um... whatcha call it...

Resources?

Yeah, that.

She wants to take resources from this world, right?

And that's why she wants to end the war.

But we failed. We screwed the whole thing up.

So we're useless now, right?

Why not just blow us up? Like kablamo.

What are you talking about?

Without the radio signal from the real world, your bombs are...

Say...

Do you have a lover?

Huh?

Cuz I do. My Puddin'.

And he's the best man in the world, a real prince charming.

You mean the Joker?