The Kardashians

Previously on The Kardashians...

Khloé's turning 40?

I'm turning 40.

According to Kylie, so am I.

You better be at my birthday, bitch.

It is a new era for me. I'm feeling fantastic.

I'm so excited that my 40th is coming up.

-This is your decade. - So excited.

I am ready to start my 40s fresh and free

and as released from as much shit as I can be.

Alright, guys, it is the 40th birthday of the one and only Khloé Kardashian.

There can only be one favorite sister.

We love her so much,

so we are dedicating this episode to Khloé.

So, Khloé, this is for you.

Everyone has a crush on Khloé.

The cameramen all have a crush on Khloé.

Now let's go out and it up!

Uh, uh, uh!

The life of the party, that's who I am.

We all love you, Khloé.

Noice.

It is a noise.

-Noice. -Oh, noice.

Everyone is saying, "Why is it called The Kardashians

and not The Khloé Show?"

I am in every scene.

But guess what? We're built for this.

No, I am really dirty, I'm very inappropriate, and...

It's very X-rated on this set, okay?

Or else what's the point of today?

This is my week of my 40th birthday

-and my week is crazy. - Pretty.

Right now, I'm on set for Good American,

I'm going on a road trip with Malika,

and then, after that, it is party time.

That's an island shade. Yeah, yeah, keep, keep doin' it, do it.

Maybe more butt.

Ugh, gorgeous!

Woo!

How many minutes for lunch?

Wait, hold on. This is Kim. Hello?

For your 40th birthday,

we were either gonna do it really fun and sophisticated and gorgeous,

or would you rather have it, like, ratchet and fun and with a theme?

What does that mean, a theme? Like, '80s? 'Cause ugh.

- No, no, no, we're not gonna do that. -Oh, okay. Oh, good.

Khloé is turning 40, and we've been planning her birthday

for a really long time.

Her 40th could be really big.

It doesn't have to be one specific thing.

I think she just wants a dance party.

I just wanna go big for Khloé.

That's what she does for everyone.

You know, she deserves it.

Everyone's on a boat and on vacation and no one's responding.

They're all dead to me. I'm just kidding.

Kourtney is the only one that's helpful,

but she's like, "If it were me, I'm... if you're turning 40,

"that's sophisticated and fun

and a dinner party with candles spelling out '40'."

I'm like, "No, no, no, we're not doing anything with a '40'."

Candles spelling out "40"? No, no, no, no, no.

I don't really know what I wanna do.

But if I had to choose,

get wasted and just dance, music loud, nobody can talk to me. Please.

And if you try to talk, I'm just gonna be drunk.

Be like, "What'd you say?" Just, like, bop around to the next thing.

I also cannot fathom sitting at a dinner and having to have small talk.

"How did it feel to be 40?"

And I'm like, . Like, nobody cares.

Ugh, pathetic, gross.

I think I need to make an executive decision.

I'm thinking, like, denim and diamonds.

-Denim and diamonds could be cool... - Like, I'm so excited now.

Well, this should be your birthday party.

No, no, trust me. This is gonna be so fun.

'Kay, my phone's cutting.

-Mine is too. Bye, babe. -Bye.

Hello?

- Hi. - Hi.

My birthday is a few days away,

so Kourtney and I are gonna make vision boards together.

Basically, it's sort of, like, you cut out scraps

from magazines, words that mean something to you, whatever,

and it's a way of manifesting these things.

Okay, since you're great at scrapbooking because of...

I saw what you did for Travis's anniversary

or birthday, what was that?

Look how many supplements I take, all at once, watch.

Wow, you can really swallow. Wow, look at her go.

Ugh... Kourt, I can't.

You're gonna make me, like, second...

Oh, my God, I almost gagged...

-You're gonna make me gag... -...'cause I was, like, thinking about it.

...just by looking at you.

Well, definitely National Geographic is on my vision board.

- "Chasing the Unknown." -No.

What's on your vision board? A wedding ring?

I love diamonds.

Doesn't have to be a wedding ring, it could just be a dia-mond.

We're pretty much the same height.

By me sitting and you're standing?

Okay, so, like, when you think of turning 40,

do you feel like how I did when I was turning 40?

'Member, I kept crying nonstop?

Yeah, but I thought that was also 'cause you started therapy.

-No. -No? Oh.

Wait, have... did you continue therapy by the way?

-Yeah. -Do you like it?

I mean, it's fine.

I have an appointment tomorrow, but I haven't seen her

for, like, three weeks, and she's like,

"I feel like you're not taking this seriously."

I'm like, "Lady, I'm fine."

Shes like, "Well, you're gonna make time for things you wanna make time for."

I'm like, "Well, I don't..." Now I'm being bullied to see my therapist.

And then, of course, I'm gonna go see her

because I'm a people pleaser, so I'm gonna go see her.

But do I really wanna go tomorrow? No.

And Mom is not happy that I'm in therapy.

Why?

If only she would go.

-She won't, but she's, she's not... -She won't.

...thrilled with me.

Maybe my mom saw the reaction that I had

with her about therapy

and maybe she's like, "Not the other two.

Kourtney is just comin' around the corner being nice to me again."

She just thinks that I have, like, complex PTSD.

Like, how Mom would, like, leave me alone with the kids.

I saw somebody say, "You were parentified."

Like, made to be like a parent

-when you're, like, not a parent... -Yeah, no, that's what,

-that's what she says. -...and when you're young.

That's why I always take care of people.

Khloé's always been a caretaker.

I think, with my little sisters, even with me, like, sometimes,

or all the time, pretty much, she treats me like I'm her little sister.

My therapist sorta told me one of the reasons why I want

to take care of other people so badly

is 'cause I got attention and recognition when I was doing, like, adult-like things,

like, taking care of my sisters, dropping them off at school.

Literally, I take better care of other people than I do of me.

For sure.

I'm happy I make it through the day.

Other people, I'm like, "I will do the best job I can."

I do think that the 30s weren't the best,

so I'm excited for this new decade.

Ugh, the 40s are great.

I've been, like, shedding...

...this last decade.

Just things that, like, are not serving to me and just, like...

-Yeah. -But, like,

not on my birthday is, like, there gonna be some, like,

-epiphany or, like, this eureka moment. -Yeah.

No, it's like I'm still transcending into the person I'm supposed to be.

When I turn a new year, am I supposed to be like,

"What I want for this year is I wanna travel to Europe,"

and am I supposed to do those things?

'Cause I don't. I never knew I had like...

no. I am really up.

Do all you guys write goals?

The fact that I make it to my bed at night,

it's a huge accomplishment.

I am, I'm buckling up, I have my parachute on,

and I'm just prayin' for the best.

Well, we don't have anything on the mood board.

Yeah, we do, we have the "southern dream upgrade",

"the forever".

I mean, a mood board takes a really long time.

It does.

What about this naked man's ass?

You could do that.

He did my nose.

-Oh, how funny. - I love you. I love him.

Chi, do you wanna plan the party?

-Oh, yes. - Oh, yes.

- Oh, yes. -Hi, Chi.

What party are you planning really?

Koko's party.

-Am I going? -No, it's for grown-ups only.

We are planning... No, wait. No, no, no. I am planning, not we,

singular me, is planning Khloé's birthday party.

I've been texting everyone. I've been calling everyone.

Kendall's traveling, Kylie is, uh, MIA, Kourtney is in babyland,

and, like, typically, whoever plans the party, pays for the party.

But, like, no one is here.

But I'm definitely sending everyone a bill.

-Right. - Should we have a mood board

so people know that it is, like, Dolly Parton World?

I think people will get it when they're in it.