Cobra Kai

Hello.

Hey.

Long time.

Ready?

Let's begin!

Uh, begin what exactly?

Begin a new era.

Many of us used to be enemies.

But rivalries don't need to last forever.

The All Valley Tournament is just a few months away, and

this year, the stakes are higher than they've ever been.

We know that Cobra Kai is gonna use every dirty trick in the book.

There's only one way we're gonna be able to beat...

By kicking their asses so hard they shit themselves.

We gotta take things to the next level.

Gonna teach you an aggression stronger than anything Cobra Kai can throw at us.

They strike first?

We'll pre-strike!

Okay, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

We are going to respond to what they do.

Eagles do not respond.

They swoop down and take whatever they want.

That's what we're gonna do.

Take back the Valley.

Take it back in a measured and organized approach.

We bite first!

Okay, let's just warm up with some simple exercises.

All right, line up!

And just breathe and follow me.

Fighting positions!

Right leg back.

Front kick ready.

Hi-yah!

Shit, Dude.

I'm sorry.

Ready.

Fight!

Envy Sees Only The Garden Without The Rocks

Go for the teeth!

Hey, hey.

You're just swinging at each other.

Don't you teach any defense?

Best defense is more offense.

Holy...

Why do you have a rock in your dojo?

Fight!

That's it.

Keep circling.

Don't anticipate.

Stay focused.

One of you do something.

What the hell is this?

That's not how this works.

One of us has to be provoked.

Ah!

Hey!

Provoked yet?

Wax on, wax off.

It doesn't matter how many times you've done it.

You always need to practice your fundamentals.

That's right, clean it good.

Want it to look brand spanking new.

Get all the cans out of there.

You find any loose change, it belongs to me.

Come on, you maggots!

Faster!

Good, good, good!

Come on, you got this!

Johnny, come on.

We're gonna get sued here.

Uh, sue me for what?

Oh God.

I think I'm about to barf.

Let's go!

Move it, move those feet!

No, no, not the boat!

Not the boat!

Fight!

Oh shit.

You see, this is why we don't spar in here.

All right, who's next?

Yo, I'm telling you, Man, when I get to ASU, honeys

be lining up for this snack, know what I mean?

Anyways, my dad, he wants me to go to Harvard,

but ASU's like the Harvard of the West Coast.

You guys are pathetic.

If you'd handled your business, we would have won.

Okay, whatever.

Hawk, he switched sides.

Yeah, Miguel just got out of a wheelchair and he still kicked your ass.

You know what?

At least I'm still here.

Half the squad quit.

Well, look who showed up.

That fool doesn't even practice, but he gets to stay?

I don't get it.

You're late.

I'm not here for practice.

Well, if you wanna be a Cobra Kai...

I never said I was joining.

I just needed a place to crash.

Well, you can crash here as long as you want.

Look, this was a bad idea.

I know Cobra Kai helped when I was getting jumped in juvie, but I am

not gonna be a pawn in this bet you've made with my dad and Mr. LaRusso.

I don't think of you as a pawn.

I think of you as a king.

Your father had all the talent in the world, but he squandered it.

I gave him every opportunity to come back, but he chose Diaz.

And he left you with that mark on your head.

Trust me, you've got even more talent than your father.

You just need to show it to the world.

After everything, do you think I care about a stupid trophy?

It's not about the trophy.

It's about being a champion.

Win or lose, that reputation will follow you the rest of your life.

Ask your father and LaRusso.

Yeah, well, they have a good chance of winning now they've teamed up.

They're not the only ones teaming up.

Oh shit!

I'm sorry.

I-I'm still getting used to the code.

This new alarm sucks.

You should've sprung for the one with facial recognition.

Hi, this is Amanda LaRusso.

Sorry, it was a false alarm.

Uh, password is "Outlander."

Okay.

I'm trapped, Daniel.

I thought the new security system would make me

feel safer, but it's just putting me more on edge.

Those little Cobra Kai shits ought to be locked up.

Especially that Tory psycho.

If anyone deserves no mercy, it's her.

If you want to, Honey, we could still go to the police.

We've already been through this.

Sam doesn't need to go through all this again and our...

Business can't survive another PR nightmare.

I know things are less than ideal.

A small boy was thrown through our window.

Daniel, if you would have told me a year ago that our family's safety

depended on winning a karate tournament, I would have thought you were joking.

Here we are.

Living in The Twilight Zone.

Believe me, Amanda, I want things to go back to normal too.

But if Johnny and I can just actually work together,

it gives us the best shot to put an end to all this.

So how did it go with Captain Eagle Claw?

At least we haven't beat each ther up yet.

Oh.

Well, progress.

Do you really think Kreese is gonna shut down Cobra Kai if he loses?

Oh, he's gonna lose.

We got LaRusso 2.0 fighting for us.

And once he loses, it won't matter if he welches.

Everyone in the Valley will see that Cobra Kai doesn't work.

Especially Robby.

Dinner is served.

All right, tonight's main course is fajitas and grilled vegetables.

I have pico de gallo and corn and flour tortillas.

Wow.

This looks delicious, Johnny.

Thanks.

I got the recipe off the Chili's website.

I wanted it to be authentic.

Authentic for who?

We're Ecuadorian not Mexican.

Mama!

Here, try this.

Spicy mango.

Just like the old country.

Uh, gracias.

So how was the big first day?

Uh, you know, it's the first day.

Work in progress.

I'm happy you and Daniel are working together.

I just want to make sure Miggy's safe.

My back's in better shape than ever, okay?

You don't have to worry.

She's your mom, she's always gonna worry.

But don't worry, I'm watching him.

So, Mijo, tell me, how do you like doing karate with your girlfriend?

You guys enjoy a lot of one on one sparring?

I'm glad you and Sam are back together.

She's cute.

I'm not the only one who's getting back together with an ex, huh, Sensei?

He had a date with the love of his life.

The one that got away?

Is that right?

It wasn't a date, no.

He's being modest.

We took those cool pictures and made you look...

Not to say you didn't look cool already, but

he had to look special for the special lady.

Tell 'em about the sushi.

We don't have to talk about it.

I don't know why he's being shy right now.

We went to the sushi spot because Ali likes sushi, or so we thought.

So we got the dragon roll...

It's not like that, you know?